Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Mandarys Milan II said:
Uh...Lowtax is live on Youtube right now playing Shmorky's animations that he and Shmork did voices for together and screaming over them. I don't even know what to make of this. I've never seen a more ardent architect of their own demise.

Edit: Oh God I hopped in the chat and set him off on a tantrum after 2 messages (then got silenced). He's officially just named me a "Representative of Kiwi Farms" He's still going on about it and claims I've been trolling him for 10 years. This is incredible.

Edit 2: From what I've seen so far that's all this stream appears to be. He's just sitting back watching all the stuff he and Shmorky made and fondly reliving his time with Shmorky. Shit's gotta be be for him if he's looking back on Shmorky as "the good old times."
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Maybe it’s to show that lousy GAL that gaming garbage isn’t just an excuse for him to drink and play games while he lets grandma watch his toddler. It’s a legit business enterprise of online entertainment. He has done like real comedy stuff, cartoons with voices and music and shit...like six years ago but who’s counting!
 
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Maybe it’s to show that lousy GAL that gaming garbage isn’t just an excuse for him to drink and play games while he lets grandma watch his toddler. It’s a legit business enterprise of online entertainment. He has done like real comedy stuff, cartoons with voices and music and shit...like six years ago but who’s counting!
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Maybe he’s trying to terrorize the GAL with Shmorky’s voice because he knows she’s monitoring his online activity.
 
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LubbyChudder said:
I tune in and he's crying for some reason. Wtf
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Jesus Christ, I mute the stream and step out for 2 minutes and he's fucking crying again. I was messaging him some more in chat, but I think I was shadowbanned, asking him why the fuck he was reliving all this and how bad shit must be if he's waxing nostalgic about Shmorky and thinking of that as the "good old times." He just started rambling like a legit tweaker about how people have done nothing but troll him for 15 years and that's when I muted it. I'm very glad that I got to be the one to trigger this streams nervous breakdown for Lowtax. It wouldn't be Gaming Garbage if it didn't end in the desperate sobs of a broken man crying out to an indifferent and absent god about people on the internet making fun of him because his CRAZY CONNIVING WHORE girlfriends face got in the way of Lowtax's poor, innocent fists.

Edit: Oh damn, I just realized at 3:15 he played the one flash tub I ever voice acted in. I'm the one playing the voice of Shrek. Thanks for the memories I guess. Compared to Lowtax's position in life now, I guess you could say fucking off in the office playing vidya and doing voices for Shmork's cartoons in 2014 was a much simpler, happier time for him.
 
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Mandarys Milan II said:
Shit's gotta be be for him if he's looking back on Shmorky as "the good old times."
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Bitch have you been paying attention? Shmorky times was definitely the "good old times" compared to this shit lmao. Shmorky times was ten, twenty, can't even count it grand every single month for literally doing nothing. And now? All his future holds is court dates and a Patreon that would make Spoony cry.

Mandarys Milan II said:
It wouldn't be Gaming Garbage if it didn't end in the desperate sobs of a broken man crying out to an indifferent and absent god about people on the internet making fun of him because his CRAZY CONNIVING WHORE girlfriends face got in the way of Lowtax's poor, innocent fists.
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Please continue to torture him sadistically at every available opportunity, although even he is probably smart enough to realize he can't endure your GladOS level cruelty.

LubbyChudder said:
I tune in and he's crying for some reason.
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Dude. He has all the reasons. He has every reason. It's more amazing that he isn't crying every single minute of every single day.
 
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he is still in the lashing-out "victim" denial phase of his addiction cycle / severe depression. if he can ever move to "acceptance" that would be a step in the right direction. that would obviously require a little effort and honest introspection, but honesty left town years ago. you cant ask for help if "nothing is wrong". its so predictable and on script its sad that he cant see it. but thats why they call it mental illness!

in summary: who cares
 
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How to improve your life, Rich.

1. Ban every single tranny on SA and get rid of all the mods and admins to get some of your gay internet money back.
2. Tell Jeff to eat a dick and refuse to sell now (lol)
3. Immediately quit posting about your life and delete your Facebook account.
4. Pay Null to fix your gay forums.
5. Quit being a dick to your kids and admit you are an adulterer piece of shit - But that you can change.
6. Stop pill/wine chugging and take a yoga class or something.

Of course, this all takes work. So, I dunno, maybe instead fuck all those steps and show your Weiner on stream while crying and lose custody of your kids or whatever.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Richard needs to accept Jesus into his heart and try to lead a good and godly life.
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Richard needs to accept Jesús into his life and find a construction site that will pay him $17/hour cash under the table and learn what it's like to go to bed tired after a day of honest labor instead of knocked out on pills. Oh, you have "back pain" today? No trabajo, no dinero.
 
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sperginity said:
its what sociopaths do when they have no other card to play. they appeal to the pity of others, its all for show.
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No, as usual, it was just really cringey attempt at comedy by making the audience uncomfortable with prolonged inappropriate emoting. Unfortunately for Lowtax it’s actually not at all inappropriate behavior given his current circumstances so people took him seriously.
 
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Brad Gray said:
he is still in the lashing-out "victim" denial phase of his addiction cycle / severe depression. if he can ever move to "acceptance" that would be a step in the right direction. that would obviously require a little effort and honest introspection, but honesty left town years ago. you cant ask for help if "nothing is wrong". its so predictable and on script its sad that he cant see it. but thats why they call it mental illness!

in summary: who cares
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That motherfucker has been in the 'denial' stage for over a decade, possibly decades. It's not a phase. It's an entrenched way of life for him now.
 
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Mandarys Milan II said:
Jesus Christ, I mute the stream and step out for 2 minutes and he's fucking crying again. I was messaging him some more in chat, but I think I was shadowbanned, asking him why the fuck he was reliving all this and how bad shit must be if he's waxing nostalgic about Shmorky and thinking of that as the "good old times." He just started rambling like a legit tweaker about how people have done nothing but troll him for 15 years and that's when I muted it. I'm very glad that I got to be the one to trigger this streams nervous breakdown for Lowtax. It wouldn't be Gaming Garbage if it didn't end in the desperate sobs of a broken man crying out to an indifferent and absent god about people on the internet making fun of him because his CRAZY CONNIVING WHORE girlfriends face got in the way of Lowtax's poor, innocent fists.

Edit: Oh damn, I just realized at 3:15 he played the one flash tub I ever voice acted in. I'm the one playing the voice of Shrek. Thanks for the memories I guess. Compared to Lowtax's position in life now, I guess you could say fucking off in the office playing vidya and doing voices for Shmork's cartoons in 2014 was a much simpler, happier time for him.
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His pining for Shmorky is weird and unsettling, especially since Lowtax just keeps on framing their falling out as “Shmorky got annoying about gender shit” instead of, you know, bringing up that he was a pedophile furry with a diaper fetish.

It’s almost like Lowtax knew about the diaperfur stuff all along and didn’t care, and that his real crime, for Lowtax, was being irritating.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
His pining for Shmorky is weird and unsettling, especially since Lowtax just keeps on framing their falling out as “Shmorky got annoying about gender shit” instead of, you know, bringing up that he was a pedophile furry with a diaper fetish.

It’s almost like Lowtax knew about the diaperfur stuff all along and didn’t care, and that his real crime, for Lowtax, was being irritating.
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Sometimes it's just being irritating that pushes people over the line. You can think they're an idiot or have weird, fucked up views, but they're entertaining enough. Then they cross that line and nope, bye
 
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