Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mandaark]

Now you pointed that out, it's impossible not to see. Darkness and swelling. Looks like her face gains have made it too tight, and probably got a low grade infection going on from being filthy

It could be from surgery.
A lot of people get infections or have their piercings reject when they have a major surgery/illness. The immune response from the body is in overdrive and reacts, trying to heal it or whatever.

Wouldn't be surprised if her "perfectly healing incision" is less than perfect and forcing her body to work harder.

 

[Frogamber]

I'm getting polish/eastern european grandma vibes - add a mumu, headscarf and cane and she's spot on.

She looks like she's lived a hard life when all shes done is eat

Please don't disrespect my grandma like this. Our kids might be getting fat the fastest in Europe but we're not US or even UK level yet. Let the babushkas live... ❤

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Please don't disrespect my grandma like this. Our kids might be getting fat the fastest in Europe but we're not US or even UK level yet. Let the babushkas live... ❤

I do not remember seeing a babushka ever sitting on her fat ass and eating all day. On the contrary, they are a force to reckon with if you cross them.

 

[New & Improved Username]

This might be suuupper late, WTF are these??! I’ve never seen these before and wasn’t sure where to post this. View attachment 1565489

Amberlynn & Becky bedspread is like some sort of anti-sex device. Buy it for teens or for people who hate their husband/wife.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

you know this whole things a lah because they both pointed at amber at “who fell in love first” ?
could’ve sworn bex was thirst commenting and sexting up her dm’s, not the other way around

Fair enough but there is huge difference in wanting to just fuck someone and "loving" someone, I put that in quotes because I think Amber is only capable of loving herself.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Amberlynn & Becky bedspread is like some sort of anti-sex device. Buy it for teens or for people who hate their husband/wife.

Don't be so quick to judge. Wasn't there a spaz on FB talking about a potential Amberlynn themed wedding some time ago?

 

[giga melt]

As if she could have fit through the door to get on the bus.

she'd shove poor Rosa on the ground just sitting with her shelf ass on the bus seat and ruin the whole protest

"GARGANTUAN WHITE WOMAN STOPS DESEGREGATION: CELEBRATORY FREAKSHOW TICKETS ON SALE NOW"

 

[Punkinsplice]

Fair enough but there is huge difference in wanting to just fuck someone and "loving" someone, I put that in quotes because I think Amber is only capable of loving herself.

Amber, in true cluster B fashion, latched on to Becky as a rebound because she hates being alone. That is "love" in her mind. She probably told Becky she loved her within a few weeks.

 

[JaneThough]

I'm getting polish/eastern european grandma vibes - add a mumu, headscarf and cane and she's spot on.

She looks like she's lived a hard life when all shes done is eat

Polish grandmas love to cook for other people, Amber can't even share a cocoa crispie.

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Am I a puritan for wondering why the hell she is posting snapchats like this while she lives with her supposed girlfriend?
It's not that becky should not "allow" amberlynn to or something, but why the hell does amberlynn want to?
we all know why... who am I kidding...

Initially, I didn’t think of it that way...But, yup, you’re totally right here. If my S.O. (I don’t have one, I’m a venom snake-esque secret squirrel agent, copyright Konami, forgive the PL). I’d be pretty hurt to find my life partner actively sending out resumés. I’m more involved in the coming merge saga over in C-197, so the more I learn of Big Al, the less redeeming she becomes.

 

[smallmilk]

I do not remember seeing a babushka ever sitting on her fat ass and eating all day. On the contrary, they are a force to reckon with if you cross them.

Your average babushka could bench press Amber

 

[peach tea]

She’s got some serious darkness round that nose ring. Bruising? Too tight? More stuff that won’t heal?

It looks to me like the metal doesn’t agree with her skin. I’ve had my nose pierced for 14 years and the only time I ever got discoloration was when I bought a cheap stud at Hot Topic because my open hoop somehow worked it’s way out when I was at work. Whatever it is, it probably has nickel or copper. This is why one should only wear surgical steel or if you want to get fancy, 14k gold at a minimum, preferably 18k.

We all know she has the money to buy whatever she wants, but she would rather have more stuff than good stuff. $100 says she ordered a multi pack of silver plated copper hoops from a Chinese vendor on amazon for $20 rather than spending $30 for a gold hoop. They’re really not expensive. I got mine for $26 and it’s 14k.

The worst part is, she looks at these pictures and videos and sees herself and uploads/posts them anyway. No self awareness. Either that or she cares less than any of us could even fathom. Maybe she has a public humiliation fetishih.

 

[marjoram]

...We all know she has the money to buy whatever she wants...

Ah, but that's not quite true. She couldn't buy Density even though she tried (tries) REALLY hard.

 

[Owlflaps]

Ah, but that's not quite true. She couldn't buy Density even though she tried (tries) REALLY hard.

If she bought off Dana, maybe she could get Density as a package deal.

 

[captainpicardsjockstrap]

It looks to me like the metal doesn’t agree with her skin. I’ve had my nose pierced for 14 years and the only time I ever got discoloration was when I bought a cheap stud at Hot Topic because my open hoop somehow worked it’s way out when I was at work. Whatever it is, it probably has nickel or copper. This is why one should only wear surgical steel or if you want to get fancy, 14k golf at a minimum, preferably 18k.

We all know she has the money to buy whatever she wants, but she would rather have more stuff than good stuff. $100 says she ordered a multi pack of silver plated copper hoops from a Chinese vendor on amazon for $20 rather than spending $30 for a gold hoop. They’re really not expensive. I got mine for $26 and it’s 14k.

The worst part is, she looks at these pictures and videos and sees herself and uploads/posts them anyway. No self awareness. Either that or she cares less than any of us could even fathom. Maybe she has a public humiliation fetishih.

Completely and utterly agree on you with the importance of decent metal for piercings, but Amber has had that piercing forever. And probably used cheap shit forever. This looks... more like bruising rather than infection or irritation. Medfag in me wonders if her blood thinners are the cause - we know that ring is holding on for dear life and it’s compressing the area causing damage. That’s become a bruise which is worse because she’s on her anti coag jabs.

Whatever it is, it’s repulsive. It’s another aspect of her that causes a visceral response of ‘this thing is dying in front of me, run away’.

But y’know. Big but hulthy right?

 

[Freckles]

WOOOF....

Give me ALLLLLL the bad ratings but shit, I'm a decade older than her but she looks 20 years older than me! Does she own a mirror at all? How can a 29-year-old see herself looking like that and think "yeah, I'm a sexy MOFO"? I know, cognitive dissonance is a strong drug but still. Yikes.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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WOOOF....

Them mouth folds.

 

[Hell]

I don't really like fatphobic people, but you guys should keep in mind that this woman is pretty much the average American.

I drink protein for vegans because I lift weights.

If you're a carnist and an Amerifat, please, get a noose.

 

[Welcome to Chin Dab 101]

I don't really like fatphobic people, but you guys should keep in mind that this woman is pretty much the average American.

I drink protein for vegans because I lift weights.

If you're a carnist and an Amerifat, please, get a noose.

Virtue signaling? Decrying fatphobia? Claiming they exercise?!?!

Must be a self-righteous morbidly obese cunt themselves...

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Give me ALLLLLL the bad ratings but shit, I'm a decade older than her but she looks 20 years older than me! Does she own a mirror at all? How can a 29-year-old see herself looking like that and think "yeah, I'm a sexy MOFO"? I know, cognitive dissonance is a strong drug but still. Yikes.

She still thinks that she is pretty, and that’s all that count. We all see a super morbidly obese woman that is deformed, almost housebound and requiring a helper to do most mondaine tasks like shopping, but she does not see herself that way. She see herself as an active, quirky individual that people hate for her look and money. That is why she does not look for help; she thinks that there is nothing wrong with her.