US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[murdered meat bag]

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So Biden has access to the interview questions ahead of time, and they even load in the answers to his teleprompter? Joe, when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.

This dude's brain is shot. It's literally just fucking dead. They hold his hand so hard that they're babying him through every single interview with pre-determined questions that feed directly through his teleprompter and he still fucks it up.

someone's going to have to explain this better because its sounds like a rhetorical question. what was he talking about before?

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

The current push among the CNN/Twitter crowd is that Biden shouldn't give Trump the opportunity to spread his hate by debating him.

"Debating Trump will only give the illusion that his hateful lies are reputable and not the racist hate mongering that it truely represents. Biden should definitely not debate Trump!"

And so on...

And you know it's absolute horseshit, given that they're trying to pretend to be worried about platforming the President of the Unites States, who has the biggest platform on planet Earth currently.

 

[Snekposter]

You know I never put much stock into the idea that Biden was going to have his brain melt through his ears until I watched that. People were saying similar stuff about Hillary so I just wrote it off. But damn after listening to that speech he's really declined.

He's declined so much he makes Frank Drebin look like a sensible, intelligent person. I can totally see Leslie Nielsen giving a speech with a necessary safety mask hanging like its no big deal... only he'd be more cogent and coherent than Biden. He is such a mental disaster he makes the Z-A-Z movies like Airplane and the Naked Gun series look sane and reasonable.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

There's at least one lefty in this town who CAN meme... believe it or not, saw a sign in the yard that said "BYEDON 2020"

I've seen some of those around me. People here saying they see no Biden signs... There's not nearly as many as there were Hillary signs, but I've seen plenty of Biden signs by me. Some areas it's mixed with Trump signs and they eventually disappear if you keep going east.

 

[Salubrious]

He's declined so much he makes Frank Drebin look like a sensible, intelligent person. I can totally see Leslie Nielsen giving a speech with a necessary safety mask hanging like its no big deal... only he'd be more cogent and coherent than Biden. He is such a mental disaster he makes the Z-A-Z movies like Airplane and the Naked Gun series look sane and reasonable.

Come on. It's not like these two videos have anything in common.

 

[Draza]

I feel that with the same thing with Hillary in 2016, the only reason people will vote for Biden is not because they like him or his policies but they just hate Trump. Joe like Hillary has a questionable and troublesome past that make him unlikable to most people,has no clear and honest policies to stand on, and has gotten involved in government scandals. Outside of not being Trump, he has literally nothing going for him that makes people want to vote for him. TDS and massive MSM support will not bring you guaranteed victory as proven with the last election.

 

[Non-breath oblige]

someone's going to have to explain this better because its sounds like a rhetorical question. what was he talking about before?

Biden discussed Latin American politics with NBC 6 anchor Jackie Nespral in an interview which will air on Sunday. The station offered a preview of the one-on-one interview this week, which featured Biden driving home the “topline message,” quite literally.


“Would you go back to the Obama policy with Cuba and what is your plan dealing with Venezuela?” Nespral asked the presidential candidate.


Biden appeared flustered from the start.


“Number one. This president reversed the –” Biden began before starting over. “I’d try to reverse the failed Trump policies that have inflicted harm on Cubans and their families. He’s done nothing to advance democracy and human rights.”


Later in the interview, Biden shifted to Venezuela, where he mistakenly read the words “topline message” before describing President Trump’s existing policy as an “abject failure.”


“I understand that Cuba along with Russia and China has contributed to the political impasse in Venezuela as well. What’s the president doing? Look, Venezuela topline message is President Trump’s policy is an abject failure,” Biden said:

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/02/topline-message-trump-campaign-accuses-joe-biden-of-reading-script-notes-aloud-from-teleprompter/

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/politics/decision-2020/biden-discusses-cuba-venezuela-in-interview-with-nbc-6/2287217/

 

[kobebyarlant]

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Oh look, he's having to walk back something else that he said. Again. I also appreciate how he's now trying to paint himself as a Constitutionalist in order to bring himself closer and closer to Trump's campaign. This is during the same speech where he said that he was the one who pressured Trump into enacting the Defense Production Act, even though by the time that Biden had started telling Trump he needed to enact the DPA, Trump had already enacted it earlier in the month.

If Joe Biden's just going to advocate for everything that Trump does but on a month-long delay, what's the fucking point of his campaign? Seriously, Biden's entire campaign has just completely collapsed now and he's not advocating for any of his old stances. He's wheeled back on fracking, he's rolled over on the riots, he's running away from his mask mandate, he flipped on traveling to Kenosha, the dude's entire campaign is just a bootleg version of Trump's.

He steals every single idea a month later and tries to call it his own. It's fucking pathetic.

Amazing, he’s running against an incumbent whose every decision they’ve libeled and slandered and somehow he’s the one of the defensive.

 

[Ruin]

Someone should ask him. "If all you're promising to do is do everything Trump does why not just elect Trump again" and really watch him chimp out.

 

[Salubrious]

I feel that with the same thing with Hillary in 2016, the only reason people will vote for Biden is not because they like him or his policies but they just hate Trump. Joe like Hillary has a questionable and troublesome past that make him unlikable to most people,has no clear and honest policies to stand on, and has gotten involved in government scandals. Outside of not being Trump, he has literally nothing going for him that makes people want to vote for him. TDS and massive MSM support will not bring you guaranteed victory as proven with the last election.

It may have been another thread (there's three of them), but I disagree just a little.

In 2016, there were indeed some people voting FOR Hillary. They wanted to see the first woman president.

Biden doesn't even have that. 2020 is the true "anti-Trump" vote. There's no reason to vote FOR Biden.

 

[murdered meat bag]

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/02/topline-message-trump-campaign-accuses-joe-biden-of-reading-script-notes-aloud-from-teleprompter/

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/politics/decision-2020/biden-discusses-cuba-venezuela-in-interview-with-nbc-6/2287217/

nah im stupid, i didnt hear joe say "topline message" until i read he said it

 

[Snekposter]

Come on. It's not like these two videos have anything in common.

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Look, we all know if Joe Biden had just made a criminal crash a rocket into a fireworks shop the first thing out of his lips would be "Oh wow, I didn't know it was the Fourth of July already!"

 

[Salubrious]

Look, we all know if Joe Biden had just made a criminal crash a rocket into a fireworks shop the first thing out of his lips would be "Oh wow, I didn't know it was the Fourth of July already!"

Nah, that criminal would have become the Dragon Warrior.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Im going to double down and guarantee that Biden never goes toe to toe with Trump. The man should be in an assisted living facility not running for President of the United States.

 

[Salubrious]

I hope if there is a debate that Trump waives all time limits and just lets Biden ramble for 10 minutes at a time.

Trump could eviserate Biden, or he could go full "Luigi wins by doing nothing."

Then afterwards, Trump can throw up his hands and say "I let Biden say everything he wanted to say."

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Im going to double down and guarantee that Biden never goes toe to toe with Trump. The man should be in an assisted living facility not running for President of the United States.

You know what, I'm going to say that Joe Biden does ultimately face Donald Trump live in the debates. Trump himself will make sure of that.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

The current push among the CNN/Twitter crowd is that Biden shouldn't give Trump the opportunity to spread his hate by debating him.

"Debating Trump will only give the illusion that his hateful lies are reputable and not the racist hate mongering that it truely represents. Biden should definitely not debate Trump!"

And so on...

This is the exact kind of limp dick beta cowardice move I would expect from twitter soyboy fuckos

 

[TerminalTryHard]

God I hope Biden tries to get out of the debate, just to watch it all unfold. Constant Trump ads hammering him, tearing into him on Twitter, and just taking random jabs at him during completely unrelated press events.

It's gonna be hilarious watching Trump constantly trying to one up himself in an attempt to force Biden out of hiding.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Ah, the Biden campaign has released a statement that they want Snopes to do live fact checking during the debate or they might have to consider withdrawing because "reasons".

So they've tossed down the gauntlet at last.

Ps: how the fuck do they think Snopes can fact check a live debate? Will they take a fact check pause between every statement? And do they think that for even a sec that Trump would agree to have Snopes of all groups fact check him on live tv? Because Snopes is so we'll know to be a completely neutral party when it comes to US politics and wouldn't fuck him over with the drop of a hat.

Oy-vey

Edit: lol, Reddit is fucking cancer, r/politics is having a collective seizure as no one has told them what to think about the debate issue.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Ah, the Biden campaign has released a statement that they want Snopes to do live fact checking during the debate or they might have to consider withdrawing because "reasons".

So they've tossed down the gauntlet at last.

Ps: how the fuck do they think Snopes can fact check a live debate? Will they take a fact check pause between every statement?

Oy-vey

Edit: lol, Reddit is fucking cancer, r/politics is having a collective seizure as no one has told them what to think about the debate issue.

Biden is incapable of basic debate if he can't do the fact checking from his own podium and requires the assistance of the news media to do it for him.