DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JPG]

In an event that shocked nobody, setting up for another day off due to the super legitimate ear gout.

 

[PieceofShet]

In an event that shocked nobody, setting up for another day off due to the super legitimate ear gout.

I really dont get it. He is soo scummy. Why lie about this? just say you take some day off, no one gives a shit.
Or he does that so he can BEG HARDER later saying he lost money? Super scummy.

 

[MoonRocker]

Ear Infection Saga #2 popped outta nowhere and its inception is completely tied to the income generated by the Vest Streak.

In a typical scammer and dishonest fashion, he is still presenting the “oh-woe-poor-me” image of the dude down on his luck financially. Let’s forget that he’s been granted his bankruptcy and has generated close to $30,000 in 6 months, taking a day off to go celebrate his significant other’s birthday completely rips apart the narrative that he’s still poor, can’t pay his bills, pay for his consoles, upgrade his equipment, buy a new green screen, has to nickel-and-dime everything to stay afloat, has tax issues, could lose his house all the while keeping up the semblance of the Busy Grownup Adult Life. These are all things Phil refuses to retcon and only gives very timid updates about regarding his overall financial outlook. Even if this guy was taking in a $1,000 a day, he’d still be crying poor.

His current cash cow has encased him in a virtual prison that’s completely fucking up the facade he’s built over the last four years: that he needs your money and he’s in dire financial straits. Knowing Phil, he’s too cheap and greedy to ever admit he won’t need the Tips Goal to be met twice a day and even something as innocuous as going on a vacation with his wife has to become a lie to generate pitybux from the Army of Autists that provide him with juicy shekels.

Phil has created a real conundrum for himself now. The Vest Streak has become this massive financial gain that has publicly come to define what DSP and his streams stand for; instead of letting it die naturally, he keeps begging to hit it and siphon a finite amount of tardbux. And it poses the question: how do you keep the Begathons and the “I’m poor give me monies” charades going on when people are publicly seeing you rack out? You can’t and that’s why you lie to take a day/ weekend off so you can spend the money you’ve made while lying about being poor.

 

[DukeMorty]

I think Dave lies about being sick because he doesn't want detractors to call out his BS about having no money but then goes on a vacation. So to get less hate he pretends to be sick so he can say he took the weekend off due to his crippling earache, rather than admitting he was on vacation. His fans would not care if he went on vacation because they would say "Oh, you deserve a break Phil, so no worries, oh here is my disability check for the month." He clearly does it for saving face against detractors who might open his fans eyes to his lies. Afterall if his paypigs start putting the pieces together from detractor videos, they might question why he has money for a vacation but lives paycheck to paycheck.

 

[Fapcop]

Right, but last time he claimed that the liquid antibiotic ear drops completely cured all the "excruciating" pain he was having from an outer ear infection in an hour or two after the very first dose. So he has to keep going with that lie.

Tweet


Phil REE'ing in chat at a Twitch-user for quoting that Tweet. Phil was not streaming, he was sitting on his loveseat reading chat though for some reason.


Me laughing at what a retard he is, and his viewers for being even bigger retards. If your ear is still "massively swollen" like he Tweeted he wouldn't have no pain. The swelling is what causes the pain.

LMAO! Imagine using “crippling pain” and “ear infection” in the same sentence.

 

[tzgnilki]

LMAO! Imagine using “crippling pain” and “ear infection” in the same sentence.

I can't wait for the sad excuses he'll be spinning whenever he decides to be well enough to sit on a couch and tell the entire world about how hard it was to sit on a different couch and watch disney+

should be entertaining

 

[PieceofShet]

2-3am GIN TIME. Im sure he will be up for the AM stream.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The lie only falls apart if someone can document him outside the gout fort on his day off when he is supposed to be not streaming because of ear pain.

 

[Pepper Jack]

God, I can't get past how badly this dummy lies. Forget the waiting for the meds to kick in/he's out of meds lie, "waiting for [them] to kick in"? That's not how antibiotics work you clod. They're not pain killers, you don't put the drops in and magically you're better. How can he plan out a lie for days and still none of it makes sense. The pharmacy didn't call? Why should they? It's not a prescription with repeats, it's antibiotics, once you're done the session you're done. No options to bring them to him? The only time I've seen pharmacies offer that is for senior citizens during covid. You have a fucking ear infection, you're not in a full body cast, you don't need to be waited on hand and foot you invalid.

Also, excrutiating pain that prevents him from streaming? And worse, that prevents him from driving to the pharmacy? Has he never had a non-lie ear infection? It's called an ear ache for a reason. It's not blinding pain. I had chronic ear infections when I was a kid and I cried less about them when I was a literal baby.

For a man whose entire existence is spent lying he sure is bad at it.

Let's not forget that Phil told us on the Thursday day stream- after the ear infection reveal - that he had left over medication that he started using while he waited for the new prescription.

So apparently the old prescription started to work on Thursday so he could stream all day, but it stopped working the next day, which required Phil to get the exact same prescription from another town over in order for his infection to get better.

 

[tzgnilki]

2-3am GIN TIME. Im sure he will be up for the AM stream.



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he really thinks his generic sports jerseys will replace the vest



yoinked from twitter

 

[Colloid]

It never gets old seeing Phil make such a mountain over nothing by lying about it. Nobody would’ve cared if he just admitted that he needed one day off to celebrate Khet’s bday. Hell, most normal workplaces wouldn’t care as long as you told them far enough ahead of time and there’s nothing urgent to do at work. But Phil’s such a cowardly moron that he really can’t stop himself from lying about it anyway. Good job Phil, you played yourself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

2-3am GIN TIME. Im sure he will be up for the AM stream.

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"What do I do?" Play WWE Champions of course.

 

[KD6-3.7]

I’ve never seen anyone whine and bitch about being in pain or being sick as much as this fucking pussy. My mom is a honest-to-god hypochondriac and will run to the doctor over the slightest ache or pain or sniffle, but she still doesn’t approach Phil’s level of whining.

His mom really did a number on him. She definitely coddled and spoiled his ass, probably well into his twenties. I’m sure she waited on him hand and foot like his own personal nurse when he’d get a cold. He CONSTANTLY needs to be comforted, as well as constant reassurance that he means something to people and that they care about him. It’s so pathetic. If Phil ever comes down with something like kidney stones, which can often be some of the worst fucking pain one can experience even with the help of painkillers, he absolutely wouldn’t be able to handle it.

Of course, this is all based on if he really is sick.

 

[KillDeer]

I wonder if making bullshit excuses like his ear infections were among some of the reasons he got laid off/fired from his past jobs. Phil seems like the type of person who would do stuff like this all the time to try and ditch work to sit on his fat lazy ass and play video games.

He got fired from Best Buy for using his employee discount to buy multiple Playstations to "run a street fighter tournament" and even though he got the PS2s, he never ran the tournament.

If he was actually the family man that he claims he is and wants to be he could have said it's Kat's birthday and he is taking an extra day off because he loves her. But he has to lie and make up some weird rotting ear disgusting medical problem as an excuse. He is addicted to lying. Will He even mention Kat's birthday at all on stream?

 

[Pargon]

If he was actually the family man that he claims he is and wants to be he could have said it's Kat's birthday and he is taking an extra day off because he loves her. But he has to lie and make up some weird rotting ear disgusting medical problem as an excuse. He is addicted to lying. Will He even mention Kat's birthday at all on stream?

He likely will months from now when his retarded ass brings up having done something for her birthday to make himself look like a responsible and empathetic human being and definitely not a Red Lectroid from Planet Ten all the while forgetting that he's been living his entire life in the internet for the past decade, much of it whilst being carefully scrutinized by several groups of autists.

Not that this will result in anything different. When he next streams there will be an outpouring of extra financial support for which he will be not at all grateful, and we'll all be back here the same time next year, having this identical discussion because, as we have all learned, Phil, Phil never changes.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

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This one in particular was interesting, as DSP knows first hand that you CAN'T DISPROVE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T TRUE.

Dude that was like a million years ago you fucking mentally ill stalker. Phil has grown and matured since then. He was only in his early thirties, practically a child!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Alternate theory - they're no longer together so he's using this to avoid having to think up a lie about what they did together this weekend.

 

[strandedcastaway]

The most likely explanation for the "ear infection" is that he wants to take off for Kat's birthday and spend some cash, but can't mention it because 1) someone will track where they are going, 2) he's supposed to be poor and is bankrupt, 3) he has to protect his family.

And the fact that this is a near 40-year-old man's behavior tells you all you need to know about Phil.

 

[Forbidden Math]

He got fired from Best Buy for using his employee discount to buy multiple Playstations to "run a street fighter tournament" and even though he got the PS2s, he never ran the tournament.

If he was actually the family man that he claims he is and wants to be he could have said it's Kat's birthday and he is taking an extra day off because he loves her. But he has to lie and make up some weird rotting ear disgusting medical problem as an excuse. He is addicted to lying. Will He even mention Kat's birthday at all on stream?

I just picture a chunk of Renton's populace being unable to get their hands on launch PS2's because DarkScalpyrPhil abused his employee discount to scam children at Christmas (well, okay, their parents, but really it's the same thing). Honestly it's a solid precursor to today where he scams children every Christmas.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I just picture a chunk of Renton's populace being unable to get their hands on launch PS2's because DarkScalpyrPhil abused his employee discount to scam children at Christmas (well, okay, their parents, but really it's the same thing). Honestly it's a solid precursor to today where he scams children every Christmas.

The Gout who Scammed Christmas