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He made 6 or so tweets, they're linked.

highlight is the pig saying he will add 3 vest goal streaks if they hit $300 on the day stream tomorrow, he deserves to not work but make all the money he would've in his mind
I love how it's presented as his FANS were the ones who missed days of work, not him. His streams really are just daily pity parties until his metaphorical guitar-case on the ground is filled with the arbitrary amount of money. He should just give his whales what they want and stream Minecraft and Pokemon all day.
 
#SaveThePig

Similar number I've seen before. How odd!

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#SaveThePig

Similar number I've seen before. How odd!

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This is amazing. He clearly self-diagnosed this, googled the cost of this surgery, and is now fear-mongering with it. If this worries you so much, maybe cut the gacha spending and get a better health insurance plan. He could hypothetically develop cancer one day. Should we also pre-emptively fundraise for the chemo? Maybe if it never happens, some of that money could get redirected to a green screen? Sounds good.

I'm also curious what precautions he is referencing that will prevent ear infections in the future. We already heard he switched out the headphone pads. Is this it? Is this finally the event that will cause Phil to, temporarily, start showering more than once a week? Or just buy a new cloth for his transient gas station whore wipe-downs?

I hope Kat takes some time on her birthday to reflect on what a lucky lady she is.
 
#SaveThePig

Similar number I've seen before. How odd!

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Dave, even though you're just lying to your retards so you don't have to work, you should be smart enough to know that you're also lying to a group of autists who have nothing better to do than analyze your every move and tweet. We can google shit too and a ruptured ear drum requires weeks to recover and unless it's serious, it won't require surgery. But we know you went straight to surgery because it costs a lot of money and you needed a way to cry poor despite having the vest streak going on.

If his "ear drum" carries on into Wednesday, then this will be his new way of wrangling money out of tards. "I need money for the surgery for my ear drum"......he'll say while having his headphones still on both ears. The only way this shit would've been able to happen is something we've been saying for years: Phil has terrible hygiene and his nasty ass headphones caused an infection to rupture his ear drum.

So, congrats Phil! You lied yourself into another corner for us to laugh at you: If you fight on the hill about your ear drum, then we'll laugh about how disgusting you are and if you don't, then we'll still laugh at you for being so bad at lying, that even Pinocchio is less obvious when he lies than you are.
 
#SaveThePig

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Uhg, this fucking cunt. You have Health Insurance Phil! Is your deductible $18,000? Then that's your own fault for choosing such a retarded plan, so stop whining like a fagot about something you did to yourself. You're either too stupid to select health insurance or too stupid to have any idea how health insurance works.
 
A ruptured eardrum would involve mucus-like substances coming out of your ear along with blood. Knowing the pig, if either had happened, there would have been an entire Twitter dissertation dedicated to moaning and bitching about having disgusting shit coming out of his ears. Phil is just a gigantic pussy and a hypochondriac. He literally had a mild ear infection and is milking it for all he can... as demonstrated by explicitly trying to hit three Vest Streaks in one day. The pig’s greed is just this supermassive black hole that just sucks entire solar systems out of existence. He literally still finds time to beg in between excruciating ear problems.

Back during my drug addict days, I lost hearing in my left ear once because I hadn’t cleaned my ears in fucking months while playing games with headphones in a room without AC for the majority of the day and the amount of wax build up was so massive, I attempted to clean it with some CVS solution that just accumulated the buildup in the middle of my ear. I went to the hospital where they cleaned my ears out and informed me that to avoid turning it into an eventual infection, I should stop being a disgusting slob and clean my ears regularly.

I attribute the pig’s intermittent ear infections to his disgusting hygiene. He doesn’t shower everyday, sits in a sweaty ass office for upwards of 6 hours a day with leather-strapped headphones. On top of it, his hair and overall body are covered with grease. He doesn’t have a ruptured eardrum and is just attempting to maximize the shekels he’s gonna get from his ‘Tard Army.
 
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Chargebacks, ear surgery, multi streak goals on a single stream (what). Dsp is really hitting new lows recently.
Hahaha. First off great beg for pity bux here with a side of victim card flavored with DA TROLLS.

Secondly who gives a fuck if his PayPal if is in the Red, this guy instant withdraws from it into his bank account probably after every stream.
 
Chargebacks, ear surgery, multi streak goals on a single stream (what). Dsp is really hitting new lows recently.
His Paypal is in the negative because he pulls the money out of his Paypal daily, possibly after every stream. It is not clear why he does this, particularly since he no longer has as many bills to pay, but it might be to guarantee that the money ends up in his account so he feels like he won in cases like this. Either way this 'in the negative' meme is phrased this way to sound far worse than what it actually is. If he left a float of $200 in there, he'd never notice these probably insubstantial chargebacks.

He is really throwing everything at the victim wall today. Except for the taxes, those are in the back pocket for Christmas. He must have underestimated the hold the greed has on him - he really wants extra money tomorrow for taking these days off. That, or he underestimated how much he was going to need for this WWE Champions event. Regardless, Pick a reason to pity Phil the Victim and give him money. Money will conveniently solve every problem he has tweeted about, right down to hypothetical and unnecessary eardrum surgery.
 
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