Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Wow, she's also not that attractive. I'm starting to think hookers aren't as hot IRL as they are portrayed on TV.

A hooker is just a person that has sex for money. They don't have to look like supermodels, they just need to be attractive enough for your dick to get hard and not go soft when you try to put it in. Not saying that there aren't some pretty ones but for the most part they're plain Janes that just know how to use makeup.

Seriously go to the bunny ranch website and check out the talent. There are no 10's or 9's there. For the most part they're average in terms of looks.

 

[TractorGirl]

I don’t think Russtard would be a back-alley type rapist, but if for some alternate-universe reason he managed to woo(hoo-hoo) some poor woman, donned his best drooly suit, gave her the best $3 bunch of flowers and took her out for dinner, she now owes him sex. So he invites her back to his place to listen to his plight anthems, if she fell asleep on the couch or bed I absolutely think he’d try to “help himself” to his “owed wooing rewards.”

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I don’t think Russtard would be a back-alley type rapist, but if for some alternate-universe reason he managed to woo(hoo-hoo) some poor woman, donned his best drooly suit, gave her the best $3 bunch of flowers and took her out for dinner, she now owes him sex. So he invites her back to his place to listen to his plight anthems, if she fell asleep on the couch or bed I absolutely think he’d try to “help himself” to his “owed wooing rewards.”

You know for a fact he would take a couple selfies with her sleeping form to show what a stud he is and how he managed to bag a hot babe and how he wore her out sexually. Then try to feel her up and if she didn't wake up he'd try to rape her because why not?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Seriously go to the bunny ranch website and check out the talent. There are no 10's or 9's there. For the most part they're average in terms of looks.

And the Bunny Ranch girls are absolute cream of the crop, top tier when it comes to Nevada brothels.

Plus most of the prettiest ones suddenly drop about 4 points when they post regular IG selfies or a video. Most of what you see on their profiles is carefully posed, lighted, and edited.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And the Bunny Ranch girls are absolute cream of the crop, top tier when it comes to Nevada brothels.

Plus most of the prettiest ones suddenly drop about 4 points when they post regular IG selfies or a video. Most of what you see on their profiles is carefully posed, lighted, and edited.

If they're considered "top tier" then I shudder to think what the less pretty ones look like.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Russ would never get laid if sex workers could choose their own clients and were allowed to maintain an online list of problem clients (Russ would have gigantic red flag on his file).

Oh I'm sure he would. There's always going to be a prostitute wanting extra money (even if it comes from the slobbering goblin), if only one time and ditching him forever afterwards.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Oh I'm sure he would. There's always going to be a prostitute wanting extra money (even if it comes from the slobbering goblin), if only one time and ditching him forever afterwards.

Yeah but only the really desperate ones or the ones that figure he's a two pump chump and figure it's an easy way to make money. But Russhole only wants 9's and 10's to show what a studly guy he is.

 

[Crispeacock]

I can well imagine Gristle cums early into his pants and suit the l;ittle fuck goblin

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I can well imagine Gristle cums early into his pants and suit the l;ittle fuck goblin

You're imagination is horrifying.

I would hope, for the hooker's sake, be a two pump quit guy. If he has sexual anxiety that makes him takes a long time to achieve an orgasm, then the hooker should receive a purple heart.

 

[The Dude]

Russ imagines brothel workers are 9 or 10s because that's what he can afford. If he suddenly came into a lot of money, he'd be all over the expensive escorts that charge $1000/hr to start with. Before FOSTA, I did some websites for that level of escort, and they wouldn't be caught dead in a brothel. I think sex work should be decriminalized so that the sex workers can set their own fees and arrange their own working conditions. Remember when Russ ran down the clock on the one girl at Olive Garden? Hof took her money after Russ lied and said she ripped him off. That wouldn't happen if she was freelance. Hof was a horrible monster. The brothel system is for the benefit of the brothel owners, not the sex workers. Russ would never get laid if sex workers could choose their own clients and were allowed to maintain an online list of problem clients (Russ would have gigantic red flag on his file).

The girls that work at the brothels are more like contractors than employees. They can turn down clients if they feel uncomfortable about the interaction. When he went to the Reno brothels the last time he bounced around three different brothels in the cul de sac because he was having a difficult time finding anyone who would take him on as a client (partly because he had a laughably small amount of money, partly because everyone knew his reputation). It's not like they're forced to accept every swinging dick who comes through the door. Of course, most Johns tend to have better manners and personalities than Russell Greer. Hof was pretty shitty to the girls, so hopefully the new owner treats them better than he did. I think I remember it being a woman now, but it's been a while, and that's no guarantee that they'll treat their contractors better. Of course, that's assuming they're not all shut down due to the ChiCom Coof.

 

[Fapcop]

You're imagination is horrifying.

I would hope, for the hooker's sake, be a two pump quit guy. If he has sexual anxiety that makes him takes a long time to achieve an orgasm, then the hooker should receive a purple heart.

I believe I read that Russell is on SSRIs.

A common side effect of those is sexual dysfunction. Specifically, difficulties climaxing/ejaculating.

Which means that it is likely that he was pumping his studly dick into that woman for 30-40 minutes.

Yes, I know.... Horrifying.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I can well imagine Gristle cums early into his pants and suit the l;ittle fuck goblin

He just might take viagra to show that bitch a lesson for being too sexy.

 

[DuckSucker]

That's true but the other side effect of SSRIs is that it kills your libido altogether. Doesnt mean you cant force it up but its not the same as a normal dude's, its more like a half-chub and its easy to go soft.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Says the guy who has treated LinkedIn (and every other site he's joined) as a means to proposition women.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Didn't he hit on that lawyer via LinkedIn?

 

[The Dude]

Didn't he hit on that lawyer via LinkedIn?

Rules are for other lesser people, not Russell "The Face (tm)" Greer. He's an amazing, studly, talented, inspiring, disabled paralegal/songwriter/screenwriter/musician/janitor.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

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Says the guy who has treated LinkedIn (and every other site he's joined) as a means to proposition women.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That's true but the other side effect of SSRIs is that it kills your libido altogether. Doesnt mean you cant force it up but its not the same as a normal dude's, its more like a half-chub and its easy to go soft.

Probably is on Viagra or Cialis to counteract it. The premium he puts on sex means that he'll do anything he can to get it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I thought he quit taking his meds because they made him feel "not himself" or something similar.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I thought he quit taking his meds because they made him feel "not himself" or something similar.

Yeah a lot of people do that, stop taking their meds because they don't "feel like themselves". Which just tells you that they're working. The person they're feeling at that moment is more or less who they're supposed to be and the one they are when not on the meds is the broken personality.

Or, he could just go and speak to his doctor to get something else. But no. It's easier to just go off the meds.