US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Joe said mask mandates, then people balked, then he said he wouldn't do a nationwide mask mandate a week or two ago, and now what is the campaign saying on the internet? Nationwide mask mandate. These guys can't keep a story straight for 2 months. 2, 3 weeks from now, watch 'em say, "Mask mandate? I never said nothing about no stinkin' mask mandate?!"
 
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Clint Westwood said:
Is it not the 10th Amendment that it would infringe?
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Well, nevermind me, I suck cocks. I was looking at the walked-back version of his claims, the ones where he said he'd "strongly suggest" instead of actively implementing a mandate. Which is not the same thing, technically, but has the same intention.
 
Someone Awful said:
I'd have to see if he streamed somewhere else but that's including all numbers, not just live stream. Which is, needless to say, pretty sad. When was the last time someone tried to track live stream numbers? The fact I can't answer that question for Biden says everything.
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I had a hard time finding where he streams but his facebook numbers look better:
 
Hyrip123876 said:
Is there a reason why political parties fast-lane these literal blow-ins over what I assume ought to be thousands of equally eligible minorities with authentically American backgrounds? Surely it'd be less effort to sell a black woman as VP who grew up in Chicago or LA than to outright fabricate said history after the fact?
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Because those people won't play ball like Kamala will.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
For all the disdain the leftist media puts on Pence, they often miss something obvious. He is a nearly perfect VP, and VP candidate. He is ”Safety” personified. Should anything unexpected happen Pence will be a safe hand on the tiller of state. No deeply concerning policies or positions of his own. Broadly respected in government. Completely scandal free. And not prone to rash actions. Nobody can picture Pence Cackling madly while dropping puppies into boiling oil. Your brain just won’t grab hold of the image. Pence is a near perfect “Spare Tire”
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They've already convinced themselves he'd burn the puppies at the stake because sniffing butts is gay.
 
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tehpope said:
She's not even fucking black. She's Indian/Jamaican. If she was anyone else, black people would tell her she's not black. At best, she's appropriating their culture. At worst, they'd tell her "curry eating ass" to go back to india.
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blacks dont see her as black, not just for the locking up black people thing but also the she was sworn into senate with the indian caucus thus didnt identify as black until it was politically expedient.
 
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Basil II said:
why is she talking like wings of redemption
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Someone Awful said:
Speaking of shitty campaigns, when asked if people were ready for her, people told her "No".

I'm shocked the media has not memory-holed this video yet. If anyone working with Trump's campaign is out there, you might want to use this in an attack ad to show how much of an unlikable cunt she is.

Edit: When YouTube baleets this video, here it is below,
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Please clap
 
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Kiwi FBI Liason said:
So, wait, if nobody but the political junky class watch Biden speeches, how much exposure has the average burger had to Joe this year outside ads?

Are 30 million Americans going to tune into the debate without any clue what to expect and end up horrified?
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Honestly for those that don't swallow the MSNPC Cool Aid? Their only exposure to Biden has been via Internet Meme's. Even for those who do Swallow the MSNPC crap, they've barely seen him. They see a lot of people talking about him. But they are careful to not show him much at all. So his gaf's, blunders and neurological system blue screens get amplified 1000x more than anything showing him acting normally.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
For all the disdain the leftist media puts on Pence, they often miss something obvious. He is a nearly perfect VP, and VP candidate. He is ”Safety” personified. Should anything unexpected happen Pence will be a safe hand on the tiller of state. No deeply concerning policies or positions of his own. Broadly respected in government. Completely scandal free. And not prone to rash actions. Nobody can picture Pence Cackling madly while dropping puppies into boiling oil. Your brain just won’t grab hold of the image. Pence is a near perfect “Spare Tire”
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After Trump's done his two terms (Fingers crossed), a first time Republican candidate might want to look in to Pence as his VP? VP's have no term limits, and as you said he's the personification of safe. He would provide credibility to the new candidate, if you respect Trump's presidency, and for all intents and purposes he has been a solid VP.
 
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After Trump's done his two terms (Fingers crossed), a first time Republican candidate might want to look in to Pence as his VP? VP's have no term limits, and as you said he's the personification of safe. He would provide credibility to the new candidate, if you respect Trump's presidency, and for all intents and purposes he has been a solid VP.
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I fully expect to live to see President Pence be sworn in sometime in the next 20 years.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
They will dose him with whatever they need to to make sure he does not suffer a complete mental breakdown on the debate stage. They will install a drug pump that alternates between Xanax and Ritalin and other stimulants. When Joe is starting to ramble and go off topic, they'll hit him with a stim. When he gets angry and is about to shout gibberish, they'll hit him with the Xanax.

He will also have an earpiece disguised as a hearing aid and he will have his voice repeat in his ear what to say thanks to voice synthesizers, so he won't forget and name the handler who is speaking to him.

If he gets in office, he's going to get smothered by a pillow in his first three weeks.
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They'd better hope that hearing aid has good sound quality.

Handler: "President Trump, are you defending your administration's decision to designate an overwhelmingly peaceful protest movement as terrorist?"
Biden: "President Trump, are you adrift in your mission to imprison a delegate and intermingling of jokers moving Minneapolis?"
Trump: "What?"
Biden: "Oh shit, shut up, wait, stop talking."
Moderator: "Uh excuse me, Vice President Biden..."
Biden: "Be quiet! Shit, shit, shit! You're fucking everything up! Just stand there! Don't say anything. Shit! Stop repeating everything I say! Goddamn it! Oh fuck, we are so fucked, send the Secret Service out there! Grab him, say it's a medical problem, whatever, get him off the goddamn stage!"

Drug cocktails can only go so far. He's old, frail and his mind is going, which puts him in a way worse position than Hillary in 2016. She was drug-fueled but at least she still had her mental faculties. If they're mixing uppers and downers they're walking him down a tightrope, the slightest mistake could cause him to go berserk on camera or have a stroke.

Someone with his frail constitution also needs long breaks to recover after getting doped up for an event. Remember when Joe was going to take 10 days off? Then they decided he had to visit Kenosha and he sounded like death and had a big IV bruise on his hand. If he disappears for a drug holiday, Trump needs to hammer the "Where's Joe?" message.
 
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