US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Also the video where Biden says "WE WUZ EDISON N SHIT." Listen closely at the end for a suprise.
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There is almost zero coverage of this in the MSM (as expected) Pretty much just the Daily Mail. Such an egregiously stupid and easily disproven lie and yet the left acts like they’ve unlocked some secret, ancient chest of knowledge every time they hear a POC was even in the proximity of a historic event or invention.
 
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Yeah, I think it is safe to say they stopped hiding what they really mean.

Not that this isn’t the first time, but it’s way too obvious to point here.
 
At this point I’m absolutely sure an entire hospital ward has been installed in that basement.
Remember the pipe bomber from the midterms? He sent one of his bombs to an assisted living facility. It was the one addressed to Joe Biden.

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That super secret information was downloaded from Justice.gov
 
Remember the pipe bomber from the midterms? He sent one of his bombs to an assisted living facility. It was the one addressed to Joe Biden.

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That super secret information was downloaded from Justice.gov
I reckon the pipe bomber had such a low opinion of Biden he figured he was already living in a nursing home.
 
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So Biden has access to the interview questions ahead of time, and they even load in the answers to his teleprompter? Joe, when Donna Brazile made sure that Hillary preemptively had access to the debate questions ahead of time, Hillary at least had the good sense to not read the fucking title of the talking points.

This dude's brain is shot. It's literally just fucking dead. They hold his hand so hard that they're babying him through every single interview with pre-determined questions that feed directly through his teleprompter and he still fucks it up.
I'm behind (way behind), but I gotta stop here.

They've got senile Ron Burgundy running for president. If SNL was still any good, they'd have Will Ferrel reprising the role in a satirical bid for the presidency. Good god. This is the man that would be king... he's making late-stage Reagan look spry and bright-eyed.
 
So Dilbert Merchant did his daily periscope and equated wearing Joe Biden merch to a hardhat, in the sense that wearing one would protect you from danger. He's got a point. If you wear a Joe Biden hat it would immunise you from a rabid communist picking you of all people out in a crowd to victimise, and Trump supporters wouldnt dare attack you, even if there weren't bigger fish.

Anyway I looked up 'Joe Biden hat' and got pic related. I mean what the fuuuuuuuuuck.
Harris is genuinely 10 font sizes larger than Biden, AND it was already the longer name (making it unnecessary) AND its being sold as 'Joe Biden hat', not 'Biden Harris hat'.
I'd enjoy the slow switcharoo if it didn't telegraph such open embarrassment towards Joe by his own supporters. By the time we get to the 3rd debate Trump will be up against a Kamala with a bald cap on her head, flour on her skin, and intentionally slurring words to give you a compelling illusion
 

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That just happened to be the same website that's pushing that new Trump anti-military story so hard that even Joe Biden himself has been tweeting about it, huh? What an interesting coincidence.
The Atlantic was founded by Ralph Waldo Emerson who was buddies with some proto hippie named Walden. Point is both guys hated democrats and were abolitionists who opposed the Mexican-American war. For it to turn into a cumrag is tragic.
 
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