Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Also he wants people to see him with the women and to know he's banging them.

If he tried pulling that with a doll he'd get laughed at. He seems to think people envy his hooker paying lifestyle and think he's a stud but won't admit it because they're haters.

Well, laughed at more than usual.

 

[Constellationzero]

He should be b& from Facebook for making that joke.

He should be b& v& from Facebook for making that joke.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm not going to buy that the drippy knob has a car until I see actual proof. Tell me I'm in denial because I don't want to believe that the great State of Utah would ever license someone as defective and malfunctioning as Russell Greer to operate a motor vehicle, I don't care.

I agree. I can believe that he learned to drive as a teenager, and may have been able to safely navigate around a place like Evanston, but dealing with traffic in the SLC area? Nah.

And where would he have got the money for a car, or insurance (which will be high for him), or the other costs associated with owning a vehicle? He moved into an actual apartment of his own several months ago, which means his housing expenses are at least double what they were when he was still renting rooms. He's also blown money on getting his shitty songs produced. As far as we know, he's still working a low-tier clerical job (and lacks the competence to get promoted). His credit rating is doubtless unimpressive for no other reason than he's never taken on any significant debt, and thus has little or no credit history to speak of. And that he might have any substantial savings, especially after three years of bouncing from low-tier job to low-tier job, and rented room to rented room? Yeah--no.

We've speculated that his parents are the ones who are paying his attorney--and maybe they are paying for some or all of that expense--but they don't seem to be wealthy people, and I doubt they're paying any of his living expenses. I also doubt they'd give him his mom's old car, or any car, for that matter, given that they know his limitations better than anybody. They know he's too impaired to safely drive, except perhaps in the lightest traffic.

So yeah, I have a hard time believing that he's got a car. But, on the other hand, why would he lie about it? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

His post about being involved with a model got me thinking about how sometimes his life leans a little bit more towards the sad than the horrifying. If he was really talking about Erika that means he started bragging about being in a relationship after a girl replied to a couple of his messages at most without blocking him. To Russell letting the world know he's dating a 9 or a 10 is so important he can't wait a couple of days to confirm if he's actually dating said 9 or 10.

It may have been a conscious strategy to force the relationship in the direction he wanted it to go. Erika was so nice, she actually responded to him, instead of running away screaming. She seemed sympathetic to his loneliness, and didn't want to hurt his feelings. So for her to correct Russell--to say no to him, to say they weren't actually dating--would have been really uncomfortable for her. And maybe Russell was counting on her not wanting to be mean in order to get his way.

Nearly everything the guy does in his life is motivated by a hunger for attention, impotent rage, or both. His entire life, for who knows how long, just revolves around convincing people he's never met before that he's on the fastest lane to success. Since he's too good for hobbies and too insufferable to have real friends, he just spends most of his free time trying to harass women online, wasting his family's money on retarded lawsuits or shouting at the empty void of his facebook feed about how great he is.

His life is way beyond boring, it's just completely empty. Most pet hamsters lead more exciting and fulfilling lives than Russell.

There is an emptiness to Russell that I can hardly fathom. He's got a few basic functions, but he's one of the most crudely programmed humans I've ever seen. I can't even imagine him getting into bed at night and going to sleep like a normal human; I envision him sitting slumped in a corner after powering down for the night. It's bleak and terrifying to imagine what it's like to actually be Russell, but god damn, it's fascinating to watch him execute the same shitty routines over and over again.

He won't move to Nashville. Too many blacks.

Would he even know that? Like most Americans, he probably associates Nashville with country music, and thus white people, so I can easily imagine him being shocked to get there and find so many saggy-pants thugs. I doubt he's the sort to do careful online research about a city he intends to move to. He hasn't done any on how to break into the entertainment business as a songwriter; or serve a high-profile celebrity with a legal complaint; why would he look up demographic info for Nashville (or anywhere else)? Taylor Swift's primary residence is there; that's all that would matter to Russell.

 

[AnOminous]

Would he even know that? Like most Americans, he probably associates Nashville with country music, and thus white people, so I can easily imagine him being shocked to get there and find so many saggy-pants thugs.

Nashville is a mean nasty town even to those who are actually white people in the country music industry, which is no less cruel and decadent than any other aspect of American pop culture. It chews people up and spits them on the ground. And that's besides just being a shitty city in general regardless of who you are. It would be a far worse place for a Russell Greer than where he is already.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Was it, though? Was it really the best DM? I have my doubts.



It's not just his happy place. It's Russell Greer's Ego Place. It's the only place he can go where he will be treated like the king he thinks he is. Where the women bow and obey to his every urge and desire (for the most part). Well, as long as Russhole has the cash. No cash, ego starves. Sex is all about his ego and narcissism. It isn't about intimacy, closeness, lonliness, or even orgasm. It's all so he can pretend for an hour or three that he is a big, important, attractive stud who can get sexy women. It's all smoke and mirrors though.

I think this is it in a nutshell, lads. Brothels are to Russell Greer what Disneyland is to childish fat white women: a magical place where a big fake spectacle is enacted, letting them feel immersed in their wished-for fantasy world for a little while. Why else would he spend so much money for handies from reluctant whores, much the same way women who don’t even have children spend ungodly money for passes to go to fucking Disneyland every weekend of the year? For the fantasy and to escape reality.

Fuck, the women at the brothels aren't even close to 9s and 10s but he constantly asserts that they are, because he needs to believe that they are. It’s part of the fantasy world.

Russ believes in his heart that he is special enough to be treated like an A-lister, and it must absolutely infuriate him that no one in daily life does so. But for a few magical hours and quite a lot of magical money, he goes to a place where women are nice to him, tell him he’s handsome and sexy, listen to him talk about his stupid plights and treat him the way he fantasizes about the world treating him...like he’s the most important person in the room and his presence somehow isn’t massively loathsome. I’m sure if it was an option and he had the money, he’d live in a brothel, just so he never had to return back to reality, where women ignore him or turn away in rightful disgust, insta models block him, he has to scrub toilets and nobody thinks he’s important.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I can believe that he learned to drive as a teenager, and may have been able to safely navigate around a place like Evanston, but dealing with traffic in the SLC area? Nah.

Faggot can't move his freaking eyes, he needs to be constantly moving his head around to be able to see things like the rearview mirror, his speed, pedestrians and whatever. That's got to be some kind of problem if he gets behind the wheel.

 

[Crispeacock]

It’s not just a DM, lads! It’s THE best DM evah!

Its just a tribute... *Autistic/Dumb Incoming!

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

If Russ got a realdoll he'd be one of those psychos who sends the doll in for repair with a bunch of stab wounds and chopped off fingers and other mutilations.

 

[Crispeacock]

If Russ got a realdoll he'd be one of those psychos who sends the doll in for repair with a bunch of stab wounds and chopped off fingers and other mutilations.

He'd be grody and never empty the "semen trap" I imagine. Would start smelling like Tuna and old feet

 

[AnOminous]

Faggot can't move his freaking eyes, he needs to be constantly moving his head around to be able to see things like the rearview mirror, his speed, pedestrians and whatever. That's got to be some kind of problem if he gets behind the wheel.

Literal downies get driver's licenses all the time. The only thing even in a full driving test I can see giving him problems is if they actually test on parallel parking in reverse. And even a retard can figure out how to do that half-blind.

 

[Crispeacock]

Still think hes trying to be a "big boy now" with his "new house" and "new car" rather than pretend he has to hoof it or take the bus places. I still dont quite understand (except perhaps any validation is better than none for his narcissism) why he doesnt make his fb private. But then no one would ever see his outstanding works and plights because he has no friends.

 

[redcent]

I get that part of it, but it’s also about treating women as literal property. And since that’s 100% not working out for him in the real world, it would be cheaper over the long run to just bang plastic instead of hookers. But no one ever accused Russ of being smart.

The ironic thing about him and several other lolcows is that he wastes so much of his life trying to make women his property that he ends up owning very little property of his own.

 

[Crispeacock]

Hes not here for a long time hes here for a wanky handy shandy sort of time in the jettas

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

That’s because you’re looking at it from the wrong perspective my man.

It’s not always about sex and it’s rarely only about sex.

That’s one thing I learned when I got peripherally involved in the business a few years ago. (Nope, neither a pimp nor a ho, lol! I had a friend who worked as a driver for escorts and I filled in for him a few times.)

All kinds of people have sex with prostitutes: Losers like Russ, regular guys, successful businessmen, married men, widowers, weirdos, young horny guys, handicapped.

And for different reasons. Some want sex without emotional complications. Some don’t want to spend the time and effort to find a girlfriend. Some just want to talk and unload. Some are just lonely. Some crave intimacy that is lacking in their life.

And some are of course just horny.

But even with Russell, I’ll bet you, it’s about more than just sex.

For him it seems, going to a brothel is the equivalent of Chris-Chan’s CWCville. It’s his happy place.

For an hour at a time, Russell is a studly 10 having his way with a fawning woman who’s also a 9 or 10. He’s successful, the center of attention and is made to feel like a big deal.




It’s not just a DM, lads! It’s THE best DM evah!

The happy place idea is correct. I still believe the main reason Russell goes to brothels is because when he first went there, the poor hooker was nice to him (because she had to be,) told him what a gentleman he was for bringing her flowers, etc. She acted wooed and that's what he wanted. He said he never felt more loved than at a brothel, and it's probably because the women there do what he wants them to do: fawn over his gifts, tell him what a handsome gentleman he is, and sexually pleasure him. In his fantasy, that's exactly how it plays out, and he gets very mad when women don't fill their end of the nonexistent agreement. At a brothel, though, the women do what he tells them to do, that's how he likes it. He does the big romantic gesture, they return the favor by submitting to his desires. Stroking his ego, among other things, and making him feel like a man.

With all the money he’s spent on hookers, it baffles me why he just doesn’t buy a realdoll or something. It would still be pathetic as fuck, but he could at least pretend he was happy about fucking silicone and plastic vs seething about fucking nothing at all.

Because Russell wants to show everyone that he's a nice guy and a gentleman. He's the absolute textbook internet niceguy. Remember, this is the first post of hit that caught major attention from the internet:

If he's fucking a sexdoll then no one will believe he's a gentleman, least of all him.

There is an emptiness to Russell that I can hardly fathom. He's got a few basic functions, but he's one of the most crudely programmed humans I've ever seen. I can't even imagine him getting into bed at night and going to sleep like a normal human; I envision him sitting slumped in a corner after powering down for the night. It's bleak and terrifying to imagine what it's like to actually be Russell, but god damn, it's fascinating to watch him execute the same shitty routines over and over again.

I couldn't agree more about him being empty. His fantasies are the most shallow, pathetic, childish things I've ever heard and his level of entitlement is mind boggling. He writes songs for famous women so he can skip the line to fame and not have to work at anything, and he doesn't see anything wrong with that. And let's not forget that he actually thinks he can sleep his way into fame by "wooing" famous women, I can't remember any man ever doing that. Good looking women fail to do that every day. He just wants the fame and fortune side of the music industry with none of the skill or creativity it requires. He wants his name in lights, people to clap for him, his picture to be taken on red carpets, etc. To share his inspiring story of being disabled and still fucking famous women. To be treated the way he believes he deserves: Better than everyone else. As for what it's like to be Russell, I imagine he spends most of his days daydreaming. He probably hates his day to day life scrubbing toilets and living in a tiny room being mocked by people he never meets, so I'd bet he often slips into his ridiculous fantasies like the ones in his book to escape it, dreaming about fame and fortune and getting laid whenever he wants, imagining the day when he can say he showed us all. And that "big fish in a small pond" post recently just sells it that he will never understand that he won't succeed. Most people who say that mean something like "I was raised in a small, poor town but I'm going to be a doctor/lawyer/something else professional" or something similar, but Russell takes it to mean "I'm going to be a famous celebrity and ruin Taylor Swift's career."

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't know what kind of woman I'd pay $1500 an hour to sleep with, but that definitely ain't it. She's only moderately attractive and has no curves whatsoever. I'd think she's office hot but not "whole paycheck" hot.

I remember being a kid and sex was THE most important thing on earth to me from age 11 to 15. It was honestly a Chris-Chan 'Virgin with Rage' thing except at a much more appropriate age, when sex hormones are at their flooding max, you have your first orgasm and your whole life changes, and all you want is to do it 'proper', with a girl, and it will be the climax (pun intended) of your life, you KNOW it. Then it happens. You finally get to tear up your V-card. You likely disappointed the hell out of your partner, but you got it out of the way, you're a MAN now, and it was AWESOME......right?

It dosen't take long for most guys once they finally have it and realize that it's not the end-all to relegate sex to it's proper place in life: damn nice when it happens, but you can do with or without it at least until you are reach the age where you decide it's time to father a child.

But Russ and others like him never hit that moment of....dare I call it maturity? Sex STILL dominates all of their thoughts, and choking the chicken to put the urge back to sleep just isn't good enough for them. And thus you have the handsome, incorrigible poonhound who'se mission in life is to bang as many different women as possible paid or otherwise because they feel empty without doing so, and the 'incel' or ugly desperate beta-males like Russ whom women can smell the failure on them from miles away. These are the people who go to hookers and actually pay money directly for sex.

Now I see the value of the transaction itself, but I would never think the amount of money these woman ask for short term use of their genitals is even CLOSE to worth what you get for it as opposed to setting up for and having a really awesome masturbation session. (or if attached, just having sex with your partner.) The only time I could see a man paying a woman for sexual service is for something you haven't been able to have with a woman out of her own choice ever before (say, anal sex or a blumkin or S&M) or on a regular basis.

But guys like Russ, they're like perpetual teenagers. Obsessed with sex, unable to get it due to discomfort around women, uglies on the outside, and/or especially uglies on the inside, they are so miswired that not only do they see paying hundreds to thousands for a plain hump, an experience likely to last only a few mins and an orgasm that almost never exceeds 10 seconds as totally acceptable, but even desirable.

I can see it and even understand it to an extent, but it's just SO fucking sad to not only HAVE to pay for sex, but to prefer to as it's the closest thing to a 'girlfriend experience' you will have without trying to fix yourself. What a sadly broken person. You would pity him if he wasn't such a revolting horrible human being in every other way.

This was a pretty pointless rant but I'm half-cut and feeling philosophical tonight for some reason, so here ya go.

 

[moorhen]

Someone's a lucky girl!
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You’d think with his impending court case he’d maybe chill out with creeping on women online, because every stupid action he makes (which is all of them) he’s just giving Erika’s lawyers more fuel to make the case that he has a pattern of behaviour that needs to be addressed.

He thinks he’s totally going to walk into court in his studly suit and blow the jury away with his moving speech about his plights and how Erika is a horrible bitch for not being bullied into being his girlfriend, that the jury won’t have any choice but to rule in his favour and suck him his penis.

It hasn’t even crossed his gourd incased mind that he’s just stoking the flames of his own impending doom, because this time other people who aren’t biased judges will totally see his side and not think he’s a giant creep who’s a danger to women.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Faggot can't move his freaking eyes, he needs to be constantly moving his head around to be able to see things like the rearview mirror, his speed, pedestrians and whatever. That's got to be some kind of problem if he gets behind the wheel.

Also, doesn't the syndrome affect depth perception? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I read that in this thread. That'd mean that he wouldn't be able to tell how far away/near him other cars are.

Anyway, I'm more than happy that he's not driving. Otherwise he might pull an incel van attack.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

“Can I try to trade in my car with them or some other compromise?” Short answer: no.

Russ’ Quora account has now been deactivated.

 

[moorhen]

Also, doesn't the syndrome affect depth perception?

He wears glasses, which if he had a depth perception problem, it would, at least somewhat, correct. Plenty of people with bad depth perception drive with the use of glasses.

“Can I try to trade in my car with them or some other compromise?” Short answer: no.

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Russ’ Quora account has now been deactivated.

Did we ever archive his Quora?
Also it took me 2 seconds to google what consumer rights you have with a financed car.
He just wants people to know he definitely has a car, and when he doesn’t have a car anymore, it’s because it was faulty and not because it was his dads.

 

[DuckSucker]

lol SUE EM Russ! Fuckers broke their duty! For all you know THEY were the Mexican cartel guys, they sold you a car with a molotov in it! When you hit the switch to open the hood, that fuckers gonna blow sky high!
I love that thats where he goes every single time. "They screwed me! They lied to me! I could at least look it up to see what it means if I dont know, but NO! The legal system exists so I shouldnt have to! THEY WERE DISHONEST"

Glasses dont really fuck with your depth perception unless I guess the prescription is really strong, or wrong/somebody elses. The vision test thing is more so they know you can read the roadsigns, know what and where you approaching so you can react, and because old/blind people REALLY dont want to give up driving. His eye thing is that he cant horizontally move his eyes, he has to move his whole head. Which is just as bad since most people rely on like not moving their whole head, outside of a quick over the sholder once you check the mirror and a lot of people dont even do that. Hes the driver that everybody hates.