Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[LordCustos3]

>mfw this thread

I think this is the first thread in a year to spawn a new emote.

Sheep's girlfriend will forever be known as the Guv King. ALL HAIL THE GUV KING.

Down with The Guv'King!
All hail the SquirEmporer!

Anyhow, gotta love that "vent blog".
Its just sooooo incriminating. @Stray Sheep's underlying message is "Mom is dumb and Naive. I can sneak around behind her back and shitpost all I like and there is nothing you stalbjers can do that will stop me; and if you try imma gonna KMS KMS KMS!!! Now I'mma gonna order a 50 pcs Ranch things and behave like an entitled douchecork in front of an embarrassed universe!"

 

[HG 400]

Just sayin'

 

[unfer]

Help

Buried alive by potato

 

[Meowthkip]

Marry me, Polandkin.

>mfw this thread

I think this is the first thread in a year to spawn a new emote.

Sheep's girlfriend will forever be known as the Guv King. ALL HAIL THE GUV KING.

She should be honored. Her face will live in infamy.

 

[BZ 679]

Alright, who fucked it up for the rest of us?

 

[fishercat]

All I can think of right now is

'Ello guvking!

 

[DocScuttleButt]

i hope all you guys archived what you could cuz i feel like that vent blog is gonna be bawleted soon.

 

[Orthodox Chrischanity]

All I can think of right now is

'Ello guvking!

Get out of my head.

Spoiler

 

[Null]

you creeps

 

[CatParty]

 

[John Daker]

Never change, Kiwis

 

[DocScuttleButt]

You don't deserve a "safe space" because again your vent blog was public and easy to find. Not a safe space, a very open public blog on the internet.

Also nice to see you lied about actually breaking up with grimmace over there, i see you are still craving her mcnuggies.

You are just a bundle of lies aren't you kayla... i feel bad for your mother.

 

[N'wah]

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TL;DR:

 

[Null]

I laughed for a solid minute at "made a fucking emoticon out of".

relax it's just a prank

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

And on the moderncielirl front;

#embracing darkness

Kayla's girlfriend is having a breakdown now.

how the fuck did I miss this holy shit
as soon as I saw this I guvking choked on toast
I HOPE YOU'RE GUVKING HAPPY

Who the fuck takes a selfie of themselves crying? Or fake-crying.

Cry-selfies are the new cry-typing.

http://avpdchloe.tumblr.com/

Guess what I stumbled upon.

Goddammit. GODDAMMIT. @Stray Sheep, you predictable cunt.

>mfw this thread

I think this is the first thread in a year to spawn a new emote.

Sheep's girlfriend will forever be known as the Guv King. ALL HAIL THE GUV KING.

Guvking marry me, @Null.

 

[Delicious Stickmeat]

Since I KNOW you're reading this Kayla, you may pay your own phone bill, but it's your parent's house, and their rules. If they say you need to GTFO the internet, you need to GTFO the internet.

You are 19. This means you are an adult. This means yep, your parents CAN boot your whinging little ass to the curb, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. I highly recommend wising up, taking some time away from Tumblr and all that jazz, and getting yourself in order.

Failing that, move out. Hey, your home your rules, and you can tumblr shitpost all day from your own apartment.

 

[HG 400]

Has anybody contacted her mother over the new blog yet? This spazzy fake-crytyping is getting old, I could use a good rage-against-the-parents chimpout.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

YOU TALKED SHIT AND THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T HEAR IT.
You dug your grave you lying sack of shit.

 

[sugoi-chan]

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Hey Kayla, I think you mean "made a guvking emoticon out of".

 

[Cuck Norris]

YOU TALKED SHIT AND THOUGHT WE WOULDN'T HEAR IT.
You dug your grave you lying sack of shit.

"I'll fix it if you guys make sure you have no way of verifying it." Christ, is she 5?