Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[escándalo]

I don't really like fatphobic people, but you guys should keep in mind that this woman is pretty much the average American.

I drink protein for vegans because I lift weights.

If you're a carnist and an Amerifat, please, get a noose.

Stfu knight. You 100% present yourself on the internet and if you cry because people are roasting you for having a head the size of a bowling ball thats on you.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

this woman is pretty much the average American.

...where do you live? Wtf?

 

[Owlflaps]

Give me ALLLLLL the bad ratings but shit, I'm a decade older than her but she looks 20 years older than me! Does she own a mirror at all? How can a 29-year-old see herself looking like that and think "yeah, I'm a sexy MOFO"? I know, cognitive dissonance is a strong drug but still. Yikes.

Any woman who's in decent shape is always going to look better than Hammy. And she has a mirror, she's just too busy eye fucking it to see how much of a beast she is.

 

[giga melt]

...where do you live? Wtf?

Amber might be the size of two average Americans at least?

 

[Floor mattresses for all]

Glitterandlazers shows layyygs tho

Glitterandlazers has Lipoedema I believe which is a fat disorder. Still no excuse to be utterly humongous, but a far better excuse than Amber has.

 

[ADHD]

It looks to me like the metal doesn’t agree with her skin. I’ve had my nose pierced for 14 years and the only time I ever got discoloration was when I bought a cheap stud at Hot Topic because my open hoop somehow worked it’s way out when I was at work. Whatever it is, it probably has nickel or copper. This is why one should only wear surgical steel or if you want to get fancy, 14k gold at a minimum, preferably 18k.

Completely and utterly agree on you with the importance of decent metal for piercings, but Amber has had that piercing forever. And probably used cheap shit forever. This looks... more like bruising rather than infection or irritation. Medfag in me wonders if her blood thinners are the cause - we know that ring is holding on for dear life and it’s compressing the area causing damage. That’s become a bruise which is worse because she’s on her anti coag jabs.

I had wondered if it could be accumulated dirt due to her not taking it out when she washes her face that we're only now seeing due to her new camera, but bruising due to the blood thinners would also make sense. How difficult are the hoops to remove as opposed to the corkscrew studs when you have beetus paws like Amber's?

EDIT: Actually, now that I look at that picture again, it looks like she's got a dark spot on her other nostril as well, just not as dark as the one with the piercing. Can get you acanthosis nigricans on your nose?

 

[New & Improved Username]

Glitterandlazers has Lipoedema I believe which is a fat disorder. Still no excuse to be utterly humongous, but a far better excuse than Amber has.

Amber has fatty problems too. GlitterLazers seems to live a life of privilege whilst Amber was doomed from the beginning. Amber should have not let herself get to this point but she's a dumb person and she did grow up in a really bad situation.

 

[Snusmumriken]

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WOOOF....

Nice mugshot Hamburglar

 

[New & Improved Username]

I don't really like fatphobic people, but you guys should keep in mind that this woman is pretty much the average American.

I drink protein for vegans because I lift weights.

If you're a carnist and an Amerifat, please, get a noose.

So edgy. I'm shaking with rage and so mad I'm about to throw up but I wont do it because I just ate a chicken and I need to keep up my 520lb body weight. KYS

 

[ADHD]

Amber has fatty problems too. GlitterLazers seems to live a life of privilege whilst Amber was doomed from the beginning. Amber should have not let herself get to this point but she's a dumb person and she did grow up in a really bad situation.

Yeah, Amber is an addict just like her parents, the only difference is her drug of choice, and since food is legal there won't be any chance of her getting sober in prison like her mom.

 

[Kurdoğlu]

I had wondered if it could be accumulated dirt due to her not taking it out when she washes her face that we're only now seeing due to her new camera, but bruising due to the blood thinners would also make sense. How difficult are the hoops to remove as opposed to the corkscrew studs when you have beetus paws like Amber's?

EDIT: Actually, now that I look at that picture again, it looks like she's got a dark spot on her other nostril as well, just not as dark as the one with the piercing. Can get you acanthosis nigricans on your nose?

Hoops are super easy to remove. There's usually usually a flattened part at the end that keeps it in the nose. All she needs to do is push it the other way to remove it, unless her nose has swollen around it and she can't budge it.

I can't tell if it's bruising, discoloration, or both. The side of her mouth looks similarly bluish-gray. Almost anyone else would be alarmed to have corpse-colored spots on their face and do something about it, but our gorl thinks she is the picture of health now.

 

[AmberAlert]

I had wondered if it could be accumulated dirt due to her not taking it out when she washes her face that we're only now seeing due to her new camera, but bruising due to the blood thinners would also make sense. How difficult are the hoops to remove as opposed to the corkscrew studs when you have beetus paws like Amber's?

EDIT: Actually, now that I look at that picture again, it looks like she's got a dark spot on her other nostril as well, just not as dark as the one with the piercing. Can get you acanthosis nigricans on your nose?

The nose is frequently a place where discoloration occurs due to poor circulation. So could be that.

Amber has fatty problems too. GlitterLazers seems to live a life of privilege whilst Amber was doomed from the beginning. Amber should have not let herself get to this point but she's a dumb person and she did grow up in a really bad situation.

GL comes from money and that money has allowed her to make even MORE money by creating an aspirational brand around her videos where she travels all over and buys "luxury" goods. Amber wants to do the same so badly with this rebrand, but she's a hillbilly that doesn't do anything interesting enough to make content.

Amber would need to be constantly traveling to interesting locations to make videos and be staying in wealthy family friend's BnB's to make diverse video content. Or do what Tess probably does and travel to rich feeders/fat fetishists on their dime. She would need to create an image of a fat exciting jetsetter to get endorsements and connections. Sorry booboo but it ain't happening.

 

[marjoram]

I had wondered if it could be accumulated dirt due to her not taking it out when she washes her face that we're only now seeing due to her new camera, but bruising due to the blood thinners would also make sense. How difficult are the hoops to remove as opposed to the corkscrew studs when you have beetus paws like Amber's?

EDIT: Actually, now that I look at that picture again, it looks like she's got a dark spot on her other nostril as well, just not as dark as the one with the piercing. Can get you acanthosis nigricans on your nose?

FatAl had to take out the nose piercing for her surgery. Perhaps putting the ugly thing back in caused the damage/infection. Hell, she probably had to have the Thumb do it 'cause her sausage fingers would never be nimble enough

 

[497]

Don't be so quick to judge. Wasn't there a spaz on FB talking about a potential Amberlynn themed wedding some time ago?

was it egg gorl and the guy who got AL tattooed on his ass?

 

[lymphadainty]

Yeah, Amber is an addict just like her parents, the only difference is her drug of choice, and since food is legal there won't be any chance of her getting sober in prison like her mom.

One of the things that annoys me the most about Amber is how quickly she’ll throw out the addict card, but how dare you treat her like an addict.
People don’t usually believe addicts because they are proven liars and have to get specialized help to treat their addictions. Alcoholics use benzos, meth addicts use methadone, etc but Amber is just so special that she doesn’t need pharmaceutical or professional help.

 

[Arcadia]

I don't really like fatphobic people, but you guys should keep in mind that this woman is pretty much the average American.

I drink protein for vegans because I lift weights.

If you're a carnist and an Amerifat, please, get a noose.

So you're against 'fatphobia' but think fat americans need to die? Pick one. Also no one cares that you're a vegan, retard

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

meth addicts use methadone,

Uhhhh, know your addictions. Methadone has nothing to do with meth. It's used to treat heroin addiction. And benzos aren't used for alcoholics -- that would be Advan or Antabuse, which makes you sick as a puking dog if you drink while taking it.

Unfortunately, I know of zero pharma cure for over stuffing your piehole.

On edit: Ativan (typo above) is benzo and is sometimes used in alcoholic treatment.

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

Uhhhh, know your addictions. Methadone has nothing to do with meth. It's used to treat heroin addiction. And benzos aren't used for alcoholics -- that would be Advan or Antabuse, which makes you sick as a puking dog if you drink while taking it.

Unfortunately, I know of zero pharma cure for over stuffing your piehole.

Um... CA-LEEEAAARLYYY methadone is for meth because it has the word meth in it. /sneed

 

[lymphadainty]

Uhhhh, know your addictions. Methadone has nothing to do with meth. It's used to treat heroin addiction. And benzos aren't used for alcoholics -- that would be Advan or Antabuse, which makes you sick as a puking dog if you drink while taking it.

Unfortunately, I know of zero pharma cure for over stuffing your piehole.

On edit: Ativan (typo above) is benzo and is sometimes used in alcoholic treatment.

Oh so sorry for getting methadone wrong.

Benzos are 100% used by alcoholics while tapering or quitting as it helps with withdrawal symptoms.

Pharma cures for over stuffing your piehole include a lot of prescription amphetamines - you'll see a lot of people in Amber and Chantal's comments talking about Vyvanse in particular for BED.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Oh so sorry for getting methadone wrong.

Benzos are 100% used by alcoholics while tapering or quitting as it helps with withdrawal symptoms.

Pharma cures for over stuffing your piehole include a lot of prescription amphetamines - you'll see a lot of people in Amber and Chantal's comments talking about Vyvanse in particular for BED.

No worries, gorlfriend. VERY few docs will prescribe amphetamines these days. Especially for obese fucks like Hamber. They increase heart rate tremendously and most deathfats are heart attacks just waiting to happen. Back in the 70's, ampys were 2nd only to mother's little helper (valium) in prescriptions written. The FDA cracked hard on Black Beauties and as said, they are super hard to get these days legally. Might as well get meth. Same situation with Oxys vs. Fentayl.