US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[tehpope]

They will dose him with whatever they need to to make sure he does not suffer a complete mental breakdown on the debate stage. They will install a drug pump that alternates between Xanax and Ritalin and other stimulants. When Joe is starting to ramble and go off topic, they'll hit him with a stim. When he gets angry and is about to shout gibberish, they'll hit him with the Xanax.

He will also have an earpiece disguised as a hearing aid and he will have his voice repeat in his ear what to say thanks to voice synthesizers, so he won't forget and name the handler who is speaking to him.

If he gets in office, he's going to get smothered by a pillow in his first three weeks.

I can't wait for Biden to OD on stage. Maybe he'll die. What a shitty way to die. Not surrounded by family and friends in private. But on the global stage, pumped full of drugs by the political party you're a part of.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Man if Biden actually does a live debate with Trump I will have to eat my hat.

You better eat that hat if it happens. Although having ourselves a @Techpriest 2.0 punching bag wouldn't hurt.

Watch through Brave instead niggas. Inbuilt adblocker, plus you can browse Kiwifarms in a separate tab if you only need the audio.

Oh that can still be done through mobile? Not a fan of YouTube on mobile anyway, but I dig the pop-out video of the app which is why I only tolerate it unlike the unskippable ads.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

I can't wait for Biden to OD on stage. Maybe he'll die. What a shitty way to die. Not surrounded by family and friends in private. But on the global stage, pumped full of drugs by the political party you're a part of.

If I interpret this loosely enough, isn't that exactly what happened to George Floyd?

OD'd on the ground while people breathlessly filmed his death, full of fentanyl that Democrats (Obama) allowed to flood the country via China taking advantage of bad trade deals and imbecile politicians.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I could see him actually winning if he would say that.

He'd increase his share of the vote among A&N posters, that's for sure.

 

[Someone Awful]

I'm not sure if this has been discussed in this thread, but has anyone taken a look at a Biden rally and tried to compare viewership to a Trump rally? Obviously, it wouldn't be as high, but just for comparison.

Also, after how dismal Biden did at visiting Kenosha, yeah that county is turning even redder. If Wisconsin stays red, you can think Kyle for that.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Like I've been saying, wait for the Pence vs. Harris debates, not the ones the media will do anything to cover up for no matter how horrible Biden's performance is. I think people are underestimating how much of a game changer the VP debate might be.

Well, Harris will be the one who will be president, so yeah, it might be. The DNC always wanted Harris. She just ran a campaign so bad it put Hilary to shame and they couldn't manipulate shit without making it obvious.

Biden having dementia is pretty much A++ in their book. They want the shitty fucking prosecutor to be President and always have. I guess just what is funny is that nobody likes black women, not even black men.

Last night at the debates, Joe Biden declared that black people in the USA are a: 'Plague of Worthless, uppity Niggers that need to be put back onto the Cotton Plantations."

- Here's our Top 10 Reasons why he's right.

Hispanic and Asian Vote: Secured.

 

[It's HK-47]

I was rummaging through Biden's Twitter feed to try and find something specific earlier, and I couldn't help but notice something: Almost his entire Twitter feed is nothing but Trump. That seems like sort of an obvious statement, they're political enemies so it ought to make sense, but for every time that Donald Trump mentions Joe Biden, Joe's account mentions Trump about 200 more times. For as much as his Twitter handlers love to shit on Trump for tweeting all the time, Joe's account really doesn't do it any less. He might actually tweet more, but I haven't counted.

Almost every single Tweet is about Donald Trump. It's completely crowding out any policies that Biden should be talking about to the point where it's not even clear what his policies are supposed to be anymore. His entire campaign has just become "I'm Not Trump." Also that one about Trump not telling his supporters to chill out is bunk. By the time Joe even tweeted that out, Trump had already held a press conference telling his supporters to quit going out there to antagonize the peaceful protestors, not that Joe being late to make a statement shocks anybody.

 

[MidUSA]

Oh that can still be done through mobile? Not a fan of YouTube on mobile anyway, but I dig the pop-out video of the app which is why I only tolerate it unlike the unskippable ads.

Works on mobile too. It's a bit clunkier than using the YouTube app but it's worth it, a thousandfold.

I tolerated the ads too while on mobile, but I don't think I could go back now.

 

[Corn Flakes]

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I was rummaging through Biden's Twitter feed to try and find something specific earlier, and I couldn't help but notice something: Almost his entire Twitter feed is nothing but Trump. That seems like sort of an obvious statement, they're political enemies so it ought to make sense, but for every time that Donald Trump mentions Joe Biden, Joe's account mentions Trump about 200 more times. For as much as his Twitter handlers love to shit on Trump for tweeting all the time, Joe's account really doesn't do it any less. He might actually tweet more, but I haven't counted.

Almost every single Tweet is about Donald Trump. It's completely crowding out any policies that Biden should be talking about to the point where it's not even clear what his policies are supposed to be anymore. His entire campaign has just become "I'm Not Trump." Also that one about Trump not telling his supporters to chill out is bunk. By the time Joe even tweeted that out, Trump had already held a press conference telling his supporters to quit going out there to antagonize the peaceful protestors, not that Joe being late to make a statement shocks anybody.

The DNC's entire platform is "WE'RE NOT TRUMP", so none of this is surprising.

 

[Someone Awful]

Well, Harris will be the one who will be president, so yeah, it might be. The DNC always wanted Harris. She just ran a campaign so bad it put Hilary to shame and they couldn't manipulate shit without making it obvious.

Biden having dementia is pretty much A++ in their book. They want the shitty fucking prosecutor to be President and always have. I guess just what is funny is that nobody likes black women, not even black men.

Speaking of shitty campaigns, when asked if people were ready for her, people told her "No".

I'm shocked the media has not memory-holed this video yet. If anyone working with Trump's campaign is out there, you might want to use this in an attack ad to show how much of an unlikable cunt she is.

Edit: When YouTube baleets this video, here it is below,

 

[Secret Asshole]

The DNC's entire platform is "WE'RE NOT TRUMP", so none of this is surprising.

That worked so well for John Kerry....oh wait, it didn't.

Speaking of shitty campaigns, when asked if people were ready for her, people told her "No".

I'm shocked the media has not memory-holed this video yet. If anyone working with Trump's campaign is out there, you might want to use this in an attack ad to show how much of an unlikable cunt she is.

Edit: When YouTube baleets this video, here it is below,
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Harris is a fucking prosecutor. It is insane to me that they think black people are such sheep they could hire a prosecutor that put tons of black people away and secure the black vote because she is black. She is so unlikable, it hurts. They really are racist, because they think that once people see black skin, it doesn't matter, they'll vote for that. No fucking wonder they're pushing a racial divide. They want the blacks to hate whites so much that they lose their minds and basically permanently secure that vote no matter what. And since their white progtard base will gladly love black people even if they are brutally and violently raped by them, victims of crime by them, that they'll never turn.

They basically want a race war so they can throw in whatever candidate they want and just slip by on skin color alone.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

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I was rummaging through Biden's Twitter feed to try and find something specific earlier, and I couldn't help but notice something: Almost his entire Twitter feed is nothing but Trump. That seems like sort of an obvious statement, they're political enemies so it ought to make sense, but for every time that Donald Trump mentions Joe Biden, Joe's account mentions Trump about 200 more times. For as much as his Twitter handlers love to shit on Trump for tweeting all the time, Joe's account really doesn't do it any less. He might actually tweet more, but I haven't counted.

Almost every single Tweet is about Donald Trump. It's completely crowding out any policies that Biden should be talking about to the point where it's not even clear what his policies are supposed to be anymore. His entire campaign has just become "I'm Not Trump." Also that one about Trump not telling his supporters to chill out is bunk. By the time Joe even tweeted that out, Trump had already held a press conference telling his supporters to quit going out there to antagonize the peaceful protestors, not that Joe being late to make a statement shocks anybody.

There is a simple rule in marketing: dont make the audience more familiar with your opponent then yourself.

Biden's campaign has utterly failed in this endeavor. Someone who lives under a rock would read this tweet thread and wouldn't be able to name biden nor anything about his platform.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Harris is a fucking prosecutor. It is insane to me that they think black people are such sheep they could hire a prosecutor that put tons of black people away and secure the black vote because she is black. She is so unlikable, it hurts. They really are racist, because they think that once people see black skin, it doesn't matter, they'll vote for that. No fucking wonder they're pushing a racial divide. They want the blacks to hate whites so much that they lose their minds and basically permanently secure that vote no matter what. And since their white progtard base will gladly love black people even if they are brutally and violently raped by them, victims of crime by them, that they'll never turn.

They basically want a race war so they can throw in whatever candidate they want and just slip by on skin color alone.

I wonder what the result would be in Obama v. McCain if the parties were swapped?

I know that LBJ quote is debatable, but would black people still vote Dem?

 

[tehpope]

Harris is a fucking prosecutor. It is insane to me that they think black people are such sheep they could hire a prosecutor that put tons of black people away and secure the black vote because she is black.

She's not even fucking black. She's Indian/Jamaican. If she was anyone else, black people would tell her she's not black. At best, she's appropriating their culture. At worst, they'd tell her "curry eating ass" to go back to india.

 

[Secret Asshole]

She's not even fucking black. She's Indian/Jamaican. If she was anyone else, black people would tell her she's not black. At best, she's appropriating their culture. At worst, they'd tell her "curry eating ass" to go back to india.

lol even fucking worse.

God the DNC is such a disaster.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=182NfOr6s-c

Youtube-dl-gui won't pull this video for some reason

Chinese media used to make a lot of jokes about how Obama was a rookie compared to Trump just a few years ago. It’ll be interesting what the denizens of the Chinese government have to say about a man who, in this video, is looking slightly younger in his old age.

 

[tehpope]

lol even fucking worse.

God the DNC is such a disaster.

The AP posted an article in 2016 when Copmala won her senate seat and said she was indian-american. Then when she won the VP nomination, they called her black. Someone posted a screencap of those headlines weeks ago.

I guess that's the modus operandi for the left. Find the most vaguest brown person, build them up in the party, run them for office, and then call them any race you want. If someone criticizes them, call them racist for being X-phobic.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Yes, indeed. The party that accuses everybody else of racism seemingly thinks all brown people are the same.

And they wonder why they're having to spend millions defrauding mail-in ballots.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Y'all niggas need YouTube Vanced.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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Righties understand the Left, but reject them.
Lefties have no fucking idea what the Righties believe.

You’re closer to the truth than you realize. Most on the Right, outside of the deepest Christian Conservative groups (who are a significantly smaller portion of the Right than the left would have you believe.) Have stared leftist ideology head on and rejected it. They’ve closely examined what the left is offering. Read up on it. And walked away based on the lack of merits. Most on the Left have never actually encountered real Conservative thoughts and ideas. They’ve been issolated and blocked from them at every point of education. One of the more fascinating moments during the great stupidity that was #gamergate, was seeing a bunch of young leftist gamers reaction to some writings by Thomas Sowell. It blew their minds. Sowell is probably the most distinguished and respected conservative philosopher alive today. A black man who grew up in poverty. They had never been given the chance to hear him or read his works.