US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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So Biden has access to the interview questions ahead of time, and they even load in the answers to his teleprompter? Joe, when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.

This dude's brain is shot. It's literally just fucking dead. They hold his hand so hard that they're babying him through every single interview with pre-determined questions that feed directly through his teleprompter and he still fucks it up.
 
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So Biden has access to the interview questions ahead of time, and they even load in the answers to his teleprompter? Joe, when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.

This dude's brain is shot. It's literally just fucking dead. They hold his hand so hard that they're babying him through every single interview with pre-determined questions that feed directly through his teleprompter and he still fucks it up.
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Joe's gonna say, "Well that guy from the DNC told me that Trump('s)..." when he gets to the debates.
 
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when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.
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I bet somewhere out there, Donna Brazile is looking at this going “And I got fired for this shit?!”
 
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So Biden has access to the interview questions ahead of time, and they even load in the answers to his teleprompter? Joe, when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.

This dude's brain is shot. It's literally just fucking dead. They hold his hand so hard that they're babying him through every single interview with pre-determined questions that feed directly through his teleprompter and he still fucks it up.
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Can Biden do literally anything without a teleprompter in front of him?

Its an interview, why can't he give answers from his own mind at all? This is a fucking joke.
 
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Can Biden do literally anything without a teleprompter in front of him?

Its an interview, why can't he give answers from his own mind at all? This is a fucking joke.
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Don't forget that his rambling, stuttering messes occur even when he has a teleprompter or a pile of notes in front of him. I think this one here was one of the worst ones I've seen because he is literally reading directly from a sheet of notes, making no effort to look like he's even looking at the camera or the audience, and he still can't figure out what to say.

Joe Biden may have always been a lying, plagiarizing sack of crap that hasn't accomplished anything in his political career other than lining his own pockets and that of his family, but Joe Biden used to be a very competent orator back in the day. He wasn't always like this. Something is clearly wrong with him.
 
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Ped Xing said:
The democrats have engendered so much hatred from me that I may actually vote for ol' Neocon Don, making this the first presidential election I've actually voted for a real candidate.
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How many Neocons can you think of who have refused to initiate new protracted military actions despite pressure from the political establishment, especially from the Neocons?
 
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There's a post floating around tumblr right now with a lot of criticism of Kamala Harris with citations.

The replies are amusing; a large subset of leftist tumblr doesn't seem to be falling for the half-baked pandering towards them and there's a whole lot of infighting.

(no idea who this particular blog is but their reply is particularly exceptional)
 
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Corn Flakes said:
I love how they like to pretend the past doesn't exist. I can't wait to see the logical conclusion of that, too.

"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! I only raped that woman yesterday! I haven't raped a woman today, therefore I can't be a rapist!"
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Fun fact, iirc this is the reasoning behind joggers saying they dindu - they aren't doing it at this very moment, which is what they mean when they say "I didn't do nothing!"
 
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There's a post floating around tumblr right now with a lot of criticism of Kamala Harris with citations.

The replies are amusing; a large subset of leftist tumblr doesn't seem to be falling for the half-baked pandering towards them and there's a whole lot of infighting.

(no idea who this particular blog is but their reply is particularly exceptional)
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Imagine not archiving this.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
There's a post floating around tumblr right now with a lot of criticism of Kamala Harris with citations.

The replies are amusing; a large subset of leftist tumblr doesn't seem to be falling for the half-baked pandering towards them and there's a whole lot of infighting.

(no idea who this particular blog is but their reply is particularly exceptional)
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These people are so blinkered that they'd call their own mothers "russian bots" if they wrote anything pro-Trump on social media.
 
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So Biden has access to the interview questions ahead of time, and they even load in the answers to his teleprompter? Joe, when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.

This dude's brain is shot. It's literally just fucking dead. They hold his hand so hard that they're babying him through every single interview with pre-determined questions that feed directly through his teleprompter and he still fucks it up.
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I honestly don't know what I'm looking forward to the most- voting for Trump or watching the debates.
 
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