US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Polyboros2 said:
Ah, shit. We're not going to get the debates. He barely has the energy for a sentence, he sounds like he has COVID, there is no way they are going to let him weeze and stumble his way through the debate. Especially if the whole sundowning stuff is true(iirc his chat with Kamala was early, this was middle of the afternoon), he'll be worse at a 6-10 PM debate.
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If they don't debate, I think it'll be a deathblow for his campaign. All Trump needs to do is hammer him on poor health, weakness, and cognitive decline.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
If they don't debate, I think it'll be a deathblow for his campaign. All Trump needs to do is hammer him on poor health, weakness, and cognitive decline.
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Honestly, listening to his speaking at Kenosha, I think him going on the debate stage is even worse. It's not just the mental decline and manner of his speech, the sound of his voice is of someone weak and sick. He sounds exhausted and asthmatic sitting there talking.
 
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I know I keep posting cope, but its starting to get sad now. We found Biden's base: the media.
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Also the video where Biden says "WE WUZ EDISON N SHIT." Listen closely at the end for a suprise.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
If they don't debate, I think it'll be a deathblow for his campaign. All Trump needs to do is hammer him on poor health, weakness, and cognitive decline.
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Polyboros2 said:
Honestly, listening to his speaking at Kenosha, I think him going on the debate stage is even worse. It's not just the mental decline and manner of his speech, the sound of his voice is of someone weak and sick. He sounds exhausted and asthmatic sitting there talking.
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So Trump just criticizes Biden on stage until the poor guy falls flat on his ass and croaks from the pressure. It would be a historic and horrifying occurrence, though.

Might be good for the polls, who knows?
 
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Secret Asshole said:
Because he forgot she was there and it surprised him. Or his brain misfired and he was remembering a different event where he was introducing his wife. His team needs to give him stronger meds, fuck. Good God this is bad. A Joe Biden presidency actually terrifies me.
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I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm more concerned on how bad he sounded. He definitely isn't in any shape or form to be leading a local gentlemen club, let alone the most powerful country on this earth.

Like, of all the hundreds of people the DNC had waiting on their wings, presumably leaders who are ready to challenge the incumbent president on his re-election, this was the best they could manage? I'm honestly dumbfounded. I'm going to go against the grain here for once, and say that it's concerning that this is turning into a "Trump is the only sane choice we have, vote him because otherwise the senile old man gets in". Americans deserve a choice, but somehow, the DNC managed to not give one.
 
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Stoneheart said:
So whats about those SS records about a fight between a SS agent and the VP over touching the SS agents girlfriend? do you guys think there will be some Records left?
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Probably only indirect evidence. Remarks about a vague "incident" or "adminsitrative measures being taken". Anything that would directly implicate Biden got memory-holed long ago.
 
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Corn Flakes said:
Probably only indirect evidence. Remarks about a vague "incident" or "adminsitrative measures being taken". Anything that would directly implicate Biden got memory-holed long ago.
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yeah but they are getting sued over the report...
 
I doubt anything will come out before the election. If Biden wins, it'll never come out. If he loses, it still might never come out, because what would be the point?
 
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I know I keep posting cope, but its starting to get sad now. We found Biden's base: the media.
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Also the video where Biden says "WE WUZ EDISON N SHIT." Listen closely at the end for a suprise.
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At this point, you could do any deepfake you wanted on Biden and no would be able to disprove it.
Someone Awful said:
Don't worry. Biden only has to stay alive for a few more months before Queen Harris takes her rightful place as Queen of "New Normal" America. It's all part of "the cause".

Also Biden sounds like he's sick. Hear how rough his voice is. Now I understand why Biden wanted to stay home for ten days.
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Could you imagine if he up and died just before the election?
 
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