Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AnOminous]

fun fact: proof is half the percentage of alcohol (in the US at least), because in most foods in the US stemming from the 1850s or so, you must have at least half the liquor be alcohol (ethanol) to legally claim that it's liquor for sale. it was also taxed by this measure, and business was pretty serious about meeting the legal requirement to sell alcohol because selling watered down drinks is an easy way to lose customers and get sued. so 50% alcoholic content was chosen as the minimum content, and this was set as "100 proof" as a scale of measure since 100 was a nice round number.

Originally, "proof" came from the Navy term "gunpowder proof," which referred to what would be now called 114 proof or 57% alcohol. Sailors would pour a sample from the barrel on gunpowder and try to light it. If it would light it "proved" it hadn't been watered down. This was before they actually did start watering it down (at least for enlisted men) as a matter of practice to stop them from saving up their daily ration for a while then drinking it all at once to get blind drunk.

In regards to his eating habits, I think that he's a binge eater.

Does he get his loon money the first of the month? Has just immediately eating it all in one day been a thing in the past?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Prader Willi is my official diagnosis.
If I didn’t know better (aka working with kids with PWS) I’d say you’re bang on.

- insatiable appetite
- comorbid mental health issues
- emotional immaturity, with particular issues in forming and maintaining relationships
- hypogonadism

 

[Wernology]

That was a fun morning read!

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Originally, "proof" came from the Navy term "gunpowder proof," which referred to what would be now called 114 proof or 57% alcohol. Sailors would pour a sample from the barrel on gunpowder and try to light it. If it would light it "proved" it hadn't been watered down. This was before they actually did start watering it down (at least for enlisted men) as a matter of practice to stop them from saving up their daily ration for a while then drinking it all at once to get blind drunk.



Does he get his loon money the first of the month? Has just immediately eating it all in one day been a thing in the past?

He's done this a number of times in recent memory. And I thought he usually got his money around the 10th of the month but clearly he had a little influx of walking around money somehow. So I might be wrong on that as I'm nearly positive there's no other source on earth willing to give him money aside from the government.

 

[Fapcop]

He's done this a number of times in recent memory. And I thought he usually got his money around the 10th of the month but clearly he had a little influx of walking around money somehow. So I might be wrong on that as I'm nearly positive there's no other source on earth willing to give him money aside from the government.

A week browsing the SSDI receiving, SNAP-spending cows on here, can make even bleeding heart socialists wish for the good old days with poorhouses and debtors prisons.


Case in point: Lucas Werner or pedo-Graeme O’Reilly.

 

[Da Dude123]

Is that a sock account of yours? If so, why did you block Lucas? It would be good to keep letting him mooo and reee and show us all what a feminist he is. So much better than those oafish flatbills! He loves and respects them bitches!

That was a fun morning read!

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

And even if you could physically make yourself eat that amount of food, why would you want to? It certainly can't be enjoyable. Why would you blow 100% of your money in one day, greatly decreasing your enjoyment of meals 2-6. What kind of child consciously decides to live like a king (relatively) for one day a month and a homeless starving peasant the other 29?



Prader Willi is my official diagnosis.



Always. I don't know why, but Lucas drinking alcohol bothers me. I think it's because he's clearly a mentally unstable individual his meek/pathetic personality is the only thing stopping him from becoming seriously dangerous. Alcohol and meth are the two substances that really seem to escalate problems with the vagrants.



College is just a state of mind, man...



His guard is definitely up when interacting with males but something I've noticed is he's not exactly any better at actually detecting when he's being mocked by men. Half the time I see him on there he is berating people who he thinks are mocking him and aren't, and then completely misses people that are blatantly making fun of him.

Good call on not detecting the mockery.

Why Prader-Willi? I don't know anything about it other than, what, It's a sort of genetic condition, right?

 

[mothman96]

He's done this a number of times in recent memory. And I thought he usually got his money around the 10th of the month but clearly he had a little influx of walking around money somehow. So I might be wrong on that as I'm nearly positive there's no other source on earth willing to give him money aside from the government.

He gets his SSI money the 1st of each month. It does not go directly to him, but to an acct managed by a "payee". On this last podcast at the 9:30 mark, he's at his "payee"(a woman), he tells her "I got to get another check". She says something about $170, can't make out what else she says. At the 10:38 mark Goldoar asks him about he check. He says he got 2 checks for $200. So it looks like the "payee" does not give him cash money, but gives him checks.

 

[Wernology]

Is that a sock account of yours? If so, why did you block Lucas? It would be good to keep letting him mooo and reee and show us all what a feminist he is. So much better than those oafish flatbills! He loves and respects them bitches!

That's how they were posted to the account. She blocked him I guess.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-FBXrAKnT/ are two Goldaor mentioned on the podcast before this one i think. I posted screenshots of those a few pages back.

Not my account, sadly.

I DO have one, but he hasn't blocked me or vice versa. Still chat with him on and off there, which is endlessly entertaining. He honestly whines a lot about how much his life sucks if he doesn't want to sleep with you and you'll passively let him ramble.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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FTFY, Wern

This is what I see on my doorbell cam right before I lock myself in the panic room and call the police.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

That's how they were posted to the account. She blocked him I guess.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-FBXrAKnT/ are two Goldaor mentioned on the podcast before this one i think. I posted screenshots of those a few pages back.

Not my account, sadly.

I DO have one, but he hasn't blocked me or vice versa. Still chat with him on and off there, which is endlessly entertaining. He honestly whines a lot about how much his life sucks if he doesn't want to sleep with you and you'll passively let him ramble.

That sort of talk with a prospective partner shows us, not for the first time, that even with NO KF, sofalaw, or an external critical source, (notoriety from the Starbux debacle, for example) lucaa would be RIGHT WHERE HE IS NOW: homeless, self-pitying, raging, and turning everyone away.

I'm predicting now, and this doesn't make me Nostradamus, that Lucas will do something that will mess up his friendship with Isaac in spectacular fashion. Just a matter of time. Any good thing that comes into Lucas's life, he eventually destroys out of jealousy, anxiety, apprehension, and his sense of entitlement.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Good call on not detecting the mockery.

Why Prader-Willi? I don't know anything about it other than, what, It's a sort of genetic condition, right?

Lucas DOES NOT have prader-willi. I tell you that as someone with a relative who does. If he had prader-willi he’d be taking food out of the hands of others (literally, on the street), stealing it (just picking it up in the store and trying to eat it), sneaking into the HOC kitchens and stuffing himself til he got caught...also PW people usually have below average IQ, they’re clearly operating on the mental level of a child. Lucas, for all his schizobrain, can at least use big words.

People born with PW have no ability to feel full, feel constantly hungry 100% of the time and will literally eat until their stomachs rupture. My relative’s family has locks on all the cupboards and the fridge to stop them doing so.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

This is what I see on my doorbell cam right before I lock myself in the panic room and call the police.

Indeed.

This is the Hollywood version of "RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW!!!" ......except Lucas would have a KFC bucket in one hand, his covid mask covering his eyes, and he would've just pissed his pantaloons.

"Let nature take its course" ....

...sounds like telomere talk to me.

Imagine this as Lucas banging on Dan Eisenberg's campus apartment door, pleading for Dan's 16-year old daughter.

" I don't need that question answered I need it right now right now right now right now!"

(If anyone has the shoop skills, I'd love to see ya boy's gourd head in this scene!)

 

[boner_alert]

Jesus fuck Goldork, you absolute boomer, either put the video up on the screen or tell Lucas not to do a video call.
His busted ass hobo-phone obviously can't handle the bandwidth.

Spoiler: Just listen to this nonsense

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French Canadians, man, never met one who is competent.

Agreed - it makes the second episode absolutely impossible to get through. I had to go back to it and then discovered the most face smashing, truly 'who's on first' exchange that happens at a few minutes before the end, where it turns out Lucas had been holding the phone away from his mouth so he can eyefuck himself throughout the interview and Goldork explains how the interview is audio only

I don't understand how Lucas didn't realize this after the first episode, a post recently pointed out it's not Lucas' lack of vanity that stops him from perusing this thread but his plain tard incompetence.. does this extend to not even knowing to search his own name in youtube, a platform where he has uploaded hundreds of his own mental patient assortment of videos and seen Walter Fate's videos

Then even after that painful exchange and realization, Lucas continues to garble the turd pellets he spews by holding the phone away from his mouth, so he can eyefuck himself, as if the previous conversation never happened. At the risk of again sounding like an ingrate coaching from the sidelines.. I wish Gold would stop handling Lucas with pussy gloves and properly set everything up (MAKE Lucas understand) for better audio

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

People born with PW have no ability to feel full, feel constantly hungry 100% of the time and will literally eat until their stomachs rupture. My relative’s family has locks on all the cupboards and the fridge to stop them doing so.

Yeah I was saying that facetiously. There is no physiological explanation except mental illness as to why Lucas eats the way he does.

PW is terrible, though, from what I've read. Feeling ravenously hungry no matter how much you eat sounds like torture.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Yeah I was saying that facetiously. There is no physiological explanation except mental illness as to why Lucas eats the way he does.

PW is terrible, though, from what I've read. Feeling ravenously hungry no matter how much you eat sounds like torture.

I mean he does have some other symptoms of PW: violent temper swings, fixation on food and most importantly, an underdeveloped penis size.

 

[kaien]

Originally, "proof" came from the Navy term "gunpowder proof," which referred to what would be now called 114 proof or 57% alcohol. Sailors would pour a sample from the barrel on gunpowder and try to light it. If it would light it "proved" it hadn't been watered down. This was before they actually did start watering it down (at least for enlisted men) as a matter of practice to stop them from saving up their daily ration for a while then drinking it all at once to get blind drunk.

Well, it was always watered down when served to the men. You loaded it on board at the higher potency because every scrap of space on a ship needed to be saved, and you could always take on more water later in the voyage.

Nowadays, for the same reasons, you see distillers referring to "Navy strength" rum or gin to describe the strong stuff.

 

[Goldaor]

Hi everyone! I have finally made a kf account after lurking here for a while, if you have any questions about the show or ideas for future episodes let me know!

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Luke Werner is insane in the membrane and I would not have sex with him.

 

[WonderWino]

Yeah I was saying that facetiously. There is no physiological explanation except mental illness as to why Lucas eats the way he does.

PW is terrible, though, from what I've read. Feeling ravenously hungry no matter how much you eat sounds like torture.

Wait a minute.....that sounds like slimer was actually the ghost version of lucas....which would explain alot about what he did to bill murray. That wasn't slime, lucas just mistook him for a zoomer bae and coated him in telomerase