Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Twinkie said:
Tomorrow's Logan's court date right?
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No, that's October 8th it got rescheduled.
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Grog said:
It is September and LowFag STILL hasn't sold the forum to Jeffrey of FAGPOS.
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Jeffrey is a little bitch and goons are the most pathetic doormats alive to a wife-beating piece of shit. They'll cancel any of their own but anything that would rock the boat and knock them out of their shitty, incestuous little safe space full of jackoffs and cunts is too much for them to do. Richard Kyanka will just continue to shit his rock solid junkie shits into their mouths and they'll take it like the losers they are.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
I have little doubt that Jeffrey still pings Lowtax every few days to ask how the paperwork is coming along.
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Unless Lowtax has written some profanity laced response about how he needs to take care of his divorce, or some other excuse, before he moves forward with the sale. Jeff strikes me as spineless enough to get cowed by a single strongly worded email.
 
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Unless Lowtax has written some profanity laced response about how he needs to take care of his divorce, or some other excuse, before he moves forward with the sale. Jeff strikes me as spineless enough to get cowed by a single strongly worded email.
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He's been doing free work for a pillhead wife beater in exchange for online suckups.
So I think you're giving him too much credit.
 
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Out of curiosity today I decided to look up Carol Kyanka (Mama Tax) on Facebook. All her actual content is blocked, except that she really likes Game of Thrones, but I noticed her profile picture:
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It's one of the granddaughters (Jaylen I think). For whatever reason it made me think back to the Casey Anthony case (and I am praying to God that never turns out to be a prophetic statement). How one of the reasons she killed Caylee (it goes without saying that she did) was because Caylee had become her parents only focus and the only reason they even bothered to speak to Casey anymore. Casey wasn't the center of their world anymore, everything revolved around Caylee, and Casey couldn't handle it.

I say this because again I think Mama Tax is going to wind up being the Building 7 in Lowtax's personal 9/11. He has no idea the kind of chain reaction he caused the day he decided to go full wifebeater and only continue to dig his grave even deeper by doubling down and forcing Logan to publicly humiliate herself. He now has a criminal trial pending, does he not? He's thrown away any chance of getting custody of that kid, when literally all he had to do was keep his mouth shut. Don't talk on the internet about it. If you get involved with a lady, keep it discreet as fuck. This wasn't bad luck. There is no iota of this situation that isn't the direct result of Lowtax's choices.

Again it makes me think of the Casey Anthony case - how the only reason her parents fought so hard for her in her trial was to save her from getting the chair, not because they forgave her. I think it's going to be the same way with Carol. The only reason she's protecting Rich and intimidating Logan is to save the connection she has to her granddaughters by any means necessary. But afterwards, whatever the result of the case is, she's never going to forgive Rich for this. It's either going to be rehab and getting his act together or he gets cut off. Knowing her, I wouldn't put it passed her to go so far as suing for custody. She's not a bipolar junkie retard like him. She's actually very intelligent, well put together, always dressed really nice, has an important job, and even has a sharper sense of humor than Rich. Basically the opposite of everything he is. Honestly, that would probably be the best possible outcome if God forbid whatever reason Rich gets custody.

Because if Rich does get custody, it goes without saying that Sloane's life is going to be a living nightmare. I don't know if Rich ever hit his kids, though Shmorky claimed that Rich told him that Megan hit them all the time, which is more obvious lies about women from him. Like the old saying goes "Guilty people accuse others of the things they are guilty of." I don't think he's capable of truly, viciously beating his kids. But I haven't seen him in 6 years, and in 6 years he's managed to destroy himself. Regardless, I could easily foresee terrible accidents happening. Lowtax using "MUH CRUMBLING SPINE" as an excuse to lay on the couch downstairs playing videogames completely space cadet-ing out while the kid is upstairs playing with matches or decides to try the candy daddy keeps in the bathroom.

The McMansion doesn't have a pool, does it? Please tell me it doesn't.
 
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Out of curiosity today I decided to look up Carol Kyanka (Mama Tax) on Facebook. All her actual content is blocked, except that she really likes Game of Thrones, but I noticed her profile picture:
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It's one of the granddaughters (Jaylen I think). For whatever reason it made me think back to the Casey Anthony case (and I am praying to God that never turns out to be a prophetic statement). How one of the reasons she killed Caylee (it goes without saying that she did) was because Caylee had become her parents only focus and the only reason they even bothered to speak to Casey anymore. Casey wasn't the center of their world anymore, everything revolved around Caylee, and Casey couldn't handle it.

I say this because again I think Mama Tax is going to wind up being the Building 7 in Lowtax's personal 9/11. He has no idea the kind of chain reaction he caused the day he decided to go full wifebeater and only continue to dig his grave even deeper by doubling down and forcing Logan to publicly humiliate herself. He now has a criminal trial pending, does he not? He's thrown away any chance of getting custody of that kid, when literally all he had to do was keep his mouth shut. Don't talk on the internet about it. If you get involved with a lady, keep it discreet as fuck. This wasn't bad luck. There is no iota of this situation that isn't the direct result of Lowtax's choices.

Again it makes me think of the Casey Anthony case - how the only reason her parents fought so hard for her in her trial was to save her from getting the chair, not because they forgave her. I think it's going to be the same way with Carol. The only reason she's protecting Rich and intimidating Logan is to save the connection she has to her granddaughters by any means necessary. But afterwards, whatever the result of the case is, she's never going to forgive Rich for this. It's either going to be rehab and getting his act together or he gets cut off. Knowing her, I wouldn't put it passed her to go so far as suing for custody. She's not a bipolar junkie retard like him. She's actually very intelligent, well put together, always dressed really nice, has an important job, and even has a sharper sense of humor than Rich. Basically the opposite of everything he is. Honestly, that would probably be the best possible outcome if God forbid whatever reason Rich gets custody.

Because if Rich does get custody, it goes without saying that Sloane's life is going to be a living nightmare. I don't know if Rich ever hit his kids, though Shmorky claimed that Rich told him that Megan hit them all the time, which is more obvious lies about women from him. Like the old saying goes "Guilty people accuse others of the things they are guilty of." I don't think he's capable of truly, viciously beating his kids. But I haven't seen him in 6 years, and in 6 years he's managed to destroy himself. Regardless, I could easily foresee terrible accidents happening. Lowtax using "MUH CRUMBLING SPINE" as an excuse to lay on the couch downstairs playing videogames completely space cadet-ing out while the kid is upstairs playing with matches or decides to try the candy daddy keeps in the bathroom.

The McMansion doesn't have a pool, does it? Please tell me it doesn't.
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Mama Lowtax is just as awful as her shitty son. Don't forget she tried to tattle to the cops that Ashley was an illegal in order to get her deported.
 
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Uh...Lowtax is live on Youtube right now playing Shmorky's animations that he and Shmork did voices for together and screaming over them. I don't even know what to make of this. I've never seen a more ardent architect of their own demise.

Edit: Oh God I hopped in the chat and set him off on a tantrum after 2 messages (then got silenced). He's officially just named me a "Representative of Kiwi Farms" He's still going on about it and claims I've been trolling him for 10 years. This is incredible.

Edit 2: From what I've seen so far that's all this stream appears to be. He's just sitting back watching all the stuff he and Shmorky made and fondly reliving his time with Shmorky. Shit's gotta be be for him if he's looking back on Shmorky as "the good old times."
 
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