🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[TheBeanz]

I honestly wouldn't believe gator had any sort of CS degree without either seeing the diploma or a screenshot of his bank account with a payment to student loans on it. Unless he lives in lumpkinville or is so autistic he can't interact with people if he doesn't have a soundboard he should be able to get SOMETHING vaguely in field with a 4 year CS degree.

My guess is that it's a degree from a shit college, or a community college.

Edit: Not 100% on how the US college system works, but I'm imagining Gator's degree is close to a UK BTEC or NVQ.

 

[Vetti]

Legend says that Gator is known on campus as "the most replaceable man".

 

[Twinkletard]

If anyone truly thinks that, Fuck you, you'll start at Level 1 Support like the rest.
I guess it's true Gator, your degree really doesn't mean shit for you.

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A lot of the staff we interview for have that mentality. It's a phenomena that's been like that for a good decade at least. A lot of these kids have never had jobs at all before. Like, they're 22 and never worked anywhere. Just a diploma and an attitude. And they get mad when you tell them they're not hired because they have no experience.

 

[Freedom Fries]

My guess is that it's a degree from a shit college, or a community college.

Edit: Not 100% on how the US college system works, but I'm imagining Gator's degree is close to a UK BTEC or NVQ.

community colleges offer Associates (2 year typically vocational) degrees. Not a bad way to improve job prospects at all in most fields, and probably a better path for the majority of people. After the 2 years you either join the workforce or move on up to a "real" college to squeeze out 2 more years for a Bachelors or Masters if you're incredibly studious and/or gifted

 

[Superman93]

So this may explain Gators not appearance and his future non appearance, i think he is going to use this to distance himself from the killstream like Zidan did

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1300623373849038848

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Again this guy is such a fucking liar. Have a compsci degree is one of the hottest and valuable degrees any person can have at the moment. You can easily pay back school loans in relatively short time considering how much money you can make in that discipline. The only way I can see him not finding a job is if he’s literally severely autistic.

Edit: also I’m extremely suspicious of any retard who claims to have a compsci degree but won’t mentioned any specific discipline. Was he a compsci in software engineering? Games devolpment? What was his sub-track?

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Hard disagree for the little kid bit, kids arent smart enough to understand the fucking lunacy driven plot, though the game play requirement has dumbed down seriously if you dont count the fucking most recent DLC. But hey, Im a fan of the series so I have to be an apologist.

You aren't fucking kidding, I bought the latest game for my kids thinking they would enjoy it and holy crap, there is no way to follow what the fuck is happening. Especially because the game counts on you having played the previous titles. Either way though, the gameplay IS simple enough while being entertaining.
Sorry for the tangent.

Did anything interesting happen on PPPs stream? What happened with Godwinson?

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

The only way I can see him not finding a job is if he’s literally severely autistic.

Gator uses the soundboard to answer questions during interviews.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Did anything interesting happen on PPPs stream? What happened with Godwinson?

The beef with Godwinson was kayfabe. The first hour of the stream was schizoposting about aliens and nuclear war, the second hour was discussing DMs with Jamie Lynn Hughes on how Dick likes to be pegged. Add in some bombastic a-logging of Dick and Ralph and that's the whole two hours. Archive here.

 

[MeltyTW]

How did he get "miffed" at Warski? Wondering if it has anything to do with the Dick Masterson shit? I see Ralph dropping Andy if Dick asks him to.

Warski tried to tell ralph to let go of his anger towards dingo when he kept bringing him up. Just a minor disagreement so if anything comes of it it won't be for a while. Noted because we all know how Jcaeser handles it

 

[Vetti]

One thing about Gator's "medical field" job. Gator isn't training to become Nurse Shannon or Shannon Gaines, M.D. From what I understand, he is trying to become a radiography technician or a BMET or something. He'd be working on hospital machines. It's sort of like people who sold health insurance saying they worked in healthcare.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I have two schizo theories relating to Ralph and his relationship with Faith:

Schizo theory 1: The Marriage.

Ralph milked his marriage to Nora for all the alpha chad cred he could. In fact him being married was pretty much what he built all of his credibility as not being a degenerate loser faggot upon. When Nora divorced him, it was clear Ralph was wounded. Not just his heart, but more importantly to him, his pride. Which explains why he tried to make it look like it was a mutual thing and even paid Nora to guntguard for him. I suspect he knew Nora was going to leave him well before he started talking to Faith. People know when their marriage is failing. He started chatting with a dumb kid hoping to get a new wife ASAP so he could go back to being an alpha chad with a wife in the kitchen.

Schizo theory 2: The Baby.

Ralph's one true love is Gaytor. He is the one who has stood by him, he is the one who is loyal to a fault. But Gaytor has one flaw - he cannot sire an heir for him. Ralph has deliberately targeted a mentally unstable child who he can put his seed in, knowing that shortly after the baby is born, she will become severely mentally fucked by post-natal stress and have to be institutionalised. Ralph and Gaytor will then raise the child together as a gay couple in their shared traditions of neet gunt culture, feeding it grilled cheese and bourbon, registering it on Twitter and Dlive, all from the safety of their natural habitat - a delipidated trailer on the outskirts of an inbred redneck town.

Ok the second one is obviously not serious but the first one I think carries some merit...

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

While Ralph was yelling at Dingo for doing exactly what Dingo does, Mr Vickers snuck into the crack shack and stole Ethan's mom's meds.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The beef with Godwinson was kayfabe. The first hour of the stream was schizoposting about aliens and nuclear war, the second hour was discussing DMs with Jamie Lynn Hughes on how Dick likes to be pegged. Add in some bombastic a-logging of Dick and Ralph and that's the whole two hours. Archive here.

I think it should be noted that PPP realised that the KINOdrome was immense faggotry and shit nobody cares about atm, and that it would be better suited for him to dab on gunt and co because honestly thats what people give a shit about anyway. Its a solid decision because honestly everyone has heard countless arguments from all sides of the political spectrum and by now everyone has settled camp somewhere. Nobody cares about batman versus superman and noone will fucking pay attention to that. An argument with Dax about loli on the other hand would be immensely entertaining and he can use the platform to fight gunt and guntguards without his audio being turned to -5. Its simple, everyone has had enough of all these grifters and we want to see em burn. Thats funny thats entertaining and thats whats relevant atm and i think he catched on to it that IBS is dead and gay and there is a farm full of cows like Juju that just keep giving milk whenever you squeeze.

 

[Shark Senpai]

If anyone truly thinks that, Fuck you, you'll start at Level 1 Support like the rest.
I guess it's true Gator, your degree really doesn't mean shit for you.

This is one of the things that got me for a little bit when I graduated with a BS in Engineering, I had seen mean starting income and stuff for my degree and thought anything less than it was worthless, then I realized that's a stupid approach to actually getting a job so I just looked for a job that looked fun that I could grow into, particularly training programs for recent grads. Now I work for the government making 50k a year with guaranteed yearly raises that get me to that 100k in 3 years as well as some sweet federal benefits.

 

[Lore Master]

While Ralph was yelling at Dingo for doing exactly what Dingo does, Mr Vickers snuck into the crack shack and stole Ethan's mom's meds.
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HA HA HA. What a shithole that place is.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Were all assuming its going to be a boy but wouldn't it be cosmic karma for gunt to have a girl after the shit he has pulled with women over the years?

Can you imagine the levels of Hag powers she will have if she takes after her mother?

If we keep calling him impotent he might just get her pregnant to own dem ay-lawgs. Which I disavow.

 

[MeltyTW]

Can you imagine the levels of Hag powers she will have if she takes after her mother?

If we keep calling him impotent he might just get her pregnant to own dem ay-lawgs. Which I disavow.

youre forgetting that ethan must film the conception attempts, if he doesnt how do we know its not someone else's kid? could be matt's bastard for all we know, @theralph must film all conception attempts or ethan will go on the kiwifarms record as a literal cuckold

 

[The Jokester]

Things are getting interesting, at last PPP uploads something fun while Ethan is probing my maybe theory true

I was one of the first to see that Ethan didn't put a condom on and that this could lead to a pregnancy and alot of people just said that I was retarded. It's looking more likely now. Personally, I don't think she is but Faith did say that she wanted to be a housewife (while being a lefist at the same time lol). Now that Vickers has confirmed that thanks to Ralph's little home movie that there is no way she can be a teacher, Ralph better wife her up because that's her second dream

 

[MeltyTW]

While Ralph was yelling at Dingo for doing exactly what Dingo does, Mr Vickers snuck into the crack shack and stole Ethan's mom's meds.

holy fuck i just realized how cartoonish his house is

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

holy fuck i just realized how cartoonish his house is
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From what I understand the right side of the house is Ethan's "wing" of the house. And you can find old pictures where it used to be a screened in sun room, but then converted into his gunt lair, so that's why the right side looks different. Didn't even notice those plants, or sticks rather. PO described the house as a drugged up person/child's drawing of what a house looks like.