US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Found this clip today that popped in my feed.

 

[soy_king]

Found this clip today that popped in my feed.

How have Doucey and Kilmeade somehow become even more retarded? Gretchen Carlsen was clearly the only person with any brains in that whole operation, and must have taken what little her cohosts had with her when she left.

 

[MrJokerRager]

How have Doucey and Kilmeade somehow become even more retarded? Gretchen Carlsen was clearly the only person with any brains in that whole operation, and must have taken what little her cohosts had with her when she left.

Kilmeade did decent when he was filling in for Tucker but doesn't have the Tucker face and required aggression to be taken somewhat seriously.

And who is the cohost in the middle so I can coom to her laters.

 

[soy_king]

Kilmeade did decent when he was filling in for Tucker but doesn't have the Tucker face and required aggression to be taken somewhat seriously.

And who is the cohost in the middle so I can coom to her laters.

I think it's Ainsley Earhardt but I can't be sure, I haven't watched TV in years and I'm going off the wikipedia page. I was more concerned with Kilmeade's stuttering and stumbling over words. Like, c'mon man, you've been on tv for decades, you should know how to speak. Doocy is simply a lost cause, and is somehow the dumbest person on television, and that's saying something when he needs to contend with the short bus that is MSNBC.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Found this clip today that popped in my feed.

These people are talking like what they're reporting is running away from them and they're trying to catch it.

Are they worried that CNN or MSNBC is gonna report this finding right from under their noses? It's almost funny.

 

[MrJokerRager]

These people are talking like what they're reporting is running away from them and they're trying to catch it.

Are they worried that CNN or MSNBC is gonna report this finding right from under their noses? It's almost funny.

With the exception of Tucker, the rest of FOX News is a lost cause. All of these guys are from the Bush era. Where Republicans sucked and kept on sucking till a 1980s liberal just hijacked the party.

And Joe Rogan is correct on how Fox News uses sex to attract old horny boomers. That hottie in the middle showing them legs. Still a tried and true formula I guess since they always had high ratings.

Edit: I think Trump gets angry with Fox News because he is surprised at how the network supposed to be the propaganda arm of the Republican party since it was created, tried to fuck him at every attempt possible till they saw what Biden was promising America.

 

[AnotherPleb]

With the exception of Tucker, the rest of FOX News is a lost cause. All of these guys are from the Bush era. Where Republicans sucked and kept on sucking till a 1980s liberal just hijacked the party.

And Joe Rogan is correct on how Fox News uses sex to attract old horny boomers. That hottie in the middle showing them legs. Still a tried and true formula I guess since they always had high ratings.

Edit: I think Trump gets angry with Fox News because he is surprised at how the network supposed to be the propaganda arm of the Republican party since it was created, tried to fuck him at every attempt possible till they saw what Biden was promising America.

Fox News, outside Tucker Carlson, wants to go back to the era of 'principled conservatism' where the Rs took it up the ass to the Ds and sell America out to the highest bidder. I'm horrified to think that to many people Fox news is their only glimpse of a Conservative viewpoint.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Fox News, outside Tucker Carlson, wants to go back to the era of 'principled conservatism' where the Rs took it up the ass to the Ds and sell America out to the highest bidder. I'm horrified to think that to many people Fox news is their only glimpse of a Conservative viewpoint.

There is OANN and Newsmax but they are just too small. And there is Breitbart which goes aggressive on everything.

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

Exactly. Take out big nasty orange man, and all the steam that's been building and giving these wahoo groups life, drains away into the sewer where it belongs. Hell, Obama has the NSA shite leaked on his buggered arse, and do the folk get up to protest? Did they feck. And for all that they did do, did shout about it, did moan and gripe, the patriot act still sits. The dems will listen if you want to pretend you're some kind of second spirited tranny feck, but the moment you actually want some change, they'll bat ya aside faster than Japan dropped after little boy.

Generally, I think that historically that would be a reasonable expectation, but I think the current zeitgeist is a bit more ClownWorld than that. Losing the progressive wing will largely lose them permanently. In the sixties, the rally around Vietnam, and then the collapse of that cause de celebre as a rallying point sort of broke the back of the left movement. It was too focused, despite all the free love, Marxism, communalism, feminism etc., there just weren't as many True Believers. The utterly indoctrinated were far, far fewer. This time around, the over-reliance on OrangeManBad won't have the same effect. When he is gone, that vacuum will just be replaced by another rabid, desperate issue. There is a massive group of progressives who are now permanently and irrevocably immune to change and reason. They are political crack-babies, essentially, and their cognitive landscape isn't going to change. Just like Cenk on TYT, the second Biden loses (assuming he does), they will turn on Biden. They second someone else wins in 2024, they will turn on their own again. There are millions of people who have permanently lost all analytic ability and are coasting for the rest of their lives on a myopic endorphin rush of rage and self-righteousness. The DNC will likely discover that either this fall, or in the mid-terms, and realize they need to let go of the tiger's tail, no matter how painful. The DNC will of course paint the progressives as right wing crypto-fascists at that point, and try to lay their ideology at the feet of a nebulous alt-right movement, or if it seems fitting, call them all Russian/Chinese assets.

Probably the point I'd disagree would be on whether the progressives would have the balls to totally split off from the mainstream and hit up their own party. True, it's the logical conclusion, but hell, last time we had that happen, they had a cause worth fighting for, one most people were tepid to approach in the first place. The republican foundation. I just cannae see the progressive/radicals finding a golden goose to sway your average voter off from the main herd. Again, wouldn't mean shit unless the college electroal was dropped, and even then they'd have to climb over the corpses of the two other parties. They can barely handle these old bastards in the dems, can ya imagine them trying to go two to two with both them and the Republicans?

On your last point, yeah, the dems have no other face than that of neo-liberals, little difference between them and republicans, take away the wokey wankers and take away from the republicans your Jesus nuts. Cut from the same cloth, but to fix economical mobility, it's going to take the government doing something like the new deal again, if the republicans weren't so focused on cutting, upping defence budgets and so on, they might be able to do it. But they're key-holing themselves into a spot where it's just going to drive people to either extreme. Poor American buggers, you're in one hell of a tight spot, shame the fix is eating shite or drinking pish. Dinnae envy your task one bit.

I mostly agree with this, except the fixing economic mobility via some new deal scenario. The way to make economic mobility more fluid is to a) get more manufacturing domestically -- I think via two-birds-with-one-stone of massive tariffs against foreign manufacturers who have a deleterious carbon balance, and simultaneously b) defund all post-secondary education outside of STEM and the trades.

It revitalizes and energizes a new middle class, rather than a wage class and a parasite class, and the market will reward people, ideas, innovations, and businesses that offer something better, just as the limited Internet economy allowed a bunch of fucktards to get rich quick in the nineties.

 

[Alba gu brath]

Generally, I think that historically that would be a reasonable expectation, but I think the current zeitgeist is a bit more ClownWorld than that. Losing the progressive wing will largely lose them permanently. In the sixties, the rally around Vietnam, and then the collapse of that cause de celebre as a rallying point sort of broke the back of the left movement. It was too focused, despite all the free love, Marxism, communalism, feminism etc., there just weren't as many True Believers. The utterly indoctrinated were far, far fewer. This time around, the over-reliance on OrangeManBad won't have the same effect. When he is gone, that vacuum will just be replaced by another rabid, desperate issue. There is a massive group of progressives who are now permanently and irrevocably immune to change and reason. They are political crack-babies, essentially, and their cognitive landscape isn't going to change. Just like Cenk on TYT, the second Biden loses (assuming he does), they will turn on Biden. They second someone else wins in 2024, they will turn on their own again. There are millions of people who have permanently lost all analytic ability and are coasting for the rest of their lives on a myopic endorphin rush of rage and self-righteousness. The DNC will likely discover that either this fall, or in the mid-terms, and realize they need to let go of the tiger's tail, no matter how painful. The DNC will of course paint the progressives as right wing crypto-fascists at that point, and try to lay their ideology at the feet of a nebulous alt-right movement, or if it seems fitting, call them all Russian/Chinese assets.



I mostly agree with this, except the fixing economic mobility via some new deal scenario. The way to make economic mobility more fluid is to a) get more manufacturing domestically -- I think via two-birds-with-one-stone of massive tariffs against foreign manufacturers who have a deleterious carbon balance, and simultaneously b) defund all post-secondary education outside of STEM and the trades.

It revitalizes and energizes a new middle class, rather than a wage class and a parasite class, and the market will reward people, ideas, innovations, and businesses that offer something better, just as the limited Internet economy allowed a bunch of fucktards to get rich quick in the nineties.

See, the problem I have with believing AOC and the likes having any staying power, would be whether they could continue to climb in numbers via, say, Congress or the House. The fact that they have three, if barely that just shows how laoughably weak they are politically. It all depends on how this election goes aye, but the moment the Dems win, this lot becomes as much the opposition as does the Republicans. If the political bodies weren't gerrymandered to shite, there may have been a problem, but that's another defence in line for the Republicans and right leaning Demorats, they're as safe as they're ever going to be thanks to playing the system, whilst these would be commie twats can barely muster a hand full of senators. Probably good to mention that Obama spent more time kissing Republican ass, than pushing any truly left wing policy, and that was with both the houses' in his hands. Niggah could have gone for full nationalized health care, nah, instead he stole Romneycare and both black face on it.

Reckon still it'd take more of a boost from the federal government to get anything like that moving, thus why I'd call it semi new dealish, if we leave it to the private sector, we could just be kicking it down the can another couple decades afore we're right back at where we are. The new deal didn't do much else, but that's the bugger of such a fast growing population and economy, either it gets a life boost every ten years, or a big yin every fifty.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Stock market just hit record gains again, the lockdown that is harming the economy is being enforced by state level Democrats, the CDC admitted the 170,000 figure is inflated by nearly two thousand percent, and what, exactly could Trump have done differently? Give specifics."

"FfffFFUCK YOU YOU GODDAMNED FASHIST tRUMP SUPPORTER! REEEEEEEE."

Any state level politician who keeps the shit going deserves to be impeached and/or voted out.

 

[mandatorylurk]

The thing I'm most grateful for with Trump is letting shitposters dominate and maintain the meme landscape. This is the only time the movie Jack will be relevant.

 

[CrippleThreat]

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The thing I'm most grateful for with Trump is letting shitposters dominate and maintain the meme landscape. This is the only time the movie Jack will be relevant.

It even includes the "He's not even alive!' bit.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Joe Biden may have always been a lying, plagiarizing sack of crap that hasn't accomplished anything in his political career other than lining his own pockets and that of his family, but Joe Biden used to be a very competent orator back in the day. He wasn't always like this. Something is clearly wrong with him.

Some neurologists I am friends with have basically said his brain is shot. If you look at a lot of his speeches where his hand isn't held, he's experiencing symptoms of verbal paraphasia, where he's replacing one word for another word. And if you look, he's fucking struggling with a teleprompter. He has to read notes in front of him. They are goddamn terrified of letting him out in the wild.

If he debates, they're going to have to give him an ear-piece and a binder full of questions and answers and he'd probably still fuck it up. They don't want Biden anywhere near a fucking microphone unless his nursing home aides get over there. Say what you will about Trump, but he at least shows no signs of dementia.

If you're voting for Biden, you're basically voting for Kamala Harris, who was so fucked she couldn't run a competent campaign.

 

[Wargarbl]

I wonder just how far gone Joe is. Since he's already been on camera getting agitated and aggressively insulting people who disagree with him or ask him questions he doesn't like, I wonder what unhinged shit he's said to his personal jailers campaign staff.

No schadenfreude would ever top watching the "black favorite" Dem candidate drop the hard R on live TV. It would be even better than watching all those smug DNC staffers cry on TV when Hildawg got stomped out. My sides would never leave orbit.

Make it happen, Joe.

 

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I'd link the article, but they already deleted it. Here's the album, though:

In photos: Biden, Trump supporters gather in downtown Kenosha ahead of Biden's visit

Supporters of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden and President Trump are starting to gather in downtown Kenosha, as the former vice president and his wife, Jill, are visiting Kenosha.

www.kenoshanews.com

https://archive.vn/XdjQv

Biden has like 6 supporters there. Trump's lined the street for blocks.

 

[sperginity]

I wonder just how far gone Joe is. Since he's already been on camera getting agitated and aggressively insulting people who disagree with him or ask him questions he doesn't like, I wonder what unhinged shit he's said to his personal jailers campaign staff.

No schadenfreude would ever top watching the "black favorite" Dem candidate drop the hard R on live TV. It would be even better than watching all those smug DNC staffers cry on TV when Hildawg got stomped out. My sides would never leave orbit.

Make it happen, Joe.

I am pretty sure he has been getting worse, and it is obviously worse than they are letting anyone see. There are pretty effective drugs for slowing the progression of alzheimers, but other forms/causes of geriatric dementia don't have effective medicines. The types of drugs that would make him mentally sharper would come with the risk of increasing agitation, so other things would have to get added into the mix.

 

[break these cuffs]

I wonder just how far gone Joe is. Since he's already been on camera getting agitated and aggressively insulting people who disagree with him or ask him questions he doesn't like, I wonder what unhinged shit he's said to his personal jailers campaign staff.

No schadenfreude would ever top watching the "black favorite" Dem candidate drop the hard R on live TV. It would be even better than watching all those smug DNC staffers cry on TV when Hildawg got stomped out. My sides would never leave orbit.

Make it happen, Joe.

I'm sure any live TV will have the typical 5-30 seconds for censoring. It would still be great because you know what he said, but we'd never hear it. The only chance would be on a stream and chat better get it clipped and downloaded because it will be getting deleted as quickly as the intern who set up the twitch stream can pull the plug.

 

[It's HK-47]

If you're voting for Biden, you're basically voting for Kamala Harris, who was so fucked she couldn't run a competent campaign.

Wasn't she the one who couldn't even break into the double digits in her home state of California? I know that nationally at some point she was hovering around 15% even in their heavily-skewed polls, but it's hilarious that even California outright rejected her and now the DNC is clubbing its own constituents over the head and "forcing" them to vote for the woman that they all told to fuck off.

 

[XYZpdq]

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I'd link the article, but they already deleted it. Here's the album, though:

In photos: Biden, Trump supporters gather in downtown Kenosha ahead of Biden's visit

Supporters of Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden and President Trump are starting to gather in downtown Kenosha, as the former vice president and his wife, Jill, are visiting Kenosha.

www.kenoshanews.com

https://archive.vn/XdjQv

Biden has like 6 supporters there. Trump's lined the street for blocks.

To be fair that's about as big a crowd as Biden's always drawn.