Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Top Skink said:
I dunno, I'd wait for more concrete stuff before buying into any of it. PPP and JLH aren't exactly reliable narrators, JLH is fucking insane and I trust virtually nothing she says, and PPP twists and turns everything to keep the harvest going. Dick's taken such a weird turn feels like anything could be true, but I'm not sold.
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Fair take. Don't forget though:

Trust no one
Watch the skies
Believe in the bumblebees
And the paranoid schizo poster knows only the half of the degeneracy these e-celebs get involved in.
 
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Gilbert Grape said:
PPP just dropped DM's from Jamie Lynn Hughes on his show tonight about her saying that 80's girl told her that she pegs Dax on the reg. The show just ended but you can catch the replay and hopefully it'll be archived by the PPPresrvation channel and it'll be timestamped.
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If this site was the Konspiracy Farms or the Kiwi Forges I would be tempted to say we are recycling the DSP liking it up the ass from dutch escort saga. But since this is the Karen Farms I believe Dick likes Dick 100%
 
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Top Skink said:
Personally I thought the time where he went on a 2-week warpath defending pedophilia was the telling part
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Yeah, Dick could have taken a strapon live on the show and I would have thought, "wodda krezzy guy!"

It wasn't until he started furiously advocating drawn child porn that he went from "mockable" to "despicable."
 
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Can some hero please transcribe the exchange between JLH and PPP? Your reward will be not receiving unsolicited loli.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Can some hero please transcribe the exchange between JLH and PPP? Your reward will be not receiving unsolicited loli.
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PPP: I just have to ask did you actually peg dax with a strap-on?

JLH; I didn't actually. Marie did (and I assume still does) regularly. I remember seeing a text from her pop up talking about it, and I didn't mention anything for a while. When I did, he got all warm under the collar but then got me my own. I enjoyed walking around with it. I guess I discovered my penis envy that day.
JLH: We stopped talking before I ever got to use it again.

JLH: I truly didn't intend for those messages to be distributed. The only proof would be Marie texting me about the gay stuff. But dax would have to sue me for libel or some shit so those texts could be subpoenaed from sprint because they're long erased. I was just telling cam and snp stuff because it was funny. Not coming up with stuff to leak.

PPP: so its actually true he was submissive in bedroom? Thats fucking crazy!
PPP: one of these days you gotta come on -... * not sure about the rest



I don't know if this is really JLH, probably isn't. Maybe someone can check the writing style with other texts from her to see if they match up. Her not using capital letters for Dax strikes me as odd, but maybe she is a lazy texter.
 
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Top Skink said:
I dunno, I'd wait for more concrete stuff before buying into any of it. PPP and JLH aren't exactly reliable narrators, JLH is fucking insane and I trust virtually nothing she says, and PPP twists and turns everything to keep the harvest going. Dick's taken such a weird turn feels like anything could be true, but I'm not sold.
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Wait
I have only been following since the pedo thing.

What insane things have JLH done?
Is this confirmed or is it from Dick slandering her?
 
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Something about that story doesnt add up to me, JLH has posted old texts, older than this at least, but these especific ones are erased? They all seem to use Apple devices, so it's unlikely they were gone from changing phones, unless she deliberately erased them for some reason.
 
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80s Girl does have a very masculine jawline.

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I think it's safe to say if you're into getting pegged by this while fantasizing about being a cartoon cow and joking about how it's OK to jack off to loli you have many issues.
 
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I always knew he was a fan of Jim Carrey, but the guy seems to literally wanna fuck him. We've all seen how Ace Ventura ended, it seems Dax wasn't a puker.
 
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Endu said:
Oh great, Riley's in studio for this week's episode.
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Of course he is. What’s the general theme this time? All I heard from last week’s show was the clip Josh played where he’s screaming about his moral superiority from donating 2 bucks to some faceless charity instead of cleaning fucking house.
 
Pissmaster said:
A lot of us have. Very few people who were regulars on the show or in the fan groups are still around. Ever noticed how most of the people who contributed to the Dick Show Album are nowhere to be found in the community anymore? Dick also plays calls from a lot of the same people week after week, with Andrew from Eugene, OR probably being one of the most consistent contributors to the show overall. The rage board is a colossal graveyard of one-offs and people who have long-since disassociated with the show.

Every podcast has its ups and downs, but the show's been coasting without a direction for a while, and Dick's pedo defense crusade has been really poisonous to the community. It doesn't matter if marketing is the entire reason Cuties had a pedo poster and Dick is 100% right. What the audience will take away from that is that Dick approves of the poster, and that's hellishly bad for his image. Come on, Dick, you're a Trump fan. You should know all about how Trump plays the image game. We've got a 2-for-1 deal with you defending Digibro to a very, very concerned Null who tried to warn you about this shit, and now you've got Cuties. I'm ready for the next episode to be all about how he loves that one anime where the 2nd grader falls in love with her teacher and does anything she can to seduce him.

Now all the overcompensating about how much he loves tig ol' bitties makes sense.

Also, since nobody's mentioned it yet:


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Dick got ratio'd, lol. And that's a pretty active userbase to have that many votes:views. The rule of thumb tends to be one vote per 10 views, but he's considerably past that.

Pretty good comments, too:

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and yet Dax's Patreon just keeps going up and up and up with more and more patrons despite decline in downloads, interactions and his discord full of furry degenerates, pro animated child pornography enthusiests being the only Dax Herrera approved safe space (probably because it is paywalled off).

I racked my brain trying to figure out if the Patreon was fake or not, I got nowhere. PPP paying attention may yeild some results & new info. The theory that the IBS audience was the new larger audience Dax was getting that just paid less monthly falls apart now that Ralph has burned his audience to the ground with his sex tape stunt with Dax attempting to out do Ralph on the retard scale.

There is no growth from anywhere I can figure out and Dax has admitted that the audience isn't growing and his strategy is keeping his current fanbase happy. The show is not the kinda show you can just pick up and start listening to anywhere in it's history so it's not exactly new audience friendly. The shows he was guest appearing on are having their audiences fracture and fall apart and don't have audiences much bigger than his own. Dax offers less and less to patrons and sucks at his own customer service and frequently forgets to post bonus episodes for certain months or doesn't meet certain goal promises he sets.

MyNameIsNobody said:
Wait
I have only been following since the pedo thing.

What insane things have JLH done?
Is this confirmed or is it from Dick slandering her?
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A drunk driving charge from when she was underage, leaving Texas to be with Dax thinking it would be an exclusive relationship but turned into a deranged thrupple, taking a quick settlement on money she was owed so she had the money to be with Dax, being addicted to the drugs Dax fed her, and according to Dax she got the bomb squad called on Marie Valenzuela's school by sending a gift (but there is doubt on this cause its just Dax implying), and fucking with her ex husbands passport paperwork before he was set to leave the country (again according to Dax and take with a grain of salt), and has fucked up credit (this is Dax's excuse for opening lines of credit to sleep with girls), and has a boob job (thats true).

Someone on Reddit suspected to be her husband said she was a lying cheating whore obsessed with this guy and would draw pics of him all day. This has some truth because JLH would draw merch and art for Dax and without context of them being friends over 10 years would seem like obsessive stalker shit.
 
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