US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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greengrilledcheese said:
I just realized that she made the "hot sauce" comment on The Breakfast Club. The same show Biden made his "you ain't black" comment on. The same show Kamala made her "Snoop and Tupac" comment on.

It would greatly behoove any Democrat to avoid the show because it seems they can't avoid putting a foot in their mouth whenever they appear on it.
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Why would you ever suggest that? Don't you know that old "liberal" honkies (Kamala included) are down with the brothers, and having the DNC realize otherwise would cause our favorite black midget to commit suicide with two bullets to the back of the head?
 
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Saw this retweeted on Twitter.

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https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/895048091 (https://archive.vn/2dFp2)

Of course the article is long gone, but the internet never forgets.

Sadly, the video is not around anywhere that I can find.
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"Racist" Joe Biden Perfect For Obama? - Featured Video on BuzzFeed

"Racist" Joe Biden Perfect For Obama?: Is "racist" Joe Biden the perfect compliment for the first black Presidential nominee?..Jon Biden on Obama: "first mainstream African-American who is articulate..." Oops!
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greengrilledcheese said:
Saw this retweeted on Twitter.

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https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/895048091 (https://archive.vn/2dFp2)

Of course the article is long gone, but the internet never forgets.

Sadly, the video is not around anywhere that I can find.
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"Racist" Joe Biden Perfect For Obama? - Featured Video on BuzzFeed

"Racist" Joe Biden Perfect For Obama?: Is "racist" Joe Biden the perfect compliment for the first black Presidential nominee?..Jon Biden on Obama: "first mainstream African-American who is articulate..." Oops!
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Buzzfeed existed back in 2008?
 
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I was under the impression he did a lot of scummy shit, such as using eminent domain laws to steal people's land. I don't have sources, though.

The democrats have engendered so much hatred from me that I may actually vote for ol' Neocon Don, making this the first presidential election I've actually voted for a real candidate.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
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Both of these pictures were taken today.

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, lounging and comfortable in an expensive, air-conditioned room, talking about God-knows what because I refuse to listen to them lie out of the sides of their mouth, and Donald Trump speaking with the residents of Kenosha, who are attempting to rebuild their businesses after they were peacefully burned with peaceful firebombs during a peaceful protest. ... Oh wait, they started calling them violent now, didn't they?

Hey, if all of these riots are Trump's fault and the blame was always to be squarely blamed on him, isn't it interesting that the riots weren't mentioned even a single time during the Democratic Convention? It seems a bit odd to have completely left that out if that's what the Democrats always believed.
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It's also worth mentioning that after this interview was held, the Biden campaign "called a lid." So, after waking up, having a nice breakfast, and shuffling into an inordinately lavish room (Does anyone know where this took place?) to have a "socially-distanced conversation" with each other for fifteen whole minutes, the Biden campaign "called a lid" at about 6-8AM.

In layman's terms, that means that they've put a lid on all further activities and the campaign will be doing nothing for the rest of the day. I can only assume that talking for fifteen minutes made Biden very sleepy, and he had to go back to his basement in order to take a nap and make sure that a few dozen more houses in his Animal Crossing neighborhood had signs in the yard.

This is like the laziest fucking campaign I've ever seen.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
It's also worth mentioning that after this interview was held, the Biden campaign "called a lid." So, after waking up, having a nice breakfast, and shuffling into an inordinately lavish room (Does anyone know where this took place?) to have a "socially-distanced conversation" with each other for fifteen whole minutes, the Biden campaign "called a lid" at about 6-8AM.

In layman's terms, that means that they've put a lid on all further activities and the campaign will be doing nothing for the rest of the day. I can only assume that talking for fifteen minutes made Biden very sleepy, and he had to go back to his basement in order to take a nap and make sure that a few dozen more houses in his Animal Crossing neighborhood had signs in the yard.

This is like the laziest fucking campaign I've ever seen.
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That's it? Fifteen fucking minutes?! What the fuck did they even talk about? Is anyone willing to bite the bullet and subject themselves to this shit?

If this was all they were willing to do, then what could this imply? Are they are so confident/deluded that there's gonna win that they really do think this is all they need to do?

Or, is this is as long as they dared have Joe speaking without a puppeteer's hand up his ass?

They turned the comments off too, I see. Cowards. I would fucking love to read what people are thinking about this video.
 
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It's HK-47 said:
It's also worth mentioning that after this interview was held, the Biden campaign "called a lid." So, after waking up, having a nice breakfast, and shuffling into an inordinately lavish room (Does anyone know where this took place?) to have a "socially-distanced conversation" with each other for fifteen whole minutes, the Biden campaign "called a lid" at about 6-8AM.

In layman's terms, that means that they've put a lid on all further activities and the campaign will be doing nothing for the rest of the day. I can only assume that talking for fifteen minutes made Biden very sleepy, and he had to go back to his basement in order to take a nap and make sure that a few dozen more houses in his Animal Crossing neighborhood had signs in the yard.

This is like the laziest fucking campaign I've ever seen.
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If Bernie did not embrace idpol and kept to his 2016 message, he probably would have beaten Biden and the other cucks.

The nigger question like Clyburn 's endorsement of Biden would have been a challenge but he would have edged out a win.
 
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A Useless Fish said:
That's it? Fifteen fucking minutes?! What the fuck did they even talk about? Is anyone willing to bite the bullet and subject themselves to this shit?

If this was all they were willing to do, then what could this imply? Are they are so confident/deluded that there's gonna win that they really do think this is all they need to do?

Or, is this is as long as they dared have Joe speaking without a puppeteer's hand up his ass?

They turned the comments off too, I see. Cowards. I would fucking love to read what people are thinking about this video.
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If I don't trust Joe to be on his own for five minutes I can't expect his DNC handlers at the nursing home to trust him for anything more when they must know more about just how bad he is than we do thanks to first-person contact.
 
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A Useless Fish said:
That's it? Fifteen fucking minutes?! What the fuck did they even talk about? Is anyone willing to bite the bullet and subject themselves to this shit?

If this was all they were willing to do, then what could this imply? Are they are so confident/deluded that there's gonna win that they really do think this is all they need to do?

Or, is this is as long as they dared have Joe speaking without a puppeteer's hand up his ass?

They turned the comments off too, I see. Cowards. I would fucking love to read what people are thinking about this video.
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If you haven't gotten to it yet, I watched it in hopes of something funny happening. Sadly, it was mostly Biden and Harris telling 'personal stories' to try to seem relatable. Biden clearly rambled off and they had to cut the scene to get to a new take, because there's a skip and then Biden suddenly comes to life saying a bit about the economy.

They talked about how Trump is a very bad, no good man, and how it's criminal that people can't afford health care and Trump is working on taking it away from them [?]

The only distinct policy they mentioned was that they maybe (it was unclear) want to provide free community college for everyone. There was some rambling about how everyone deserves the right to choose the best path for them after they get out of high school and Kamala kept visibly trying to signal Biden with her eyes and facial cues that he needed to re-focus on what he was supposed to be talking about.

Several references to 'The Plan', but no explanation of what 'The Plan' entails except maybe free community college. Mentions of Climate Change and Trump being a denier. Lots of talk about addressing racial inequality in whatever they intend to do (which was, again, I cannot stress this enough, extremely unclear).

Finished the 15 minutes almost feeling bad for Kamala because she was trying to tard wrangle without specifically snapping her fingers and saying, "Joe, you're in the weeds again!"

Sad.

Also! Edited to provide this written transcript of the conversation, if you feel up to reading a bunch of nonsense.
 
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Who exactly is the child-care platform supposed to appeal to? Paid child-care is well-known to be quite expensive and quite bad simultaneously. There is no aspect of the platform which tries to improve this, nor does the federal government have much ability to do so. I admit it's better than leaving your child in a Romanian orphanage, but there's not sufficient workers to maintain standards if you try to scale it to the whole nation, and the standards weren't even good to begin with. I really don't understand why they keep bringing this up.
 
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Who exactly is the child-care platform supposed to appeal to? Paid child-care is well-known to be quite expensive and quite bad simultaneously. There is no aspect of the platform which tries to improve this, nor does the federal government have much ability to do so. I admit it's better than leaving your child in a Romanian orphanage, but there's not sufficient workers to maintain standards if you try to scale it to the whole nation, and the standards weren't even good to begin with. I really don't understand why they keep bringing this up.
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Does the Democratic Party ever have any good ideas? It seems they just focus on stupid, cost ineffective shit. Childcare should just be left to the parents; we already spend too much on our decaying public school system.
 
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