Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Angry New Ager]

I've just skimmed the last few days' comments, so excuse me for being late, but I can't help but wonder if Russell's Big Move will be to Nashville (yeah, that he'll ever leave the SLC metro area).

He's dumb enough to think it would somehow be easier to serve Swift if he was closer at hand. He's dumb enough to think that he'd be able to get a legal job in Nashville (there's lots of big law firms there, due to the music industry). He's also dumb enough to think he might accidentally run into her in Starbucks or some shit like that, and commence wooing her, and it would all play out like some stupid rom-com.

There's nothing in Phoenix for him, as far as I can tell; if he actually does get out of Utah, I would expect him to go to a place that has some powerful attraction for him--which could be LA, but could also be Nashville.

It's just speculation, of course, but I thought I'd throw it out there.

And I cannot wait until he sues the Farms. His complaint is going to be fucking brilliant, and by "brilliant" I mean "stupid and delusional beyond words."

 

[The Dude]

I've just skimmed the last few days' comments, so excuse me for being late, but I can't help but wonder if Russell's Big Move will be to Nashville (yeah, that he'll ever leave the SLC metro area).

He's dumb enough to think it would somehow be easier to serve Swift if he was closer at hand. He's dumb enough to think that he'd be able to get a legal job in Nashville (there's lots of big law firms there, due to the music industry). He's also dumb enough to think he might accidentally run into her in Starbucks or some shit like that, and commence wooing her, and it would all play out like some stupid rom-com.

There's nothing in Phoenix for him, as far as I can tell; if he actually does get out of Utah, I would expect him to go to a place that has some powerful attraction for him--which could be LA, but could also be Nashville.

It's just speculation, of course, but I thought I'd throw it out there.

And I cannot wait until he sues the Farms. His complaint is going to be fucking brilliant, and by "brilliant" I mean "stupid and delusional beyond words."

"Stupid and delusional beyond words" is Russell Greer's life philosophy.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I've just skimmed the last few days' comments, so excuse me for being late, but I can't help but wonder if Russell's Big Move will be to Nashville (yeah, that he'll ever leave the SLC metro area).

He's dumb enough to think it would somehow be easier to serve Swift if he was closer at hand. He's dumb enough to think that he'd be able to get a legal job in Nashville (there's lots of big law firms there, due to the music industry). He's also dumb enough to think he might accidentally run into her in Starbucks or some shit like that, and commence wooing her, and it would all play out like some stupid rom-com.

There's nothing in Phoenix for him, as far as I can tell; if he actually does get out of Utah, I would expect him to go to a place that has some powerful attraction for him--which could be LA, but could also be Nashville.

It's just speculation, of course, but I thought I'd throw it out there.

And I cannot wait until he sues the Farms. His complaint is going to be fucking brilliant, and by "brilliant" I mean "stupid and delusional beyond words."

I hadn't thought about it, but Nashville would make sense.

All he'd have to do is save up enough to travel there and stick it out the short time it will take to serve and subsequently destroy Taylor and then he'll have all her money (and fans) and can move right into her mansion after he boots her out.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I hadn't thought about it, but Nashville would make sense.

All he'd have to do is save up enough to travel there and stick it out the short time it will take to serve and subsequently destroy Taylor and then he'll have all her money (and fans) and can move right into her mansion after he boots her out.

I think it may have crossed his gourd, but Nashville is extremely expensive, even in the suburbs. Just like any major metropolitan area. Now that he has a car perhaps he'd hitch up a U-Haul, his love seat, keyboard, and his dreams and do it. I think he must have financial support from his family so I don't think any actual move is incoming, particularly with his case still active.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I think it may have crossed his gourd, but Nashville is extremely expensive, even in the suburbs. Just like any major metropolitan area. Now that he has a car perhaps he'd hitch up a U-Haul, his love seat, keyboard, and his dreams and do it. I think he must have financial support from his family so I don't think any actual move is incoming, particularly with his case still active.

Yeah I don't think he's actually going to leave Utah. He'll just keep telling instathots "I live in West Jordan, but soon, Hollywood" and bouncing from apartment to apartment.

 

[The Dude]

I think it may have crossed his gourd, but Nashville is extremely expensive, even in the suburbs. Just like any major metropolitan area. Now that he has a car perhaps he'd hitch up a U-Haul, his love seat, keyboard, and his dreams and do it. I think he must have financial support from his family so I don't think any actual move is incoming, particularly with his case still active.

I'm not going to buy that the drippy knob has a car until I see actual proof. Tell me I'm in denial because I don't want to believe that the great State of Utah would ever license someone as defective and malfunctioning as Russell Greer to operate a motor vehicle, I don't care.

 

[Tonberry]

His lifestyle is both horrifying and dull. Having to pay for sex is nothing to be proud of. Russ has nothing that anybody could call a "lifestyle"; he has no hobbies or friends, thinks having fun is stupid. If I can compare his lifestyle to anything, it'd be one of a serial killer.

His post about being involved with a model got me thinking about how sometimes his life leans a little bit more towards the sad than the horrifying. If he was really talking about Erika that means he started bragging about being in a relationship after a girl replied to a couple of his messages at most without blocking him. To Russell letting the world know he's dating a 9 or a 10 is so important he can't wait a couple of days to confirm if he's actually dating said 9 or 10.

Nearly everything the guy does in his life is motivated by a hunger for attention, impotent rage, or both. His entire life, for who knows how long, just revolves around convincing people he's never met before that he's on the fastest lane to success. Since he's too good for hobbies and too insufferable to have real friends, he just spends most of his free time trying to harass women online, wasting his family's money on retarded lawsuits or shouting at the empty void of his facebook feed about how great he is.

His life is way beyond boring, it's just completely empty. Most pet hamsters lead more exciting and fulfilling lives than Russell.

 

[pr3nt177]

I'm not going to buy that the drippy knob has a car until I see actual proof.

The funniest, yet at the same time, most horrifying Greer description yet.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I hadn't thought about it, but Nashville would make sense.

All he'd have to do is save up enough to travel there and stick it out the short time it will take to serve and subsequently destroy Taylor and then he'll have all her money (and fans) and can move right into her mansion after he boots her out.

We'd also get the possibility of a crossover of my two favorite cows: Russ and Jack Scalfani. Move to Nashville, Russ!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

We'd also get the possibility of a crossover of my two favorite cows: Russ and Jack Scalfani. Move to Nashville, Russ!

He won't move to Nashville. Too many blacks.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

He won't move to Nashville. Too many blacks.

That didn't stop Jack.

 

[The Dude]

I think the most likely locations Russ would consider moving to would be somewhere in Nevada (likely Vegas or Reno) to be closer to his precious brothels, or California somewhere around L.A. to be closer to "the Biz (tm)".

 

[Skullshatterer]

He won't move to Nashville. Too many blacks.

He can tell them the time.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He can tell them the time.

"I didn't know they allowed retards in college"

 

[The Dude]

"I didn't know they allowed retards in college"

"Hey there big guy! Are you lost? Can't find your 'big buddy'?"

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

"Hey there big guy! Are you lost? Can't find your 'big buddy'?"

Be careful, friend, i might roll around your corner in my black Jetta, and fire bomb your ass, esse!

 

[The Dude]

Be careful, friend, i might roll around your corner in my black Jetta, and fire bomb your ass, esse!

You've got a black Jetta too?! Sweet! Let's get together and road trip to Evanston to go buy fireworks and beer that isn't watered down.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You've got a black Jetta too?! Sweet! Let's get together and road trip to Evanston to go buy fireworks and beer that isn't watered down.

"Where are we getting the beer?"
"Wyoming, of course!"

 

[StraightShooter2]

Stalking with Russ: Lazy's man's roofies

Russ considers himself to be "romantically involved" with everyone he fantasizes about while rubbing one out.

The girl Russ intended to see (Lana West) charged $1500 an hour.

Russ arrived with $300 IIRC, fully expecting her to accept that upon hearing him whine about plights and presenting her with a toy heart balloon and a copy of his book.

Needless to say, she wasn't having it.

Here's an article about Lana.

Nothing personal but she's honestly not that hot, her face is a plain Jane.

 

[NiggoPls]

Unfortunately no, I'd love to have seen him scurry from place to place getting rejected though, lmao.


Yes, I remember that, I've pushed through the entire thread, it killed me reading him disrespect and shit on working girls while I was only part way through the thread and didn't want to comment until I caught up lol. But seeing that girl tell him what the fuck was up, it restored my vitality and will remain one of my most treasured Russ memories

Edit; @badboy2000 LMAO
IN ALL MY YEARS
NO ONE
But forreal I cried laughing when I fucking read that. I cannot even imagine the uncomfortable cringe that struck that poor woman's heart as she watched in awe the most unbelievably weird ass dude do this shit. Not only was his face fucked up? But he's also even more retarded than expected??? Her mind probably broke in half for a moment, before being thankful that he was already wasting part of the time they had to be together doing something other than touching her

Stalking with Russ: Lazy's man's roofies


Nothing personal but she's honestly not that hot, her face is a plain Jane.

And she looks really fucking rough for someone who's supposed to be 25.