Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Baby Yoda]

Yeah, but why does it matter what video streaming site you spend however much time on? You're putting in the same amount of time watching videos on MetaCafe that you would on Youtube.

She's also drinking herself into a stupor.

 

[Sukeban]

Yeah, but why does it matter what video streaming site you spend however much time on? You're putting in the same amount of time watching videos on MetaCafe that you would on Youtube.

And how is Kiwi Farms not a בָּמָה ? Probably in a similar fashion to how Melinda and her kids are Jewish. So much time spent drinking sugar wine and playing jester in our court, so little time spent writing crackpot papers to appropriate and whitewash the ethnoreligion she fetishizes and uses to scam autists out of their tugboat bucks...

 

[Begemot]

Oh, nice I've been ignored by you since January. I guess waiting 9 months paid off. My AIDS infested hole is better. I traveled to Berlin right before lock down and got treated by having a bone marrow transplant. I am the second person on the planet to be fully cured of AIDS. Are you going to drink that whole bottle of hooch?

Don't let this evil thot corrupt you, lad. Stay safe!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Oh, nice I've been ignored by you since January. I guess waiting 9 months paid off. My AIDS infested hole is better. I traveled to Berlin right before lock down and got treated by having a bone marrow transplant. I am the second person on the planet to be fully cured of AIDS. Are you going to drink that whole bottle of hooch?

Why did you to all that trouble? I'm just going to give you AIDS again.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Your poor son. It sounds like he's being raised up in a cult rather than a loving household. I really hope your children are rescued from their mentally abusive household before it's too late.

Again, subjecting children to adult concepts and situations is classic emotional incest. She feeds on her children like an emotional vampire.

 

[redcent]

Again, subjecting children to adult concepts and situations is classic emotional incest. She feeds on her children like an emotional vampire.

She's feeding off of control.

Melinda is a control freak, which is why she tried for all those lol suits, and why she's totes "studying us"

I believe her sister - whatever she said to Mel as a kid- got under her skin enough (plus whatever else happened to Mel as a kid) to give her a twisted little desire to control.

And she wants to flaunt her kids like a little girl flaunts a toy doll that's the latest and coolest doll. "Look at all the dolls I got! I'm such an awesome kid because I have this doll! " and when the kids stop behaving like the toy dolls she expects them to be, she plans on dumping them, like a used and neglected toy.

She's probably feed off of everyone's horror here over what she says she's making her kids do. Don't give her that. In fact, don't believe her either - I doubt her kids even have any reading comprehension at all; They're probably too busy screaming at each other like dole bludger kids do and Melinda is just bullshitting they're under her thumb to get her twisted little jollies

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I bet the kids are absolutely fucking thrilled that Marshall's gone, if he is gone. No more tiptoeing around the house trying not to attract his attention, no more seeing or hearing Mommy get five fingers across the face for pissing him off. No more listening to the hideous sounds of Melinda and Marshall's gross BDSM play coming through the thin walls of their Section 8 shack.

But let's assume Melinda was telling the truth and Marshall was a wonderful father figure and adopted all of her kids and did father/son things. Now he's disappeared without a single word to these kids.

That would make him the worst kind of scumbag, an absolute emotional and financial deadbeat. It also makes Melinda a moron, since we told her over and over what a deadbeat and scumbag he is. She will never admit it, though. That would mean Melinda was wrong, and she is incapable of admitting even the smallest of errors, much less such a huge mistake. I mean, rather than admit she makes typing errors she claims there's some sort of word filter that affects her and only her.

So now she's left with a bunch of kids who are either hugely relieved Marshall is gone (highest probability) or sad that their 'father' doesn't even care enough to give them a simple phone call (lowest probability). So she'll slop down sugar wine and feel sorry for herself. Seriously, winos drink better wine than that shit. And she'll come here to post about it, because coming back here to post is a compulsion. And Melinda is nothing if not a bundle of compulsive behaviors over which she has very little control.

And we'll continue to laugh at her, because that's what we do here. We laugh at retards.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Your poor son. It sounds like he's being raised up in a cult rather than a loving household. I really hope your children are rescued from their mentally abusive household before it's too late.

Keyword there: "sounds like"

Hun, that's just the voices in your head which make you have delusional thoughts

Again, subjecting children to adult concepts and situations is classic emotional incest. She feeds on her children like an emotional vampire.

No, emotional incest is when a parent relies on a child to be their emotional support

You know nothing about my interpersonal relationships with my children and I and it will always be NONYABUZINESS because you sound like a Stalker

She's feeding off of control.

Melinda is a control freak, which is why she tried for all those lol suits, and why she's totes "studying us"

I believe her sister - whatever she said to Mel as a kid- got under her skin enough (plus whatever else happened to Mel as a kid) to give her a twisted little desire to control.

And she wants to flaunt her kids like a little girl flaunts a toy doll that's the latest and coolest doll. "Look at all the dolls I got! I'm such an awesome kid because I have this doll! " and when the kids stop behaving like the toy dolls she expects them to be, she plans on dumping them, like a used and neglected toy.

She's probably feed off of everyone's horror here over what she says she's making her kids do. Don't give her that. In fact, don't believe her either - I doubt her kids even have any reading comprehension at all; They're probably too busy screaming at each other like dole bludger kids do and Melinda is just bullshitting they're under her thumb to get her twisted little jollies

Huge gaps in your logic here. You should have put more thought into what you wrote before you wrote it

 

[redcent]

Nuh uh!

Uh huh

 

[Chad Nasty]

Keyword there: "sounds like"

Hun, that's just the voices in your head which make you have delusional thoughts



No, emotional incest is when a parent relies on a child to be their emotional support

You know nothing about my interpersonal relationships with my children and I and it will always be NONYABUZINESS because you sound like a Stalker




Huge gaps in your logic here. You should have put more thought into what you wrote before you wrote it

Tammy, if yo promise to shower, I'll take one for the team and clean your pipes out. Not because I am thirsty, it for the sake of your children and the fact I can lessen their emotional damage by laying serious pipe to you, I ll do it for the good of the world

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Keyword there: "sounds like"

Hun, that's just the voices in your head which make you have delusional thoughts

No, emotional incest is when a parent relies on a child to be their emotional support

You know nothing about my interpersonal relationships with my children and I and it will always be NONYABUZINESS because you sound like a Stalker

Huge gaps in your logic here. You should have put more thought into what you wrote before you wrote it

Can you say something different, you're like a shitty response algorithm whenever you speak

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Uh huh

Lol, exactly

Can you say something different, you're like a shitty response algorithm whenever you speak

There's only so many ways to define certain things. What's wrong with moral absolutism?

Tammy, if yo promise to shower, I'll take one for the team and clean your pipes out. Not because I am thirsty, it for the sake of your children and the fact I can lessen their emotional damage by laying serious pipe to you, I ll do it for the good of the world

Are you offering me a one night stand, or a Shidduch? I'm confused

 

[Baby Yoda]

Don't let this evil thot corrupt you, lad. Stay safe!

Don't worry, Melinda isn't my type. Weird cultish religion, six fucking Jewlings, and fat and ugly. It was just funny to me because Marshall thought I had the hots for Linda. Then I came on here and wrote fanfic about Marshall becoming a gay stripper. Made me laugh while I was bored. Now Linda just depresses me because she is too poor to afford diapers for her kids and she is drinking because she is sad Marshall left.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

There's only so many ways to define certain things. What's wrong with moral absolutism?

Then maybe just define something else? Talk about something different? Is that so fucking hard for you to do?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Tammy, if yo promise to shower, I'll take one for the team and clean your pipes out. Not because I am thirsty, it for the sake of your children and the fact I can lessen their emotional damage by laying serious pipe to you, I ll do it for the good of the world

If you want to get into Melinda's pants its really simple, just treat her like garbage and insult her as much as possible and pretend to believe in ghosts like Elohim. She has the IQ of a tapeworm, so it's not hard at all.

 

[Begemot]

If you want to get into Melinda's pants its really simple, just treat her like garbage and insult her as much as possible and pretend to believe in ghosts like Elohim. She has the IQ of a tapeworm, so it's not hard at all.

Would she submit to a black Israelite like me?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Would she submit to a black Israelite like me?

Do you believe in ghosts and 14th century, debunked myths? Yes, Black Israelites tend to believe in Elohim's the hardest. All nine inches of hard.

 

[Begemot]

Do you believe in ghosts and 14th century, debunked myths? Yes, Black Israelites tend to believe in Elohim's the hardest. All nine inches of hard.

Oh Yahweh! @TamarYaelBatYah Marshall is now as a shown as a cuck, will you submit to your master?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Don't worry, Melinda isn't my type. Weird cultish religion, six fucking Jewlings, and fat and ugly. It was just funny to me because Marshall thought I had the hots for Linda. Then I came on here and wrote fanfic about Marshall becoming a gay stripper. Made me laugh while I was bored. Now Linda just depresses me because she is too poor to afford diapers for her kids and she is drinking because she is sad Marshall left.

I'm neither fat nor ugly, you're just butthurt that I turned you down!

I can buy diapers by myself. I asked Marshall to pitch in because it's the principle of the matter. He SHOULD help.

I don't have time to be sad. I drink to balance my nervous system and for my heart health. And as soon as they legalize recreational use of marijuana, I'll add that to my regimin to maintain my nervous system

Would she submit to a black Israelite like me?

Oh Yahweh! @TamarYaelBatYah Marshall is now as a shown as a cuck, will you submit to your master?

I'm personally not really attracted to black men or asian men. I'm not attracted to Anglo men either, their pride shows in their body language on many of them. Also Anglo men tend to have poor hair genes. I like thick luscious hair on a man. They also have thin calf legs usually. I look at a man's calves. The thicker, the better

I'm personally physically attracted to Latin men, Eastern European men and some middle Eastern men, depending. Arabic, depending.

Likely because of my blood type. I am rH-. It's riskier for me to have babies with certain blood types (rH+) which is more prevelant in African American and Asian people. High chance of miscarriage. Interesting how the eyes know that!

 

[Baby Yoda]

I'm neither fat nor ugly, you're just butthurt that I turned you down!

I can buy diapers by myself. I asked Marshall to pitch in because it's the principle of the matter. He SHOULD help.

I don't have time to be sad. I drink to balance my nervous system and for my heart health. And as soon as they legalize recreational use of marijuana, I'll add that to my regimin to maintain my nervous system




I'm personally not really attracted to black men or asian men. I'm not attracted to Anglo men either, their pride shows in their body language on many of them. Also Anglo men tend to have poor hair genes. I like thick luscious hair on a man. They also have thin calf legs usually. I look at a man's calves. The thicker, the better

I'm personally physically attracted to Latin men, Eastern European men and some middle Eastern men, depending. Arabic, depending.

Likely because of my blood type. I am rH-. It's riskier for me to have babies with certain blood types (rH+) which is more prevelant in African American and Asian people. High chance of miscarriage. Interesting how the eyes know that!

This is retarded and you are retarded for believing it.

What is an Anglo person? I still can't tell if you are talking about all men born in England specifically, if you mean any European person in the USA, or if you mean Europeans in general. You realize a Greek person living in the USA is technically white, but isnt Anglo?