🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Postal Pippa]

Which of the anime twinks would she make him cosplay as, you think?

Maybe with a wig he could be this dude:
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See now yes, absolutely the gunt could depressingly pull off cosplaying that teenager. HOWEVER, lets be real fai fai is the type of lame girl to see herself as Kairi, and that means shes gonna want him to be prolly Sora or Riku, the two main twinks of the series. I am certain, she would want him to cosplay a character thats actually fit, and in shape. And lo how sad the reality will be when she gets him in the outfit and realizes what shes done with her life. Or at least, I can hope.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

See now yes, absolutely the gunt could depressing pull off cosplaying that teenager. HOWEVER, lets be real fai fai is the type of lame girl to see herself as Kairi, and that means shes gonna want him to be prolly Sora or Riku, the two main twinks of the series. I am certain, she would want him to cosplay a character thats actually fit, and in shape. And lo how sad the reality will be when she gets him in the outfit and realizes what shes done with her life. Or at least, I can hope.

Ralph could cosplay as Eric Cartman, Majin Buu, Jabba the Hutt, Greasus Goldtooth or mutating Tetsuo.
Anything slimmer would just look ridiculous.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

run away as fast as he possibly can.

And thus starting the cycle all over again.

 

[MeltyTW]

After a couple of weeks of the child crying, it's going to end up being raised by the Vickers

youre assuming he doesnt use his pudgy fists on the child's weak neck and or soft spot out of anger. YOU WANNA CRY OVER ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I CAN KEEP HOLLERIN!

 

[All becomes gunt]

Throw in a full set of Caran D'Ache colored pencils, gold nibbed fountain pens, Canson 300gsm full cotton rag papers, Full set Winsor & Newton Series 7 brushes, and maybe three pegged underlit drawing disk as well, in case Fai Fai wants to bring her drawings to life. Some butchers tape as well in case she wants to properly stretch paper.

But before all that, she needs some Loomis in her life. Maybe the next iteration of Ralph Chan will have more accurate anatomy.

I think she should just aspire to get all the equipment Bob Ross had accumulated at this point. She should explore the joys of painting.
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Now we just draw a happy little gunt here, oh look at it jiggle. You really want to bring out the natural movement. Let's get a litle starfish there too, oh, that's beautiful. Since the area is a litle bit rocky and the movement of the sea is quite motionful we should get a litle brown near the starfish, make a nice rock here. There we go. You want to use a sharp brush to really bring out the edges here.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Buying Faith expensive markers to make her shitty 8-grader Anime Club Treasurer art would be like Ralph buying fancy audio equipment for his bootleg parody of a radio show.

So a pretty realistic scenario all things considered.

Fai Fai only deserves the best

Spoiler: Image is Big

 

[Boyfriend Coefficient]

Unironic question, would Faith fit into one of those KH cosplays? I've only seen them in Asian sizes and I'm sure since she's been living with Reethan she's probably sized out of what they offer.

Assuming she is thin enough here is my best approximation

 

[Postal Pippa]

Assuming she is thin enough here is my best approximation
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Yeah no I can see her being lame and just cosplaying Xion. Prolly wouldn't even get a wig just dye dye snip, snip cut cut.

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

This is the only video game character Reethan could pull off convincingly.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Taco Bell just lost one of their most loyal customers over a Mexican Pizza.

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Edit: Archive of gator Responding to PPP: Link

 

[Postal Pippa]

Taco Bell just lost one of their most loyalist customers over a Mexican Pizza.
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Ive loved Taco Bell ever since I was a small child, its always been around in my life, got me through a lot of the hard times in college and even I, like never fucking got the Mexican pizza. What the fuck. You like the Mexican pizza that much? You have no leg to stand on dude.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ive loved Taco Bell ever since I was a small child, its always been around in my life, got me through a lot of the hard times in college and even I, like never fucking got the Mexican pizza. What the fuck. You like the Mexican pizza that much? You have no leg to stand on dude.

I think no one ever ordered the Mexican pizza. My uni has a Taco bell in it and no one ever ordered that. Go to fucking Pizza Hut if you want a personal pizza Gator.

 

[soy_king]

So, when will the poll for the thread be changed to reflect the deathpool for Ethans checking account?

 

[Figger Naggot]

Who the fuck gets pizza at a taco bell? First we have Ralph getting Chicken at pizza joints and now we have Gator getting pizza from taco bell. Where does this madness end!?

 

[Vetti]

"Fuck you Taco Bell. You're dead to me..."

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Who the fuck gets pizza at a taco bell? First we have Ralph getting Chicken at pizza joints and now we have Gator getting pizza from taco bell. Where does this madness end!?

Gator must also enjoy gimmicks like this.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Taco Bell just lost one of their most loyalist customers over a Mexican Pizza.
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I mean I'm a skitzoid global warming denier full stop even I still think that getting rid of packaging is probably a good idea and that getting angry over a taco bell menu item is pretty gay. Where was this passion and vitriol over dax defending lolicon gaydur?

 

[High Tea]

Taco Bell just lost one of their most loyal customers over a Mexican Pizza.
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What is it with this guys always projecting? The biggest insult is always calling PPP fat. Wow. So innovative. Not like he hasn't been called that a million times. It's not like Gator is thin as a rail or something either. And getting nuggets isn't that obscure of a product like Mexican Pizza. Nuggies is a meme for a reason. It's a common product.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

What do you think fai fai is? Some sort of amature? Shes dating the Owner and Chief of the theralphretort dot com. The HOST of the Killstream for fucks sake. She deserves the finer things in life.

https://www.amazon.com/Copic-Marker-72-Piece-Sketch-Set/dp/B000MRSUEE

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Get on it gunt. Buy your child queen what shes worthy of. Cause this will be a piss in the bucket compared to insurance.

Also Fai fai honey, get him to buy you those cute KH cosplays, you can go for Namine, Kairi, Aqua, Blond Haired Org XIII chick, even some of the disney gals fuck it! He an afford it, he has at least 50k remember?

Don't forget the prisma color,

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

getting angry over a taco bell menu item is pretty gay.

Fast food places always get rid of menu items that people like Gator. You will keep eating there like everyone else.