Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Dickocado Fagocado said:

I don't even know if the video matches the description, however he was starting to get a lot of dislikes on his 'new boyfriend' videos, so now they've 'broken up'. Even Nik knows when to give up a shithouse charade it seems.
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Obviously, this is most likely to excuse when Orlin shows up in the next video so he can say that they "got back together."

Fake or no, I wouldn't stay with a person who puts me through half the things Nick does to Orlin, be it actually slapping him around and swapping boyfriends on the fly (which isn't happening) or forcing me to sit through hour long sessions pretending to do the aforementioned.
 
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Obviously, this is most likely to excuse when Orlin shows up in the next video so he can say that they "got back together."

Fake or no, I wouldn't stay with a person who puts me through half the things Nick does to Orlin, be it actually slapping him around and swapping boyfriends on the fly (which isn't happening) or forcing me to sit through hour long sessions pretending to do the aforementioned.
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I imagine Orlin is okay with it lowkey, he gets money out of it via nicks videos and his channel and he gets to dip out and do his own thing whenever they “break up”
 
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Metalrain-01 said:
I wasn’t expecting that TBH.
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Once you see Nico's inverted-colour Eye of Sauron asshole, you KNOW it didn't get there naturally as not even the biggest shits will blow an asshole out like that. The anal sphincter was evolved to pass huge masses of waste from the inside to the outside and then slam shut again.

It's when you go against the sphincter muscle's designed flow and push into it from outside that it starts to get weakened and looser and looser the more often it is penetrated and larger diameters until you get a slack and deformed shitcatcher like Nicos is after years of pounding from Orlin's fat burrito dick and huge buttplugs and whoever else Nico's let in the back door on the regular.

Eventually the fucker's gonna prolapse his anus if he hasn't already and he'll literally shit himself inside out a little bit every time he takes a dump.

Can't wait to see THAT on his fucking onlyfans!
 
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Once you see Nico's inverted-colour Eye of Sauron asshole, you KNOW it didn't get there naturally as not even the biggest shits will blow an asshole out like that. The anal sphincter was evolved to pass huge masses of waste from the inside to the outside and then slam shut again.

It's when you go against the sphincter muscle's designed flow and push into it from outside that it starts to get weakened and looser and looser the more often it is penetrated and larger diameters until you get a slack and deformed shitcatcher like Nicos is after years of pounding from Orlin's fat burrito dick and huge buttplugs and whoever else Nico's let in the back door on the regular.

Eventually the fucker's gonna prolapse his anus if he hasn't already and he'll literally shit himself inside out a little bit every time he takes a dump.

Can't wait to see THAT on his fucking onlyfans!
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Oh, I’ve seen his a-hole already via the OnlyFans leak. I nearly puked.
 

more screaming from our boy nick

edit: and there's more oh god

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heatboss said:

more screaming from our boy nick

edit: and there's more oh god

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shit man I thought that light spot on the left side (our left his right) was an eye and thought it was some demonic fuck in there

edit: now he says we're breaking up in the second vid link there, and orlin!jasper is back to smacking him and stuff. without the pool noodles, the hitting is boring. booo nick, booooo.

also orlin helps with all these ideas, there's no way he's a poor sad guy that can't actually leave nick
 
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Damn, Nick isn't as smart as I thought. He lost a huge opportunity with the whole Jasper storyline.

He should have hired a black guy and made up a elaborate storyline where Orlin gets jealous and and sleeps with Jasper or something. He could've milked this drama for all it's worth. Film the BBC gay porn for his onlyfans and generate more attention and money there.

But revealing Orlin in a Panda suit? Yawn. Boooooring.

Qajinima022 said:
I'm just suprised Nik's anus didn't become a volcano for eating spicy noodles sometimes.
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Judging by how lose his asshole is, the poop just drops out before burning his ass.
 
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N: Ow Ow Ow Ow
O: You're Fat.
Smack
O: Aaaaahhhhhh-aaa
Smack -Smack
N: Sto--
Smack-Smack
N: STOP!
N: Don't call me fat, I'm skinny!
O: Ow~~
N: I am ski--
O hits N with something
N: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
N: I AM SKINNY QUEEN! I AM SKINNY QUEEN!
O Grabs shoe off camera
N: Put that shoe down, put that shoe down!
Smack-Smack
N: Sto--
Smack
N: St-- Aahaaaaah
Smack-Smack-Smack-Smack
N: Stop it!
Smack-Smack
O: [unintelligible] you fat--
N: I'm not fat, you're fat!
 

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ArthurEdwards said:
N: Ow Ow Ow Ow
O: You're Fat. Smack
O: Aaaaahhhhhh-aaa Smack -Smack
N: Sto-- Smack-Smack
N: STOP!
N: Don't call me fat, I'm skinny!
O: Ow~~
N: I am ski--
O hits N with something
N: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
N: I AM SKINNY QUEEN! I AM SKINNY QUEEN!
O Grabs shoe off camera
N: Put that shoe down, put that shoe down!
Smack-Smack
N: Sto--
Smack
N: St-- Aahaaaaah
Smack-Smack-Smack-Smack
N: Stop it!
Smack-Smack
O: [unintelligible] you fat--
N: I'm not fat, you're fat!
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You missed the best part about the doctor being

fat
bald
and blind

fuckin cracked me up

edit: fuck yes he brought up being pregnant now he's 5 months
 
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I just can't believe how fucking lame this pretend drama is. If your lies are so transparent that even the most retarded of your viewers are in on the joke at least turn things up to 11. It's not like he has any more self-respect to lose when we've all seen him getting fucked by a Mario brother. Like another poster said, just hire a "Jasper." I thought channels as big as his at least had people telling him what to do. Lazy and half-baked.
 
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French Slut said:
I just can't believe how fucking lame this pretend drama is. If your lies are so transparent that even the most retarded of your viewers are in on the joke at least turn things up to 11. It's not like he has any more self-respect to lose when we've all seen him getting fucked by a Mario brother. Like another poster said, just hire a "Jasper." I thought channels as big as his at least had people telling him what to do. Lazy and half-baked.
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Yeah, I agree. It's so fucking weird to see a fatass gay mukbang nigger scream at some other fag and fat shame each other. I mean, it's obviously fake as hell, but it still makes me laugh, just because of the acting (if you can even call it acting) and fat people yelling and shitting haha
 
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