Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

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How is a rock that you stick in your vagina supposed to "Teach you the true essence of love"?
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Sorry to break it to you, but a buttplug isn't going to "encourage wise decision making".
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It's a dildo.

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You stick candles in period blood. I don't think that's worth worshipping.

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Why would cunnilingus change his hair texture?

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How would Hera teach you how to protect yourself from fuckboys? She can't even make her husband stop cheating.

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Why would you disobey Hera? She's pretty wrathful.

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Lilith doesn't care about oppression. She literally eats babies. Also, what would she do with your menstrual blood? Drink it?

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If they loved trans women so much you would think they wouldn't let them be murdered and stuff.

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Yeah, and lots of them are rapists too. Hades kidnapped Peresephone and Apollo pursued a nymph so aggressively she turned herself into a tree to escape him.

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Why are they getting so angry? It's just some random person on Tumblr.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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Yeah, and lots of them are rapists too. Hades kidnapped Peresephone and Apollo pursued a nymph so aggressively she turned herself into a tree to escape him.

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Didn't one of the gods (Zeus, i believe?) also rape a centaur? Not so progressive, unless some witches are zoos.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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How is a rock that you stick in your vagina supposed to "Teach you the true essence of love"?
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Sorry to break it to you, but a buttplug isn't going to "encourage wise decision making".
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It's a dildo.

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You stick candles in period blood. I don't think that's worth worshipping.

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Why would cunnilingus change his hair texture?

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How would Hera teach you how to protect yourself from fuckboys? She can't even make her husband stop cheating.

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Why would you disobey Hera? She's pretty wrathful.

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Lilith doesn't care about oppression. She literally eats babies. Also, what would she do with your menstrual blood? Drink it?

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If they loved trans women so much you would think they wouldn't let them be murdered and stuff.

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Yeah, and lots of them are rapists too. Hades kidnapped Peresephone and Apollo pursued a nymph so aggressively she turned herself into a tree to escape him.

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Why are they getting so angry? It's just some random person on Tumblr.
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The wisest decision I ever made was sticking a rock in my WAP
 
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That seems safe

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Plant the mint! Plant the mint!

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What thoroughly unpleasant people.

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Will emoji spells still work when we have brain implants?

This here is lunefrog. Lunefrog started off as a normal tumblr witch.
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(This person has never been on a farm)
But oh no! Here comes discourse!
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"I'm taking my ball and going home!"
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Eventually culminating in:
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From my research I have found that witchcraft isn't about decolonization, ancestral healing or reparations. The essence of magick is period blood.

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Marshmallows shouldn't be associated with sleep though, because they have sugar in them which makes people hyper.

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You also stick rocks in your vagina in a futile attempt to gain self confidence.

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It's sad that these people can't get a real boyfriend so they resort to imagining ancient Greek gods are having sex with them.
 
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From my research I have found that witchcraft isn't about decolonization, ancestral healing or reparations. The essence of magick is period blood.
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So it is. So it always shall be.
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Blessed be.
fuzzyrodent85 said:
It's sad that these people can't get a real boyfriend so they resort to imagining ancient Greek gods are having sex with them.
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Sounds like tulpamancy to me. Go get the net, Bubba. We got another one for Arkham.
 
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fuzzyrodent85 said:
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Be an ally and use your privilege to boost poc men and women around you.❤
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Ah, my autistic hobbyhorse is ready to be ridden once again. Mummy DNA suggests precisely the opposite to the story this person is telling. Key quote:

We observe highly similar haplogroup profiles between the three ancient groups (Fig. 3a), supported by low FST values (<0.05) and P values >0.1 for the continuity test. Modern Egyptians share this profile but in addition show a marked increase of African mtDNA lineages L0–L4 up to 20% (consistent with nuclear estimates of 80% non-African ancestry reported in Pagani et al.17). Genetic continuity between ancient and modern Egyptians cannot be ruled out by our formal test despite this sub-Saharan African influx, while continuity with modern Ethiopians17, who carry >60% African L lineages, is not supported (Supplementary Data 5). To further test genetic affinities and shared ancestry with modern-day African and West Eurasian populations we performed a principal component analysis (PCA) based on haplogroup frequencies and Multidimensional Scaling of pairwise genetic distances. We find that all three ancient Egyptian groups cluster together (Fig. 3b), supporting genetic continuity across our 1,300-year transect. Both analyses reveal higher affinities with modern populations from the Near East and the Levant compared to modern Egyptians (Fig. 3b,c). The affinity to the Middle East finds further support by the Y-chromosome haplogroups of the three individuals for which genome-wide data was obtained, two of which could be assigned to the Middle-Eastern haplogroup J, and one to haplogroup E1b1b1 common in North Africa (Supplementary Table 3). However, comparative data from a contemporary population under Roman rule in Asia Minor, from the Roman city Ağlasun today in Turkey31, did not reveal a closer relationship to the ancient Egyptians from the Roman period (Fig. 3b,c).
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TL;DR: The modern Egyptian populace actually has more African DNA than the ancient Egyptians. Nice cultural appropriation, witchblr.
 
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Yeah, but paintings and statues can last a lot longer than tattoos because people die and most of them aren't getting their skin preserved.
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The old greeks saw tattoos as marks of punishment. Tattooing was something they'd do to criminals and slaves, someone who was property instead of a person. What I'm saying is she'd think they're trashy.
 
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want to hear people talk like that about Jesus
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Out of curiosity I looks up Christianity and
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They’re doing the exact same shit as witchblr.
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There’s 5 cartoon characters and then random Jesus.
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Sounds like a case of
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This one is special so it goes out of the spoiler
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It roughly translates to Jesus was a communist. Don’t ask why there’s a minion bc I found this without context
 
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