US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Someone Awful]

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/1301711344484470785 / https://archive.md/PZ7R3

Link to what Toddstares said. I am taking this with a heavy grain of salt. Same reason why I don't buy that Biden's only five points ahead in New York according to internal pollings.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

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I think this is a joke.

Edit: Looks like I was late and gay.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I think this is a joke.

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Edit: Looks like I was late and gay.

I was just clicking in the thread and you had my dick hard with that last one only to disappoint me.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I was just clicking in the thread and you had my dick hard with that last one only to disappoint me.

Hey man, I'm praying Trump gets Biden so riled up about his record he reverts back to his 1970s self and accidentally calls black people negroes. That would be the perfect capstone to this shitty election cycle.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hey man, I'm praying Trump gets Biden so riled up about his record he reverts back to his 1970s self and accidentally calls black people negroes. That would be the perfect capstone to this shitty election cycle.

Oh I am 100% convinced that Joe Biden has said "Nigger" in the past 6 months.

 

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Oh I am 100% convinced that Joe Biden has said "Nigger" in the past 6 months.

No, he's a classy type, he calls them Coloreds and Negroes.

 

[Corn Flakes]

No, he's a classy type, he calls them Coloreds and Negroes.

With how Biden doesn't seem to know where he is half the time, I wouldn't be surprised if he called them spics by accident.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

No, he's a classy type, he calls them Coloreds and Negroes.

Until they disagree with him or push back against him at all. I would bet 5 bucks that during the "You ain't black" thing Biden Uttered the words "Uppity Niggers."

 

[It's HK-47]

"And now-- Have you guys found that plane-load of people in uniforms, and weapons, and flyin' around? Ebhgb have you found'm yet? Is anybody even from-- And by the way, I respect Conservative and... Liberal points of view [in the press?] Anybody found that plane? What in God's name are we doing? Look at how it makes us look around the world!"

W h a t

 

[Kane Lives]

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"And now-- Have you guys found that plane-load of people in uniforms, and weapons, and flyin' around? Ebhgb have you found'm yet? Is anybody even from-- And by the way, I respect Conservative and... Liberal points of view [in the press?] Anybody found that plane? What in God's name are we doing? Look at how it makes us look around the world!"

W h a t

What even is the context for this?

 

[tehpope]

Uh Joe. What do you know that we don't? Umm what was the lead up to this? Did this outburst literally come out of no where?

 

[Secret Asshole]

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"And now-- Have you guys found that plane-load of people in uniforms, and weapons, and flyin' around? Ebhgb have you found'm yet? Is anybody even from-- And by the way, I respect Conservative and... Liberal points of view [in the press?] Anybody found that plane? What in God's name are we doing? Look at how it makes us look around the world!"

W h a t

What the fuck is he talking about? He's fucking delirious. Holy shit. He's incomprehensible.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What the fuck is he talking about? He's fucking delirious. Holy shit. He's incomprehensible.

Is he talking about that Flight that vanished that CNN was absolutely obsessed with a few years ago?

 

[It's HK-47]

Is he talking about that Flight that vanished that CNN was absolutely obsessed with a few years ago?

Actually it's from about 23 minutes and 30 seconds deep into this video. Some ball of lard asked him about Q-Anon and Biden just... Started talking about planes. There wasn't a follow-up to that train of thought, he just talked about a plane and kept on rambling.

 

[Jub-Jub]

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"And now-- Have you guys found that plane-load of people in uniforms, and weapons, and flyin' around? Ebhgb have you found'm yet? Is anybody even from-- And by the way, I respect Conservative and... Liberal points of view [in the press?] Anybody found that plane? What in God's name are we doing? Look at how it makes us look around the world!"

W h a t

I'm guessing it's this. Trump pointing out the very obvious fact that there are a lot on non local antifa flying / bussing into areas in order to riot.

 

[Leibowitz]

Actually it's from about 23 minutes and 30 seconds deep into this video. Some ball of lard asked him about Q-Anon and Biden just... Started talking about planes. There wasn't a follow-up to that train of thought, he just talked about a plane and kept on rambling.

I'm guessing its a reference to Trump talking about antifa flying cross-country for protests?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Actually it's from about 23 minutes deep into this video. Some ball of lard asked him about Q-Anon and Biden just... Started talking about planes. There wasn't a follow-up to that train of thought, he just talked about a plane and kept on rambling.

Isn't a sign of dementia being confused about when it is? Like the ONLY logical explanation I can think of for what he said was that in the time it took The Reporter to ask his question..Joe's mind wandered off back to 2014 (Holy shit was the 370 flight THAT LONG AGO?)

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I think the plane thing is in reference to when Trump said there are reports of antifa faggots getting on flights to cities where they then riot. It's definitely 100% true, since why the fuck wouldn't it be? They've got untold money sitting in "prisoner bail funds" and nothing but time. Even beanie man said he's definitely come across them before. Biden is a real low life piece of shit for trying to gaslight America. He won't even mention the word antifa. What a fucking joke.

 

[Kane Lives]

Actually it's from about 23 minutes and 30 seconds deep into this video. Some ball of lard asked him about Q-Anon and Biden just... Started talking about planes. There wasn't a follow-up to that train of thought, he just talked about a plane and kept on rambling.

With context, it looks like he's talking about QAnon's beliefs about a plane(?). Something? It's very hard to follow this train of thought even with context, ngl.

 

[It's HK-47]

Isn't a sign of dementia being confused about when it is? Like the ONLY logical explanation I can think of for what he said was that in the time it took The Reporter to ask his question..Joe's mind wandered off back to 2014 (Holy shit was the 370 flight THAT LONG AGO?)

Now, I can't in good conscience recommend that anyone sit through an entire speech that Biden gives because it's a good way to lose your mind, especially if you're trying to transcribe it, but the one thing I've definitely noticed is that he goes on some sort of political auto-pilot a lot. Many of the phrases he'll spit out are clearly rehearsed and he's said them so many times throughout his life that they always come out with the exact same inflection and tempo, like "What in God's name are we doing?"

He injects a ton of these things into his speeches and it comes off feeling like you're watching someone just list off a bunch of random, politically-charged quotes that have no bearing whatsoever to the conversation or the question. It's not even "canned, political speak" to try and dance around a question, it's like his brain is just pulling random phrases out of a hat and throwing them at the wall. It's like his brain still knows what to say and how to be political, but it's not coherent enough to understand when these practiced phrases are even appropriate anymore, and he's doing it more and more frequently.

If they can manage to keep him on a script he's more-or-less manageable as far as a dementia patient goes--provided that they remove the parts he's not supposed to read-- But when he's off the script he's completely helpless. His brain can mostly manage reading, but it doesn't seem like it can stand on its own without breaking down into directionless gibberish. Just compare how he talks around the first half of the video with how he answers any of the questions at the end. He acts completely different.

Anyways, 18:55 is another great part of that video. "The bottom-line Mister President: Do your job. Get off your gaulk course and out of the sand bunker." And then he does this incredibly weird, grabby motion with his hands.