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Can’t remember, what was happening around the time of his last ear infection? Besides this time and the last time, I don’t remember him ever having or mentioning very having one but I guess shit happens.
Normal streamers would just say they’re taking time off for their wife’s bday instead of faking an illness, but I guess you gotta draw pity bucks from his autistic whales
 
His face is going slide off his skeleton, them jowls droopy.

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I would so love some segment of Phil explaining his "passion" for comics, to be honest. All this talk of it has my interest piqued, and at worst we'll see the most basic taste ever, at best we see him fumble with his words as we realize he's never gone beyond some cartoons.
 
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I don't even know how far under pignosis you have to be for any of this to be happening, but it's terminal. Speaking of people bitching and complaining in stream chat, I'm really not sure how one is in a position to do so while simultaneously admitting they are artificially sustaining something his fans aren't interested in. Just... stop giving money to hit the streak if this bothers you?

For those unaware, Modock tipped the $100 during the first stream to see the shitty animation.
Phil repeatedly teased it tonight as well, even while sitting at $50 and then $80 dollars, again following up with "But I don't think we're going to see it." Bold move to flatly beg for $180.
He no doubt puts so much weight in reverse psychology because of how effective it is on him - being so stupid and obstinate that he will always do the opposite of what he is told.
 
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It's hard to take what OiC says at face-value, but the hundreds of other viewers are there to see the monkey dance. Giving Phil money is always dumb, but the ones paying him $1 here or there are either trolls or retards asking questions Phil can't be bothered to answer. I want to believe that he's trolling/kissing Phil's ass when he's talking about the people bitching about not hitting the tips goal. Anyone who looks at Phil's chat knows that people "complaining" about it are full of shit. The chat is just memes and HINT HINT HINT.
Tonight, because he didn't have to go into OT, he was in more happy mood than last night, so he was talking somewhat, such as when he went on his phone to look up a purple mattress which someone mentioned to him.

That being said, I look forward to seeing him butcher the Tony Hawk remastered games and more than likely having to play it on mute to avoid any copyrighted music
 
It's hard to take what OiC says at face-value, but the hundreds of other viewers are there to see the monkey dance. Giving Phil money is always dumb, but the ones paying him $1 here or there are either trolls or retards asking questions Phil can't be bothered to answer. I want to believe that he's trolling/kissing Phil's ass when he's talking about the people bitching about not hitting the tips goal. Anyone who looks at Phil's chat knows that people "complaining" about it are full of shit. The chat is just memes and HINT HINT HINT.
Tonight, because he didn't have to go into OT, he was in more happy mood than last night, so he was talking somewhat, such as when he went on his phone to look up a purple mattress which someone mentioned to him.

That being said, I look forward to seeing him butcher the Tony Hawk remastered games and more than likely having to play it on mute to avoid any copyrighted music

For slightly extra context, the screens of OIC were early on, when people are barely tuning in to the... "music." The message chain is nearly unbroken. In other words, he was basically talking to himself, and no one replied to all of that insanity, except for one sock account. He might be genuinely invested into this strange vest thing.

OIC is given favoritism and protection, for sure. That's his reward for being a good paypig. I quickly put this one together a few days ago, just because DSP said he doesn't stalk his viewers. Compared to other lies it's nothing, but seeing OIC's special treatment, it's funny.
 
Considering that he showers once a week, if that, its no surprise he's prone to ear infections.
If by the small chance any of this is actually true my money is on sinus problems. With how much he snorts up snot his sinuses must be a mess and that can not only lead to headaches but earaches and even toothaches as well. With how often it happens and how he exaggerates something small into something big a simple sinus issue becomes a most likely self diagnosed horrible ear infection.
 
Any logical person would show the new 100$ dollar tip animation when announcing it just so people know what they'll be getting when they tip 100$. But no, DSP asks for 100 dollars just to see it for the first time.
His logic is completely enveloped by greed.

The crazy thing is that it worked. One of the wheelchairs just had to see it and paid 100$ for the privilege.

And of course, Phil’s ecstatic smile when it happened tells you all you need to know about the man. Not even the birth of his hypothetical first child could bring that kind of happiness to the pigroach as a 100$ tip from a veritable retard.
 
It's hard to take what OiC says at face-value, but the hundreds of other viewers are there to see the monkey dance.
This is true. However, even if this is supposed to be him doing some 4D reverse trolling by trying to degrade Phil's fans, he's still forking out heaps of money for the vest alone, as well as that large wave of gifted subs. Given that, I'd say this is probably a more accurate reflection of what this guy thinks than when he is being snarky at Phil. Even if he won't admit it.

If by the small chance any of this is actually true my money is on sinus problems. With how much he snorts up snot his sinuses must be a mess and that can not only lead to headaches but earaches and even toothaches as well. With how often it happens and how he exaggerates something small into something big a simple sinus issue becomes a most likely self diagnosed horrible ear infection.
He claims he talked to a doctor, presumably over the phone. But I wonder if they're aware of his hygiene. The way Phil was talking ('the headphones created an environment' that fostered the infection) sounds like him quoting what the doctor said, but just like Nancy, they probably boomered it and didn't go further than 'I wear headphones for my job'. He claimed he wipes them down regularly (probable lie), but when he showed them they looked almost slick with grease. They're a bacterial environment because Phil's filthy face and hair provide a daily source of fresh bacteria. Phil probably jumped when it was suggested it was the headphones; that's a far easier fix than 'You're middle age and you need to fucking shower every day, you pig'.

Assuming Phil wipes himself down with a rag like he previously indicated, I would assume that rag is not washed as often as it needs to be, based on its horrific duties, and that Phil probably uses it on regions that shouldn't come into contact with one another, including his ears.

Everything about this is vile.
 
The crazy thing is that it worked. One of the wheelchairs just had to see it and paid 100$ for the privilege.

And of course, Phil’s ecstatic smile when it happened tells you all you need to know about the man. Not even the birth of his hypothetical first child could bring that kind of happiness to the pigroach as a 100$ tip from a veritable retard.
His satisfaction was genuinely unsettling.
 
His satisfaction was genuinely unsettling.
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What a greedy fuck. Someone gave him one hundred dollars for nothing and the only thing requested of him is to see it again which he knows how to do, this discussion has already been had, and even if it hadn't its a single google search away. But no effort because any effort removes the ability to beg for another hundred dollars to see the gif again.
 
This is true. However, even if this is supposed to be him doing some 4D reverse trolling by trying to degrade Phil's fans, he's still forking out heaps of money for the vest alone, as well as that large wave of gifted subs. Given that, I'd say this is probably a more accurate reflection of what this guy thinks than when he is being snarky at Phil. Even if he won't admit it.


He claims he talked to a doctor, presumably over the phone. But I wonder if they're aware of his hygiene. The way Phil was talking ('the headphones created an environment' that fostered the infection) sounds like him quoting what the doctor said, but just like Nancy, they probably boomered it and didn't go further than 'I wear headphones for my job'. He claimed he wipes them down regularly (probable lie), but when he showed them they looked almost slick with grease. They're a bacterial environment because Phil's filthy face and hair provide a daily source of fresh bacteria. Phil probably jumped when it was suggested it was the headphones; that's a far easier fix than 'You're middle age and you need to fucking shower every day, you pig'.

Assuming Phil wipes himself down with a rag like he previously indicated, I would assume that rag is not washed as often as it needs to be, based on its horrific duties, and that Phil probably uses it on regions that shouldn't come into contact with one another, including his ears.

Everything about this is vile.
I do wonder if Phil lies to his doctor about his health? Or his doctor does recommend him tips and goals to get healthy but as usual is too lazy or stubborn to do any of it.
 
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