Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Anonmadapea]

>make Osana kill herself
>pick up her body
>now Raibaru follows you

spaghetti code at it's finest

Also, woah. Even asslickers and other yesmen have issues with demo? Maybe they didn't read debunk page. The nerve of some people, to question Yandere Dev authority. These ain't bugs, just features. Just lower your graphics, and buy newest gaming computer. Goddamn poorfags, they want to play AAA+ games on soviet fridges? Gremlins, all of them, I say.

They're beginning to rebel BEAUTIFUL I say!

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

But not to worry. Of course dev-pai has the answer to the framerate issue. It turns out a low frame rate is actually your fault.
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Alex insulting his fans, and wow just terrible business practice. You want/expect a game to sell well, but, it runs so badly that only a handful of people can play it if they own two 2080 Ti's or some shit. How do you expect to profit from a game that you've excluded most people from playing due to the shit quality of your code and models?

also >using light mode
wtf bro why?

 

[Foamless]

Okay, the next step he will take is crowdfunding right? If he starts the kickstarter crowdfunding then the Patreon should be stop right ? I mean the next step would be paying the team that actually works on the Job rather than Alex right? Having 2 of them at the same time seems greedy to me. And if that happens I bet he is going to overestimate the goal

 

[Big Bad Wart]

wanted to see if anyone is making videos on YandereDev because of the demo and found this

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

wanted to see if anyone is making videos on YandereDev because of the demo and found this

It's like @Thadd is whispering in my ear

 

[Xolanite]

A tale from the official discord.
Yesterday when the mods where asleep outright heresy took place in the discord.

Spoiler

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Also he gets so many emails that his inbox is full. (I didn't know something like that was even possible)

But not to worry. Of course dev-pai has the answer to the framerate issue. It turns out a low frame rate is actually your fault.

Spoiler

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Also I've heard that there is a second cheat command besides "debug". Has anyone found that one already?

That sorry iwata guy is everywhere, dood.

also, I’ll take the late ratings, but has Someone’s antivirus detected YS as malware yet?

 

[Catgirls are Love]

also, I’ll take the late ratings, but has Someone’s antivirus detected YS as malware yet?

Not yet. I check every new build since you never know where Alex's computer has been.

 

[ArthurEdwards]

Alex has already pocketed tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars for development on Patreon and squandered a legitimate business opportunity with tinyBuild for his supposed mangum opus, and what we're received over the course of over 6 years is a broken mass that by definition can't even be called a demo because there is still outright unfinished content. What makes you think that crowdfunding would help him finish the game at all?

Do you ever think YanDev will send us all stinky brap videos?

 

[Blackstar]

@Thadd 's profile is not available anymore.

 

[Slav Power]

@Thadd 's profile is not available anymore.

It's because he has been banned.

 

[Colloid]

Regardless of whoever this new Patreon whale is (personally I’m with Diesel and suspect it’s Alex himself), they can’t hide the fact that Patreon is still dying overall from graphtreon. Ignore the earnings amount (green line) and focus on the total patrons (orange line). It’s still decreasing despite Osana being released two days ago. So much for Osana’s release reviving the game’s hype. I suspect an Alex chimp out is on the horizon.

 

[Activelo]

Fixed exploit that really did allow the player to literally just run up to Osana and stab her right at the start of the day, in full view of Raibaru.

Still possible, it just takes a little longer.

(Skip to 1:15 to see what I'm talking about.)

 

[odumegwu]

Regardless of whoever this new Patreon whale is (personally I’m with Diesel and suspect it’s Alex himself), they can’t hide the fact that Patreon is still dying overall from graphtreon. Ignore the earnings amount (green line) and focus on the total patrons (orange line). It’s still decreasing despite Osana being released two days ago. So much for Osana’s release reviving the game’s hype. I suspect an Alex chimp out is on the horizon. View attachment 1566850

Decreasing? It looks like burst bubble. It's fucking dead cat bounce phase. You can't make this shit up

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Still possible, it just takes a little longer.

(Skip to 1:15 to see what I'm talking about.)
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I foresee the changelog of tonight's build: "Fixed a bug where Raibaru was not permanently joined to Osana at the hip at all times."

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Regardless of whoever this new Patreon whale is (personally I’m with Diesel and suspect it’s Alex himself), they can’t hide the fact that Patreon is still dying overall from graphtreon. Ignore the earnings amount (green line) and focus on the total patrons (orange line). It’s still decreasing despite Osana being released two days ago. So much for Osana’s release reviving the game’s hype. I suspect an Alex chimp out is on the horizon. View attachment 1566850

As optimistic as I am for the impending patreon collapse, I won't be trusting septembers numbers at all, and will be watching for October pledges. The problem is twofold, back to school tends to trigger some budget cutting from kids working part time summer jobs, and it'll take time for the Osana release news to trickle out to the wider community of not-yet-patreons. I can't confidently attribute any of that drop to Osana exclusively, so I won't.

Come October, I strongly suspect that the crash trend will continue though. If there is unified dislike to how crap the Osana update was, it'll have played out fully then.

 

[irishAzoth]

Regardless of whoever this new Patreon whale is (personally I’m with Diesel and suspect it’s Alex himself), they can’t hide the fact that Patreon is still dying overall from graphtreon. Ignore the earnings amount (green line) and focus on the total patrons (orange line). It’s still decreasing despite Osana being released two days ago. So much for Osana’s release reviving the game’s hype. I suspect an Alex chimp out is on the horizon. View attachment 1566850

don't worry Alex's media blitz will fix that right up doesn't matter if he's a laughing stock of the internet. At this point he should have just kept the Osana con going for longer. He can't even make a new game or even change the name he's stuck with a "Yandere Simulator"

 

[Synthwave Obsessed]

I wake my autistic ass up in the afternoon, Thadd- I mean Alex; has been banned. We got a Kiwi shortening 10+ lines of code down to 2 and making it expandable, and some light Discord theme spiciness of Alex's cultlings revolting. Excellent.

You would think being a self-proclaimed dev, he could maybe make his code writing easier on himself instead of whatever the fuck he's doing. I wouldn't want to work on the project either if I else: if'd everything. Making any kind of change must be the worst thing possible. I can't imagine what it's like to try and update literally anything in a spew of else: if's that's 21000+ lines long. Come on, Alex, a college class on C++ "fundamentals" would expect more out of you. Hell reading past ch 2 in any C++ book would give you ways of improving your code. Do books require too much attention span? I understand. When you only read manga that has 16 words a page, it is really challenging to suddenly read 50+ words a page! Maybe JetBrains or CodeCademy is more your speed. There are interactive exercises you can do and... oh. Right, I understand. Effort is hard. Well, at least you got your Patreon tugboat. Oh, wait. That's dropping, too.

At this point, I'm waiting on the project to blow up over an Alex sperg RAEG fit.

Also that blog post on bug updates.

Spoiler: We did it. Kiwi Farms is dead.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Regardless of whoever this new Patreon whale is (personally I’m with Diesel and suspect it’s Alex himself), they can’t hide the fact that Patreon is still dying overall from graphtreon. Ignore the earnings amount (green line) and focus on the total patrons (orange line). It’s still decreasing despite Osana being released two days ago. So much for Osana’s release reviving the game’s hype. I suspect an Alex chimp out is on the horizon. View attachment 1566850

A lot of people don't seem to automatically renew their pledges for Alex and disappear every time a new month ticks over, but some come back after a few days. I'd look at the numbers in a few days and see if he made any real gains or losses from the new month arriving, but I'd lean towards the downward trend of patrons continuing.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Still possible, it just takes a little longer.

(Skip to 1:15 to see what I'm talking about.)
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You can do it earlier and I kinda messed up on stopping Ribaru from moving forward in this clip. You just get the knife go back and push Ribaru. This starts the animation so osana leaves with senpai. then all you have to do is stand in front of rabaru and stop her enough before the front gate so the path are messed up.

edit: you can probably optimize this better but i was just trying one of my ideas

edit 2: i'll try to optimize it see how fast I can do it

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

You can do it earlier and I kinda messed up on stopping Ribaru from moving forward in this clip. You just get the knife go back and push Ribaru. This starts the animation so osana leaves with senpai. then all you have to do is stand in front of rabaru and stop her enough before the front gate so the path are messed up.
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Creepy low poly model popping up at close range... and ghost socks.
Good work. How does he fuck up so badly?