Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[AssRock]

Escaping the orbit of such a massive object isn't exactly an easy feat.

And it's called space garbage for a reason.

 

[JoyQ]

He liked this.
Self awareness: -100 and dropping

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Why, and more importantly, how have this guy's orbiters not realized he's taking them for a ride?

Denial is a powerful drug

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Can you imagine Lou trying to work?

• Boss: “Why did you violate NDA by uploading 1.8 gigabytes of sensitive documents to Dropbox and tweeting the link?”
• Lou: “I’m the victim because you sent me another reminder email about page breaks! You had to know I’d react like a wounded animal if you told me again that I needed to make sure to update the page breaks! Your obsession with page breaks is just like what kiwifarms would do and you’re goosestepping with them and this is why I’ll never fill out my I-9! You’re doing this to me because I’m a trans jewish Tralfalmadorian!”
• Boss: “A what?”
• Lou: “Ok boomer”

If you want to imagine this in an even funnier light: if Louie boy does get a job in retail or fast food because those are the only places that might hire him, the manager might even be younger than him. I would pay to see him trying to play the "ok kid" card on a manager younger than him just because he got in trouble.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

If you want to imagine this in an even funnier light: if Louie boy does get a job in retail or fast food because those are the only places that might hire him, the manager might even be younger than him. I would pay to see him trying to play the "ok kid" card on a manager younger than him just because he got in trouble.

Everything looks like a weapon to a melting-down autist and Lou will melt down in response to fucking anything, so I can completely see this. “Wounded tiger” more like “retard rage.”

 

[JaneThough]

Don't forget,

"how dare you use the wrong pronouns!",
"You addressed me by the wrong fursona name, Acetygress was yesterdays!"
"I'm suing you and your whole franchise for racisim!"

Ggeeez, Who wouldn't want to hire this fuck nut.

I think we are all in agreement that the trans bs is Twitter only for the pitybux, it's pretty clear that he is not trans in any other place in his life. I may be wrong, as I am new to this cow, but he reminds me of your typical keyboard warrior who is super aggressive and strong when he can hide behind a screen name, but a coward in person. He would cower from anyone in authority.

 

[Loona]

As always, this occasion means it's time to post my updated list of all Lou's known Twitter account names:

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I can't stand the way Lou needlessly abbreviates his usernames, some to the point that you can't tell what they are supposed to say. Like, what do bigvyx or prrflr mean? I have no idea.

 

[KrabFish]

bigvyx: I am a big fat lazy jobless leech with very expensive "yiff" art tastes, donate more money to me!

prrflr: same as bigvyx, different day.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I can't stand the way Lou needlessly abbreviates his usernames, some to the point that you can't tell what they are supposed to say. Like, what do bigvyx or prrflr mean? I have no idea.

Bigvyx is gonna be 'big vixen', probably from an era where he was a fox furry for two seconds before going back to wonder woman tiddy tigress
Prrflr is a little less clear, from watching him via this thread 'prrf' seems to be some sort of autistic furry onomatopoeia for 'cougar noise', and sometimes he's a cougar furry for two seconds before... well, you know. Your guess is as good as mine on the -lr part though.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Bigvyx is gonna be 'big vixen', probably from an era where he was a fox furry for two seconds before going back to wonder woman tiddy tigress
Prrflr is a little less clear, from watching him via this thread 'prrf' seems to be some sort of autistic furry onomatopoeia for 'cougar noise', and sometimes he's a cougar furry for two seconds before... well, you know. Your guess is as good as mine on the -lr part though.

“Prrfler” and various mutations are used a lot by extremely autistic furries to refer to some big cats. I’m not sure how it originated, but it’s one of those things, like how the most grotesque otter furries make constant references to “feesh.”

On a different note, it does seem fitting that Lou likes to write bodyswap stories, e.g. stories that amount to "some fat fuck wakes up in the body of a muscular titty cat, now here's a whole lot of words about the titty cat's genitals and what it's like to play with them." It goes well with how he lives his life, e.g. "Take up the visage of some titty cat, use it to get asspats and donations, act like a fat retard until everybody hates the person behind the titty cat picture, then take up the visage of a different titty cat and do it again." It also goes with how he treats his actual body, because if your life fantasy is getting your conscience suddenly and magically inserted into a new perfect body, you stop caring about your current body and let it disintegrate.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

“Prrfler” and various mutations are used a lot by extremely autistic furries to refer to some big cats. I’m not sure how it originated, but it’s one of those things, like how the most grotesque otter furries make constant references to “feesh.”

On a different note, it does seem fitting that Lou likes to write bodyswap stories, e.g. stories that amount to "some fat fuck wakes up in the body of a muscular titty cat, now here's a whole lot of words about the titty cat's genitals and what it's like to play with them." It goes well with how he lives his life, e.g. "Take up the visage of some titty cat, use it to get asspats and donations, act like a fat retard until everybody hates the person behind the titty cat picture, then take up the visage of a different titty cat and do it again." It also goes with how he treats his actual body, because if your life fantasy is getting your conscience suddenly and magically inserted into a new perfect body, you stop caring about your current body and let it disintegrate.

Unfortunately for Lou he’s never going to get anime’d in to Yiffsville where he is not fat and everybody wants to have sex with him. He’s just going to die of a fucking heart attack and try to grift more pizza money from people as he tumbles to the floor, the only thing stopping him from pressing the “send tweet” button being the fact he caved in his own skull by hitting the table on the way down.

Edit: happy 6000 everybody

 

[tofu dog]

For fuck's sake, this thread took me forever to read because of how fast it goes, but I'm finally caught up.
Massive thanks to you guys doing the good work on Lou here, I've watched all your efforts while catching up and I seriously can't believe how many parts of this thread are specialized to exposing his grifts.

Lou x Sapphire Crimson Claw is my OTP

ETA: Greensburg isn't Pittsburgh and Lou is stupid for acting like it is. For those of you not from this neck of the woods, here's some perspective: it's like, 30 miles away from the city. Like an hour's ride down the highway. Not even the same county.

 

[Sintharia]

Some interesting things from overnight:

Apparently, people wanting to enjoy the festiveness of Halloween is offensive because Lou's birthday comes first. Lou can't celebrate his birthday if you're already celebrating Halloween, yinz guys.

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Lou laments a lack of begging post, while also making this a vague begging post.

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Not an hour later, Lou is shilling for Rabbie, talking about what he bought for his dog. But I thought you didn't have enough money for food, Lou?

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[Blonde Bomb]

Some interesting things from overnight:

Apparently, people wanting to enjoy the festiveness of Halloween is offensive because Lou's birthday comes first. Lou can't celebrate his birthday if you're already celebrating Halloween, yinz guys.
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Power level but : My birthday is on Christmas Eve, Lou. Shut the fuck up.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The birthday begathon even exceeds that other leech DSPerate. The passive aggressive begging-not-begging posts always crack me up.

 

[General Disarray]

I like the idea of stanning Lou and Stapphy but the crossover between him and Rabs is delicious. I want more!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Apparently, people wanting to enjoy the festiveness of Halloween is offensive because Lou's birthday comes first. Lou can't celebrate his birthday if you're already celebrating Halloween, yinz guys.

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Why yes Lou, you can, you don't have to ask, you're an adult!
However, you should spell it out properly if you want to grift again, you lazy useless good-for-nothing ne'er-do-well fat furry faggot.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Some interesting things from overnight:

Apparently, people wanting to enjoy the festiveness of Halloween is offensive because Lou's birthday comes first. Lou can't celebrate his birthday if you're already celebrating Halloween, yinz guys.
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Dear Lou

My birthday is [redacted, but comes before yours does].

Can I celebrate that first please?

 

[The Dude]

Really? Look at the ego on this fucking guy. He thinks he's so fucking important and special that his birthday should be recognized by everyone to the point that they put off any excitement, preparations, or discussions of Halloween until it's over. LOL, fuck off. No one gives a shit about the anniversary of the day Louie got squeezed out of Mama Gag's vag.

 

[Kane Lives]

Some interesting things from overnight:

Apparently, people wanting to enjoy the festiveness of Halloween is offensive because Lou's birthday comes first. Lou can't celebrate his birthday if you're already celebrating Halloween, yinz guys.
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Lou laments a lack of begging post, while also making this a vague begging post.
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Not an hour later, Lou is shilling for Rabbie, talking about what he bought for his dog. But I thought you didn't have enough money for food, Lou?
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I'm real interested in that 2 likes. Who's the two gullible suckers? (Can you like your own post?)