🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Guntkvd]

There's nothing left to do but to hit the soundboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hom9faSBUHQ

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Gator is absolutely crazy to not take advantage of the pandemic when it comes to CS jobs. less H1Bs and outsourcing is happening IIRC.

 

[PhoBingas]

Gator is absolutely crazy to not take advantage of the pandemic when it comes to CS jobs. less H1Bs and outsourcing is happening IIRC.

You have a point, but you're not considering a) Gator is probably too autistic to interact with normal humans, and looks like a walking HR nightmare. b) is his degree even real? Like do we have proof he went to school, or is this like his hot, white-hispanic GF? A figment of his imagination trying to emulate daddy Jimbo?

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

You know, if Shannon gets his big boy degree you know what's really going to fuck up a job interview? Being on an alt-right podcast where you talk about how the holocaust didn't happen with a felon who posts revenge porn.

I think if I were an employer that was going to hire someone for a full time position that wasn't extra basic, I'd probably have an HR professional do a cursory search of their internet presence. Just a guess, who the fuck knows?

How much do you want to bet the cursory search is unnecessary? I’ll bet he lists it on his resume as something like ‘audio engineer’ then no doubt fucks himself straight in the ass if he gets an interview.

 

[MeltyTW]

Lol, he lives right on the back of an industrial estate. Is that a railway behind his yard? Honestly this makes his lack of a real job even more pathetic, he could get work in a warehouse or a factory and with overtime could easily make more than he does from superlemons.

As for that bathroom... that's not even a room, that's a closet with plumbing. Is there enough space for the Gunt to fit with that sink right in front of the shitter? Does it have to morph its shape around it so he can get on the seat and take a crap?

oh forgot to show the glimpse of guntys backyard and a possible meth shack structure there in, also yes he lives by train tracks. I can only hypothesize the grunting we heard post pillstream with ethans mother was gunty trying to moprh his body to the minuscule confines provided by the room and further reduced with the proximity of the fixtures yes, after all our shitposting about how ethan can possibly have sex (moving the gunt and having a girl ride with no work on his part and with her performing a tight rope act to keep the clit in) was 100 percent true so im calling ithe does compress his gunt to shit

 

[Moufang Loop]

Nigga, what? I had a friend from high school who got a CompSci degree & he was hired right out of college. By EA. (Granted, this was ten years ago & I think he also interned for them, but still.)

Also most doctors I've had in the last several years have been some flavor of Indian/East Asian. Indian docs in particular seem to dominate mental health for some reason. I don't know what Gator's on about.

I'm also friends with a guy whose skill in coding has landed him a six-figure job. . .& he doesn't even have a college degree. If you lern2code & are good enough at it, you'll always have work.

Exactly, I went to a very average university for my undergraduate degree and I knew a CS major, that was very average academically, that landed a job at Microsoft not long after graduating. Also most of the other CS majors I knew got solid jobs even before graduating. Gator is either lying about his degree, was a horrible student/idiot, or is lying about going back to school. Honestly could be any of the three

 

[PhoBingas]

How much do you want to bet the cursory search is unnecessary? I’ll bet he lists it on his resume as something like ‘audio engineer’ then no doubt fucks himself straight in the ass if he gets an interview.

His SEO could be ass too. First two results I got for Shannon Gaines stream were a link to the Dick Masterson Simpspiracy thread here and this tweet

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Here is a hypothetical. You're a patient preparing for a surgery, nurse gives you sedatives and right before you lose your consciousness a strange obese doctor in luchador mask enters operating room. What do you do.

Gimme one "Viva La Warski" before you kill me

 

[Rekkington]

it looks a kid drew it and a mad architect brought the literal drawing's depiction to life


So i had the urge to analyze ethan's property even further with these results;

Spoiler: autism

So looking at the other houses in the street theyre all nicer than his and his house is just collapsing by itself like the House of Usher:

Spoiler: lonely gunt shack

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Next I noticed he has fucking rocks in his yard for no reason, his driveway is in shambles and crumbling and he has a newspaper there instead of in his nearby mailbox and his fence is collapsing and rusting:

Spoiler: Rocks

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Spoiler: graphic fence gore

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I found pictures of the sticks growing before hand so i guess its a failed plant, and another picture where his house used to have now vanished small trees around, also contains a weird useless narrow window between two normal windows on the side of his house and another angle of the useless porch awning

Spoiler: sticks

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Spoiler: trees

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next i found his surroundings amusing, from the image with his house marked with a red dot you can see the awkward porch hump wing is visible even from an aerial view and you can see in the other image that he lives by the fucking paper plate factory lol

Spoiler: enhance

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Spoiler: paper plate adjacent

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lastly and most disturbingly is the bathroom, keep in mind this the sales picture, this is the nicest they could make it look, the sink is especially horrifying, what baffles me is they live in a house, the house has a roomy yard actually, bigger than mine, but they have a smaller bathroom then ive ever seen before

Spoiler: hell on earth

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Oh there's the driveway... oh.

 

[MeltyTW]

gunt said on the show that he would be back Thursday

you know funny thing is zidan also had a "break" and a "return stream" then after that he had a new educational opportunity he slowly had to phase out of the KS to pursue, its soundin g kind of familiar lol

Oh there's the driveway... oh.

my first reaction too, like how hard is it to make sure a paved driveway doesnt crumble to dust? it really does look abandoned and it really does like the Zork house except worse, the gunt must have twice the appetite of a vicious grue

 

[All becomes gunt]

You all misunderstand our little Shannon. He goes into medical field to save Jimbo.

Let's face it even if he gets that degree somehow the most shannon can do is be the hospital janitor.

 

[Guntkvd]

His SEO could be ass too. First two results I got for Shannon Gaines stream were a link to the Dick Masterson Simpspiracy thread here and this tweet

Is this really his name? I thought everyone just memeing.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

How much do you want to bet the cursory search is unnecessary? I’ll bet he lists it on his resume as something like ‘audio engineer’ then no doubt fucks himself straight in the ass if he gets an interview.

"Hello Mr. Ralph, this is Ann at Medigunt Hospital and we're calling because Shannon Ga-"

"FUCKIN GATOR I SPILLED MORE BOOZE ON MY SHOES THAN YOU HAVE DRANK"

-click-

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

oh forgot to show the glimpse of guntys backyard and a possible meth shack structure there in, also yes he lives by train tracks. I can only hypothesize the grunting we heard post pillstream with ethans mother was gunty trying to moprh his body to the minuscule confines provided by the room and further reduced with the proximity of the fixtures yes, after all our shitposting about how ethan can possibly have sex (moving the gunt and having a girl ride with no work on his part and with her performing a tight rope act to keep the clit in) was 100 percent true so im calling ithe does compress his gunt to shit

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Anyone with Microsoft Flight Sim want to fly to the crack shack?

 

[Freedom Fries]

Let's face it even if he gets that degree somehow the most shannon can do is be the hospital janitor.

I mean I'm sure more goes into it, but it probably really isn't that hard to make people lay down in an MRI machhine and turn it on. Probably just have to learn a the protocol for it. It's not like you have to read the thing.

 

[PhoBingas]

Is this really his name? I thought everyone just memeing.

As far as I know. Maybe its not his real name but I'm pretty sure he was doxxed by a notorious pedophile and liar so take it with a grain of salt... But it would be pretty funny if any prospective job offers saw that when they fired his name into google.

 

[Noproblemo]

You all misunderstand our little Shannon. He goes into medical field to save Jimbo.

He will sneak into James' hospital bed and skin him alive. Shannon has been training his voice for this moment. He'll finally be his hero, and gets to bang Jade. The story will go on the news, of how a scrawny cancer patient is miraculously healed and gains 500 pounds.

 

[hawkisnight]

Let's face it even if he gets that degree somehow the most shannon can do is be the hospital janitor.

While Dr Vee delivers chemo someone gotta clean up the puke and lingering cigarette butts.

 

[Cow Poly]

Let’s be honest here... we’ve all seen Ethan’s deek and it can barely get hard as it is. There’s no way anyone could conceive with the blanks shooting out of that little spigot of his. At best we are talking a sped baby with the magical combination of retard/autistic/addict/bi-polar.

That won’t be expensive at all! $50k is more than enough..,, prove the haters wrong Ethan... they are / I am... just jealous.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

"Hello Mr. Ralph, this is Ann at Medigunt Hospital and we're calling because Shannon Ga-"

"FUCKIN GATOR I SPILLED MORE BOOZE ON MY SHOES THAN YOU HAVE DRANK"

-click-

“So on your resume, we noticed under accomplishments you have listed...” *flips the page* “Saved the white race?”