Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

TinyKitty said:
"She's repping... uh, what's the site? Kiwi Farms?"

He's not owned, no. In fact he is so not owned, so unbothered, that he can't even remember the site name.

Super-convincing, Rich.
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Mandy would have been better than Lowtax’s choice of Logan being the brand representative for Something..uh..awful.dot com.

Lowtax’s COO/brand strategist managed the trifecta of to destroying his income, forced him out of his own website and is taking him to court. (Oh and she totally made him lease a sports car too)
 
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Tonberry said:
Here is Lowtax reacting to Mandarys Milan II showing up on the chat and claiming she's been trolling him for six years.

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Here's the clip of LowT crying. It was his attempt at a funny ending for a four hour stream.
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"she's been stalking me for years by having toes so fucking sexy I can't get them out of my head which is why I constantly am sliding up in her DMs."

MirnaMinkoff said:
Mandy would have been better than Lowtax’s choice of Logan being the brand representative for Something..uh..awful.dot com.

Lowtax’s COO/brand strategist managed the trifecta of to destroying his income, forced him out of his own website and is taking him to court. (Oh and she totally made him lease a sports car too)
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Don't forget that she also destroyed his spine so he can't get out of bed to stream, let alone drive his leased sports car. Which is a shame, because I understand when your spine is crumbling and you have "$20,000 of medical debt with more surgeries coming", the best sort of car to buy with a powder spine is a sports car, well know for tons of neck support and definitely not a lot of head-whipping acceleration.
 
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Gachi said:
6 figures a year, for 20 years, and you don't have to do anything. If that happened to me I'd live my life like a warrior poet.

I'd buy a nice little house in the country. I'd spend my day hiking, fishing, and doing shitty water color paintings. At night, me and my mail order bride Gerta would make love in the heather, before retiring to the screen porch to watch thunderstorms off in the distance..

What did Lowtax do with this bounty laid upon his lap? Laid on the couch guzzling box wine and cheeseburgers
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To be fair, like with being given tons of money and the recipient doesnt really appreciate it, if you never "work", you cant appreciate "time off".
Boredom, and nothing to do, can facilitate substance abuse, I think. He wasnt doing anything with his time anyway so he isnt going to be creative with how he uses it or his body or whatever.

Balance in all things.
 
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TinyKitty said:
"She's repping... uh, what's the site? Kiwi Farms?"

He's not owned, no. In fact he is so not owned, so unbothered, that he can't even remember the site name.
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To be entirely fair it's hard to tell whether he was trying to act like he doesn't care, or if he was so wasted he legit had trouble remembering this site's name. With Rich it's hard to say for sure.

Either way he's definitely following this thread somewhat closely, it's been less than a week since Mandy caught wind of his situation and started posting here again, something he's obviously very mad about.
 
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Found a Gaming Garbage from "the good old days" with Shmorky. They take the piss out of a game series where the creator made his own soundtrack, complete with lyrics like:

"I need love, I'm not a loser,
If I had a woman, I'd never abuse her"

Prescient.
 
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RapidUnplannedDisassembly said:
Fucks sake, you guys have a thread for this. It isn't this one.
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They're goons man. What do you expect? I know this is the racism of lowered expectations talking, but can't we just be glad they're aren't causing the Secret Service to visit Null and aren't actively scamming people for dick chop surgery?
 
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break these cuffs said:
Can't do. PTSD from Uwe and MUH SPINE!
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You'd think getting beat up by boxer would make him not want to beat up people weaker than him... Only, that doesn't really apply to his exes, does it? No, when he was slapping them around, they didn't hold off on the self-defense because "he's drunk and stronger than me, and if I start punching him back he'll probably hit me harder" so much as "he's drunk and a lawyer's brat, and if I start punching him back I might not be able to stop." And say what you will about Logan, I certainly appreciate her holding off on the fisticuffs.
 
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Mandarys Milan II said:
You know, I don't discount that as a possibility. As much as Shmorky is a highly private man, he's not that good at it. It would have been a bit dickish on Lowtax's part, but had he just looked through Shmorky's room in the office he'd have probably found desk drawers full of the same kind of notebooks I found in his bedroom. I'm usually fervently against that sort of thing, I don't snoop on partners, I don't rifle through their personal items or look at phones. I always felt Shmorky was entitled to his privacy. But there are certain circumstances where you get an honorary search warrant, such as if a person that looks and acts like Shmorky is babysitting your children. Lowtax could've easily just looked through his desk when he stepped out to the store and in all likelihood he would have found the same kind of notebooks full of hand-drawn Klurf dipe piss and scat porn I did.

Shmorky was the same way with his office as he was with his room. He'd keep the door shut unless we were voice acting one of his cartoons together in there, and if you walked by the door when he wasn't expecting you he'd twitch out and slam it. Again - extenuating circumstances. Ladies, heed my advice: If there's a room in your man's house that you share that you are not allowed to enter under any circumstances - leave him. There is never anything good in the forbidden room. I only went in his bedroom just to make sure there wasn't an Ed Gein or John Wayne Gacy's basement situation in there or a Tony Montana sized pile of meth. Given the notebooks full of said Klurf porn I found in the closet, I would have preferred it to be meth.

Thinking back to if Lowtax knew or not, I know there was the Aatrek situation that could have been avoided with a simple google search, but it's a different story when this is a man you're spending 9 hours a day with, taking on trips, allowing in your home, around your children, and for God knows what reason allowing to record your preteen daughters on his phone. There's only so much plausible deniability Lowtax can claim here.
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Why didn't you report his pedo stash if you were worried about him being around kids?

Like "I found my boyfriend drawing a bunch of little kids pissing themselves" that never occurred to you?

btw mandy have you seen one of the articles on the guy who owns this website? https://www.kiwifarmswiki.com/index.php?title=Joshua_Conner_Moon
 
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hurtzdonut said:
Why didn't you report his pedo stash if you were worried about him being around kids?
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hurtzdonut said:
Like "I found my boyfriend drawing a bunch of little kids pissing themselves" that never occurred to you?
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Drawing cartoon characters fucking isn't illegal, even if they're children.

Also, which goon are you? Or are you Lowtax himself?
 
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