Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

The Melinda Leigh Scott and Marshall Castersen Sex Story Part 4, Return of the Elohim:

Melinda finds herself in a precarious situation: on the one hand Marshall is gone. The covenant is broken and he aint coming back. On the other hand, Melinda finds herself on the verge of menopause she is overflowing with hormones and ready to use the body that has been used as a rag doll for so long.

Marshall is laying low in Pencil-Cola for now. He has a new found sense of freedom and joy knowing he spread his seed far and wide and doesn't have to pay a penny to take care of his sprouts. Melinda asked Marshall to send her money for diapers. Marshall knows this and it secretly gets him hard as a rock. The reason it gets him hard is because he has to wear a permanent diaper now, his sphincter is permanently prolapsed from what Big Bubba did at the club last year when he couldn't find work anywhere else. Marshall's biggest sex fantasy is wearing a diaper, shitting in it, and developing infected ass cheek ulcers from wearing the diaper for months at a time without changing it. Legend has it Marshall can still be spotted in Pensil Cola walking the streets with diarrhea exploding from the used up, year old diaper that SHOULD have gone to his kid, INSTEAD he hoarded it to himself and now uses this diaper as a creepy sexual addiction.

Melinda foregoes buying the kids food for a week and decides to order that double armed dildo from Adam and Eve. She tries the dildo out on herself. It gets her horny knowing how smart and entitled she is to this. SHE EARNED IT. She graduated with a college degree and wrote a book. She deserves this stimulation. The dildo has a suction cup on the bottom so the woman (or man) who uses it can stand it up on the floor and squat down on it. Melinda suctions the cup to the bathroom floor. She squats down, both holes ready to receive the girth and height of the 11 inch Adam and Eve dildo.

The dildo is ready to be swallowed by Melinda. All of a sudden the dildo starts vibrating, and a large cloud comes out of the tip, like a genie emerging from a bottle. It is ELOHIM. ELOHIM has manifested as a DJINN hiding in the dildo from Adam and Eve. The ELOHIM is disappointed in the fact that Melinda hasnt followed Torah and neither has Marshall. ELOHIM curses them both for all eternity. All of a sudden Marshall's diaper turns into hot metal, destined to burn his prolapsed bunghole for eternity. He is cursed to walk the streets of Florida forever tormented by ELOHIM. The dildo jumps off the ground and goes straight into Linda's vagina. It will live inside her for the rest of her life, wishing waiting for Melinda to disrespect the TORAH one more time. If she disrespects again, the dildo will
 
The Melinda Leigh Scott and Marshall Castersen Sex Story Part 4, Return of the Elohim:

Melinda finds herself in a precarious situation: on the one hand Marshall is gone. The covenant is broken and he aint coming back. On the other hand, Melinda finds herself on the verge of menopause she is overflowing with hormones and ready to use the body that has been used as a rag doll for so long.

Marshall is laying low in Pencil-Cola for now. He has a new found sense of freedom and joy knowing he spread his seed far and wide and doesn't have to pay a penny to take care of his sprouts. Melinda asked Marshall to send her money for diapers. Marshall knows this and it secretly gets him hard as a rock. The reason it gets him hard is because he has to wear a permanent diaper now, his sphincter is permanently prolapsed from what Big Bubba did at the club last year when he couldn't find work anywhere else. Marshall's biggest sex fantasy is wearing a diaper, shitting in it, and developing infected ass cheek ulcers from wearing the diaper for months at a time without changing it. Legend has it Marshall can still be spotted in Pensil Cola walking the streets with diarrhea exploding from the used up, year old diaper that SHOULD have gone to his kid, INSTEAD he hoarded it to himself and now uses this diaper as a creepy sexual addiction.

Melinda foregoes buying the kids food for a week and decides to order that double armed dildo from Adam and Eve. She tries the dildo out on herself. It gets her horny knowing how smart and entitled she is to this. SHE EARNED IT. She graduated with a college degree and wrote a book. She deserves this stimulation. The dildo has a suction cup on the bottom so the woman (or man) who uses it can stand it up on the floor and squat down on it. Melinda suctions the cup to the bathroom floor. She squats down, both holes ready to receive the girth and height of the 11 inch Adam and Eve dildo.

The dildo is ready to be swallowed by Melinda. All of a sudden the dildo starts vibrating, and a large cloud comes out of the tip, like a genie emerging from a bottle. It is ELOHIM. ELOHIM has manifested as a DJINN hiding in the dildo from Adam and Eve. The ELOHIM is disappointed in the fact that Melinda hasnt followed Torah and neither has Marshall. ELOHIM curses them both for all eternity. All of a sudden Marshall's diaper turns into hot metal, destined to burn his prolapsed bunghole for eternity. He is cursed to walk the streets of Florida forever tormented by ELOHIM. The dildo jumps off the ground and goes straight into Linda's vagina. It will live inside her for the rest of her life, wishing waiting for Melinda to disrespect the TORAH one more time. If she disrespects again, the dildo will
What is this AUTISM dude? Fuck off.
 
he spread his seed far

Such a Goy thing to say. Patriarchal Goy men are obsessed with this phrase

I'm just worried about your poor children. I see it a lot: a single mom doesn't get any play and suffers from a mental illness, so she preys on her children to keep her grounded because that's all she has. Very sad.

I won't deny that some single moms do this , especially when they have only one son , but I'm a fully awake being , I don't fall into this pattern. I have other things in life: Torah studies, ambition to get my PhD/or JD, my books I write.

I have other things in life: Torah studies, ambition to get my PhD/or JD, my books I write.

...flute, violin, ambition to learn the Bodhran. Ambition to train for Triathlons. Workouts and cycling I do.
 
...flute, violin, ambition to learn the Bodhran. Ambition to train for Triathlons. Workouts and cycling I do.
yeah that's good and all but are any of these skills you'd ever actually use, because you already have wasted resources learning shit you've never actually put to any use
 
Funny how she completely dropped my question when she couldn't come up with a response.
 
Funny how she completely dropped my question when she couldn't come up with a response.

I already told you the answer you just kept repeating the question

I'd rather suggest taking college courses that don't result in you being poor. The point is to invest in learning a salable skill, not "how to play outside 101."

Tell the people at the Department of Interior that
Or the Bureau of Labor Statistics

Such morons

Do you even have a job at the moment and if so what is it, other than welfare?

Define "job"
 
I already told you the answer you just kept repeating the question



Tell the people at the Department of Interior that
Or the Bureau of Labor Statistics

Such morons
Do you really think your "how to play outside" degree is in any way comparable to being a national parks employee? Those people have four year college degrees in shit that's actually useful and spend their days outdoors, not flopped back on the bed or herding six Jewlings.
 
Do you really think your "how to play outside" degree is in any way comparable to being a national parks employee? Those people have four year college degrees in shit that's actually useful and spend their days outdoors, not flopped back on the bed or herding six Jewlings.

I have a degree in Recreation Management. For a managerial level position at National Parks, State Parks and within the DOI.

Are you drunk?

1.
a paid position of regular employment.

Define "paid".

Also, put definition #2 up too

Why don't you tell them that, for one lol.
Pop quiz. Fill in the blank

And I'm low income because _________.
 
I have a degree in Recreation Management. For a managerial level position at National Parks, State Parks and within the DOI.

Are you drunk?



Define "paid".

Also, put definition #2 up too


Pop quiz. Fill in the blank

And I'm low income because _________.

Why does everything with you have to be some sort of mind fuck!!?? Can't you just answer a simple question without using all these gay ass mind rapes. Are you employed yes or no?
 
I already told you the answer you just kept repeating the question
Not really. If you spend the same amount of time on MetaCafe that you would on YouTube and they are the same kind of website, why do you insist on saying YouTube is evil and MetaCafe isn't?
 
Why would I, I'm already working towards a degree in an actually booming market, I don't need to know how to build a playground

Tech degrees might make more money but you lose the satisfaction element sitting behind a computer all day. Also, you're more likely to wear glasses at an earlier age

Building a playground is a Certification in Playground Inspection. That's only a certificate, you dont need a four year degree to know how to do that.

Recreation Management is the zoning and land management aspect.

Not really. If you spend the same amount of time on MetaCafe that you would on YouTube and they are the same kind of website, why do you insist on saying YouTube is evil and MetaCafe isn't?

Not repeating my answer
 
Why does everything with you have to be some sort of mind fuck!!?? Can't you just answer a simple question without using all these gay ass mind rapes. Are you employed yes or no?
Just take it as a no.

Melinda is broke as fuck and her kids aren't getting proper nutrition. She feeds them the same crap cereal Russel Greer eats while she spends money on dildos shitty "wine" marijuana and a degree she uses for ego stroking.
 
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