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The bare porchlight ENRAGES me. A fixture to protect it costs $15, why does he insist on living like a goddamn animal?
š· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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yeah associate level tech is probably a great career path for a lot of people, especially if they can't pay for or don't want to do college (but think they may want to later). It just strikes me as a weird direction for someone with a BA in computer science of all things. Why not get a masters or certifications or whatever and then try to work in the med-tech field if that's what you find interesting. There's a lot of tech in medicine type development. Maybe he just ended up hating his degree or maybe he dropped out and is trying to save face, which is the most likely scenario when I think about it.
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You can drive through most towns and see houses exactly like that, I'd still take it over the best urban apartment. The only thing that REALLY sucks is that walkway and I guess a lack of driveway + garage, but nobody in real life is Hank Hill with a perfectly trimmed and green lawn anyway (especially where if you live like where I do and there's all these weird laws about how much you can water your lawn.) It's weird how it looks more like the back of someone's house though.
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Like receptionists and paper pushers who say they work in healthcare but I think someone brought up a few pages back. Is this Gator's killstream breakup? Or has the lemon plantation withered and grocery bagging can't pay for his onlyfans and weebshit pateron subs?
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Ralph attempts to reconnect with his estranged surrogate father, but Daddy Jim continues to ghost him. "Please don't die daddy Jim, I need you! You never took me fishing, we still have so much to bond over! How am I going to raise lil' Gaytor without your guidance? Dax is a worthless role model, he likes loli and pegging. Please just give me a final life lesson and some closure! PLEASE LOVE ME DADDY JIM!"i just realized jim didnt give enough of a shit to feel touched at ethans message or reply to it in anyway even though he might die and never see him again, i take back gunt guarding accusations thats pretty based
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That was me.
It's probably not his real breakup. I think he's just busy since school is back in session.
hawkisnight
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You all misunderstand our little Shannon. He goes into medical field to save Jimbo.
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My question is: If he's still paying back his CS Degree, how in the hell did he get another loan for more schooling in a different field? Wouldn't having a student loan already, and owing the government / school money stop him from getting a second, unless the CS degree is imaginary like his hot Puerto Rican girlfriend.
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You know, if Shannon gets his big boy degree you know what's really going to fuck up a job interview? Being on an alt-right podcast where you talk about how the holocaust didn't happen with a felon who posts revenge porn.
I think if I were an employer that was going to hire someone for a full time position that wasn't extra basic, I'd probably have an HR professional do a cursory search of their internet presence. Just a guess, who the fuck knows?
I think if I were an employer that was going to hire someone for a full time position that wasn't extra basic, I'd probably have an HR professional do a cursory search of their internet presence. Just a guess, who the fuck knows?
it looks a kid drew it and a mad architect brought the literal drawing's depiction to life
So i had the urge to analyze ethan's property even further with these results;
So looking at the other houses in the street theyre all nicer than his and his house is just collapsing by itself like the House of Usher:
Next I noticed he has fucking rocks in his yard for no reason, his driveway is in shambles and crumbling and he has a newspaper there instead of in his nearby mailbox and his fence is collapsing and rusting:
I found pictures of the sticks growing before hand so i guess its a failed plant, and another picture where his house used to have now vanished small trees around, also contains a weird useless narrow window between two normal windows on the side of his house and another angle of the useless porch awning
next i found his surroundings amusing, from the image with his house marked with a red dot you can see the awkward porch hump wing is visible even from an aerial view and you can see in the other image that he lives by the fucking paper plate factory lol
lastly and most disturbingly is the bathroom, keep in mind this the sales picture, this is the nicest they could make it look, the sink is especially horrifying, what baffles me is they live in a house, the house has a roomy yard actually, bigger than mine, but they have a smaller bathroom then ive ever seen before
Next I noticed he has fucking rocks in his yard for no reason, his driveway is in shambles and crumbling and he has a newspaper there instead of in his nearby mailbox and his fence is collapsing and rusting:
I found pictures of the sticks growing before hand so i guess its a failed plant, and another picture where his house used to have now vanished small trees around, also contains a weird useless narrow window between two normal windows on the side of his house and another angle of the useless porch awning
next i found his surroundings amusing, from the image with his house marked with a red dot you can see the awkward porch hump wing is visible even from an aerial view and you can see in the other image that he lives by the fucking paper plate factory lol
lastly and most disturbingly is the bathroom, keep in mind this the sales picture, this is the nicest they could make it look, the sink is especially horrifying, what baffles me is they live in a house, the house has a roomy yard actually, bigger than mine, but they have a smaller bathroom then ive ever seen before
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Nigga, what? I had a friend from high school who got a CompSci degree & he was hired right out of college. By EA. (Granted, this was ten years ago & I think he also interned for them, but still.)
Also most doctors I've had in the last several years have been some flavor of Indian/East Asian. Indian docs in particular seem to dominate mental health for some reason. I don't know what Gator's on about.
I'm also friends with a guy whose skill in coding has landed him a six-figure job. . .& he doesn't even have a college degree. If you lern2code & are good enough at it, you'll always have work.
Now that I think about it, Null's coding is pretty top-notch, too. But the only reason he struggles is the Internet infamy that follows him everywhere. But he's still found work here & there in spite of it. So yeah, it seems the problem with Gator is Gator, not the degree.
After Null cut ties over Digibro & co., I don't see Dick being too keen on doing the same thing. Who knows, though.
this is even better than if jim had called ethan a faggot with dying breath, ethan is just a mistake jim has left behind in past life and is nothing to him, not worth a response even when its clear that its the last chance toRalph attempts to reconnect with his estranged surrogate father, but Daddy Jim continues to ghost him. "Please don't die daddy Jim, I need you! You never took me fishing, we still have so much to bond over! How am I going to raise lil' Gaytor without your guidance? Dax is a worthless role model, he likes loli and pegging. Please just give me a final life lesson and some closure! PLEASE LOVE ME DADDY JIM!"
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Ralph, the bitcoin bikers are coming. Better start packing, fatboy.
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Not entirely, just two houses north is this very similar house, with shitty blue paint and three "keep out" signs. Might be equally shitty to Ethan's house, but the three signs give major meth/crazy person vibes.
lol wtf it also has a shitty former porch add-on
. and what is it with these fuckers and their shitty non functioning awnings and their shitty non front porches? i dunno im tore, ethans house looks better even if its more cartoony in some areas but this guy's yard is actually fairly decent except the white trash keep out sign placement
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Got it, I did not intend to say that all fathers are creeps or that others that may act this way are creeps.
It is just an observation of behavior, he constantly refers to "my daughter" when she is 18 albeit she is partly retarded, he is doing things that to me portray some kind of ownership of her, maybe I was wrong to say he is a creep but to me it does feel creepy, not like, hes fucking her creepy, but it is like he feels like he has some right over, perhaps things are different in CA, but where I am he would get some strange looks if he acted the way he does here.
If this is a bad opinion I hope I can justify it a little by this, the "my daughter" thing above, the demand to have her back when she has chosen to do something when as an adult she can do what she wants, it is like a "if I cant have her then nobody can" or "she is mine and you cant have her". I do not know what it is like to have an 18 year old daughter who has fucked off to guntsville and is sucking a 35 year old rotten gunt, I imagine he is thinking about what is best for her (or was), now it is like he is trying a strategy of "burn everything to the ground and she will have to come back home".
It is just how I feel as an opinion, if this was me, perhaps I would do the same, if my post came across as gunt guarding I sincerely did not intend for that, I do think it would be best that she returns home, even though now she has been tainted by the gunt and his festering gunt seamen.
The whole disowned situation, I believe is a ploy along with the destroy everything, to make her return as she will have nowhere to go, while it is a bit of a (some might say) nasty strategy, it is probably for the best for her.
JF I remember was in a similar situation wasn't he? Where he was older and with a fucked up 18 year old? The parents managed to take her back through some legal thing, does anyone remember that, perhaps Vickers could do that approach?
Also Gator liked a killstream post 16 hours ago, gunt said on the show that he would be back Thursday, we shall see !
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Lol, he lives right on the back of an industrial estate. Is that a railway behind his yard? Honestly this makes his lack of a real job even more pathetic, he could get work in a warehouse or a factory and with overtime could easily make more than he does from superlemons.
As for that bathroom... that's not even a room, that's a closet with plumbing. Is there enough space for the Gunt to fit with that sink right in front of the shitter? Does it have to morph its shape around it so he can get on the seat and take a crap?
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Here is a hypothetical. You're a patient preparing for a surgery, nurse gives you sedatives and right before you lose your consciousness a strange obese doctor in luchador mask enters operating room. What do you do.
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Be thankful that at least I won't be awake for the rape.
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