Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

His pining for Shmorky is weird and unsettling, especially since Lowtax just keeps on framing their falling out as “Shmorky got annoying about gender shit” instead of, you know, bringing up that he was a pedophile furry with a diaper fetish.

It’s almost like Lowtax knew about the diaperfur stuff all along and didn’t care, and that his real crime, for Lowtax, was being irritating.
You know, I don't discount that as a possibility. As much as Shmorky is a highly private man, he's not that good at it. It would have been a bit dickish on Lowtax's part, but had he just looked through Shmorky's room in the office he'd have probably found desk drawers full of the same kind of notebooks I found in his bedroom. I'm usually fervently against that sort of thing, I don't snoop on partners, I don't rifle through their personal items or look at phones. I always felt Shmorky was entitled to his privacy. But there are certain circumstances where you get an honorary search warrant, such as if a person that looks and acts like Shmorky is babysitting your children. Lowtax could've easily just looked through his desk when he stepped out to the store and in all likelihood he would have found the same kind of notebooks full of hand-drawn Klurf dipe piss and scat porn I did.

Shmorky was the same way with his office as he was with his room. He'd keep the door shut unless we were voice acting one of his cartoons together in there, and if you walked by the door when he wasn't expecting you he'd twitch out and slam it. Again - extenuating circumstances. Ladies, heed my advice: If there's a room in your man's house that you share that you are not allowed to enter under any circumstances - leave him. There is never anything good in the forbidden room. I only went in his bedroom just to make sure there wasn't an Ed Gein or John Wayne Gacy's basement situation in there or a Tony Montana sized pile of meth. Given the notebooks full of said Klurf porn I found in the closet, I would have preferred it to be meth.

Thinking back to if Lowtax knew or not, I know there was the Aatrek situation that could have been avoided with a simple google search, but it's a different story when this is a man you're spending 9 hours a day with, taking on trips, allowing in your home, around your children, and for God knows what reason allowing to record your preteen daughters on his phone. There's only so much plausible deniability Lowtax can claim here.
 
Surgery totally cured me within 3 days except for when I cancel streams because I'm passed out on pills and when I have to whine occasionally so I can still get more pills.

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Surgery totally cured me within 3 days except for when I cancel streams because I'm passed out on pills and when I have to whine occasionally so I can still get more pills.

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If his spinal stenosis is so bad he should exercise, that’s literally the only thing that helps the old man back condition. I’m sure he’s just thrown the term on “medical sounding stuff that justify all my pill eating” pile along with degenerate disc disease and slipped disc.

He’s collecting all the sketchy, ill defined back pain Dx like Pokémon.

I enjoy the fellow junkie goons who commiserate with him about how bad their chronic pain is and how pills are def the only way they survive each day. They compete to sound like bone cancer victims in hospice.
 
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6 figures a year, for 20 years, and you don't have to do anything. If that happened to me I'd live my life like a warrior poet.

I'd buy a nice little house in the country. I'd spend my day hiking, fishing, and doing shitty water color paintings. At night, me and my mail order bride Gerta would make love in the heather, before retiring to the screen porch to watch thunderstorms off in the distance..

What did Lowtax do with this bounty laid upon his lap? Laid on the couch guzzling box wine and cheeseburgers
 
Surgery totally cured me within 3 days except for when I cancel streams because I'm passed out on pills and when I have to whine occasionally so I can still get more pills.

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"Hi I'm Rich Kyanka I'm a huge drug addict." He does realize he's just claiming to be an absolutely pathetic pillhead here right? No of course not. He sounds like someone's grandfather. What a pathetic old junkie. He should just kill himself.

I’m sure he’s just thrown the term on “medical sounding stuff that justify all my pill eating” pile along with degenerate disc disease and slipped disc.

If you're over 30 and you get your spine looked at for any reason, I'm pretty sure nearly 100% of people would show "stenosis" of some sort. It's literally just shit that happens as you age, you get it from activity, you get it from inactivity, you basically just fucking get it from existing.

Richard Kyanka is a whiny fucking faggot. He should kill himself.
 
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6 figures a year, for 20 years, and you don't have to do anything. If that happened to me I'd live my life like a warrior poet.

I'd buy a nice little house in the country. I'd spend my day hiking, fishing, and doing shitty water color paintings. At night, me and my mail order bride Gerta would make love in the heather, before retiring to the screen porch to watch thunderstorms off in the distance..

What did Lowtax do with this bounty laid upon his lap? Laid on the couch guzzling box wine and cheeseburgers

Hey he got to slap around some women and ignore his kids too!


this fucker is almost dying from his useless back but he always has the strength to post it on the internet eh?
He’s got one of those Stephen Hawkins wheelchairs with mouth activation and voice censors on backorder so that he can finally shitpost without pain in the future.
 
Sometimes it's just being irritating that pushes people over the line. You can think they're an idiot or have weird, fucked up views, but they're entertaining enough. Then they cross that line and nope, bye

Is that why everyone left SS for Discord?
 
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Can someone just sit through this just enough to clip the parts where he cried like a bitch because I want to laugh at that shit.
It’s the last two, very awkward, minutes of the stream. It would be a good video clip for main forum page.
 
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He doesn't realise his situation is completely pitiful and a tearful breakdown would actually be an understandable human response.

I'm going to have to declare bancruptcy and sell my business? Boohoo! Sob sob! I'm so upset!! Pfft, losers.

My kids are being taken away and I'm going to jail for domestic abuse? Waaah! That's so saddening to me!! NOT. Suck it, haters.

Keep owning us, Lowtax! Vindication is surely just around the corner.
 
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