🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Also i think Gator had a Bitwave channel for a bit
How would you react if you saw someone wearing a Gator shirt in passing on the street?
I once laughed at a person because of their name, i would most likely do the same and then embarrass them by playing gator quotes ( i should mention i am not a "tough guy" but if i find something funny i will laugh at it)

One more thing, anyone have Vickers facebook link?

Vickers i dont want to dox you but i think it may lead to something fruitful (i am hoping i does)
 
I once laughed at a person because of their name, i would most likely do the same and then embarrass them by playing gator quotes ( i should mention i am not a "tough guy" but if i find something funny i will laugh at it)

Just greet him with a nasally "How's it going, buddy?".
 
Not too sure if this has been posted but Gator has a merch store, that's pretty much what he has available at the moment
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good to know they come in a large
 
Tell me Gaytor, does this scenario apply to Ralph, Faith and the ex she was fapping for and sending nudes to from Ethan's crackshack?

Nah that was some weird fake internet relationship.

Now think about how likely it is that Nora was spending every night on her lonesome while her husband was literally an ocean away.
 
What parodies should I write about the Gunt?


Everybody wants to groom young girls (parody of everybody wants to rule the World)

I'm going to groom you up (Parody of never gonna give you up)

What is Gunt (Parody of What is Love)

Tearing up my Gunt (parody of tearing up my Gunt)
i want to see Everybody wants to groom young girls (parody of everybody wants to rule the World)
 
Tearing up my gunt when I'm with you
but when we are apart, my gunts here too
and no matter what I do I feel the same
and it's nawt truuuuuuee

I actually had "It's Nawt Trueeeeeee" for the ending but it went like this

"Tearing up my gunt with you
My Guests have a thing for hating Jews
No matter how many alogs im going to date you
Even though my Feelings ain't Truuuuuueeee!!"
 
What parodies should I write about the Gunt?


Everybody wants to groom young girls (parody of everybody wants to rule the World)

I'm going to groom you up (Parody of never gonna give you up)

What is Gunt (Parody of What is Love)

Tearing up my Gunt (parody of tearing up my Gunt)

Ralph likes Three Six Mafia, and there are plenty of rap instrumentals/recreations of which you (or somebody else) could rap over convincingly. Rapping is easier than singing. The song also mentions "corn", so there's that.

Iunno.
 
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i want to see Everybody wants to groom young girls (parody of everybody wants to rule the World)

Consider it done.


Ralph likes Three Six Mafia, and there are plenty of rap instrumentals/recreations of which you (or somebody else) could rap over convincingly. Rapping is easier than singing. The song also mentions "corn", so there's that.

Iunno.

I'll check into it...but im very interested in doing a song about the Future guntlings that Ralph is having.

All the Guntlings.
 
lol gator is fucked if anyone finds his store
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wtf I love gator now.
i just thought the idiocy was funny and mirrored that TRS sperg doxing himself via work anecdotes and expecting to be allowed to treat patients still
I dont think gator is related to TRS, is he? And for the record, I would rather have gator be my nurse than someone like that customer. If you know what I mean...
 
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