🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Faith don't just stop at Kangdom Hearts. You deserve a treat gurl! Just imagine get ethan to order up some purple kush and just go to town drawing with these babies:
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PhoBingas said:
I think you're onto something, but I don't think she's "slapping him around" 'er whatever. Fai-Fai has probably let him know that she's got his balls in a vice for the next two years or however long the statute of limitations for revenge porn are. She could be threatening to say the Ralph beat or raped her... or was grooming her since before she was of age.

What I would do to be a fly on the wall an hour after or before the stream fires up.
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Ethan is a pussy and if I were to wager a guess he will rarely, if ever, broach the subject. He likely hopes that by not addressing the obvious elephant in the room it will eventually go away.

MeltyTW said:
guys, we gotta rescue ethan
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Nah, fuck him.
 
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PhoBingas said:
If I had to make an educated guess, I'd say his little $50k USD nest egg is all but gone between trips to the pill shed, takeout, random shit that catches faith's eye, and no doubt whatever else she demands. We don't really know much about her other than she's a cringy, fan fiction writing, tumblrette who has been following the IBS sphere since early metokur.

I really hope she's cucking ethan, and if she is pregnant it's not his. Watch it coming out darker than bibble.
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PhoBingas said:
but I don't think she's "slapping him around" 'er whatever
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well ill believe it until ralph proves otherwise with a video of either him beating faith or a video of him in his bathroom wiping the make up off

Not Even Twice said:
Nah, fuck him.
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well i for one think ralph should be taken away from the toxic environment and released back into his native arby's dumpster dive
 
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Cat Phuckers said:
I don't understand this. Why did Ralph have such a problem with Dingo's black voice and questions? It's just typical Killstream shtick, nothing out of the ordinary. I think Ralph might be in xanax withdrawal and it's got him a bit irritable. I see no other reason for him to be so angry.
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Why would the show where the hosts say "n-slur" and "f-slur" not want a 90 IQ tard who might actually say nigger on the phone line? Gee, I wonder.
 
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Squeezit Henderson said:
Why cheap out? A High-class girl like Faith, living with a baller like Ethan, deserves Copics.
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Throw in a full set of Caran D'Ache colored pencils, gold nibbed fountain pens, Canson 300gsm full cotton rag papers, Full set Winsor & Newton Series 7 brushes, and maybe three pegged underlit drawing disk as well, in case Fai Fai wants to bring her drawings to life. Some butchers tape as well in case she wants to properly stretch paper.

But before all that, she needs some Loomis in her life. Maybe the next iteration of Ralph Chan will have more accurate anatomy.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Faith don't just stop at Kangdom Hearts. You deserve a treat gurl! Just imagine get ethan to order up some purple kush and just go to town drawing with these babies:
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Oh shit 202 colors? The children I certainly don't have would love those, I usually can't find more than a hundred in a pack. Looks like it might be ohuhu brand too (which means a lot of warm/cool/blue grey fuckery), those suckers are actually a pretty good value and they last for quite a while.
theguntsexpartner said:
one question that has crossed my mind about him and faith having a child, where would the child stay in the house? Would Ralphs mom have to leave her wing of the house and go elsewhere?
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They would raise the child in the punishment shed, just as Ralph was raised and his father before him. When the child reaches the age of reason The Gunt will cast both Faith and the child into the street and then return to West Memphis ARKANSAS to die in a trashcan next to Pancho's run away as fast as he possibly can.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Faith don't just stop at Kangdom Hearts. You deserve a treat gurl! Just imagine get ethan to order up some purple kush and just go to town drawing with these babies:
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What do you think fai fai is? Some sort of amature? Shes dating the Owner and Chief of the theralphretort dot com. The HOST of the Killstream for fucks sake. She deserves the finer things in life.
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Get on it gunt. Buy your child queen what shes worthy of. Cause this will be a piss in the bucket compared to insurance.

Also Fai fai honey, get him to buy you those cute KH cosplays, you can go for Namine, Kairi, Aqua, Blond Haired Org XIII chick, even some of the disney gals fuck it! He an afford it, he has at least 50k remember?
 
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Burger Fox said:
What do you think fai fai is? Some sort of amature? Shes dating the Owner and Chief of the theralphretort dot com. The HOST of the Killstream for fucks sake. She deserves the finer things in life.
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Get on it gunt. Buy your child queen what shes worthy of. Cause this will be a piss in the bucket compared to insurance.

Also Fai fai honey, get him to buy you those cute KH cosplays, you can go for Namine, Kairi, Aqua, Blond Haired Org XIII chick, even some of the disney gals fuck it! He an afford it, he has at least 50k remember?
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This is only half the set, btw. There's a B color set as well!
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Unironic question, would Faith fit into one of those KH cosplays? I've only seen them in Asian sizes and I'm sure since she's been living with Reethan she's probably sized out of what they offer.
 
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High Tea said:
After a couple of weeks of the child crying, it's going to end up being raised by the Vickers
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Yeah realistically if faith is preggers she's going to head home the minute she and the baby are safe to travel. There is no way three people and a baby stacked up on top of each other is going to work in that house. Can you imagine ralph waking up at 5 in the morning still reeking of booze to change a diaper? It's not going to happen.
 
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PhoBingas said:
Why the fuck is Dingo still with his "wife" if she's fucking joggers? Or is she as made up as Gaydurr's "Hawt, blonde, Puerto Rican Gf"
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A better question would be is there actually any proof that his wife is cheating, let alone proof that he's married?
Vetti said:
Why would the show where the hosts say "n-slur" and "f-slur" not want a 90 IQ tard who might actually say nigger on the phone line? Gee, I wonder.
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Sorry, I tuned out shortly before he started saying "n-slur" and "f-slur" so I wasn't aware he was doing that. Jesus Christ that's gay.
 
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This is only half the set, btw. There's a B color set as well!
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Unironic question, would Faith fit into one of those KH cosplays? I've only seen them in Asian sizes and I'm sure since she's been living with Reethan she's probably sized out of what they offer.
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lmao I forgot how big of a hustle Copic actually runs.
The Chinese can make custom sizes for the outfits. Itll cost more for more fabric but Ethan again, can clearly afford it. The question is if she tries to get his gunt to cosplay too, then I can imagine the chinese cosplay ebay store getting the measurements and just going. "Oh..horee shit we a gonna worka hard today."
 
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