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What if he was refering to Sarah Hammer? iirc she was supposed to spend some time with the Chandlers on Christmas but for some reason she didn't show up. This is Chris we're talking about though, some maybe he really thought Santa would kidnap a poor girl for him.
No Chris was since he was singing this prior

 
From Bob: What are ya some kinda fag now?

From Chris: I’m a tomgirl not some damm hoe-moe

From Bob: Okay I was just asking son, I know your mother doesn’t approve of this but I want you to know that I will love you no matter who you love

From Chris: okay I’m going to go and suck on some penises now

From Bob: Good on ya Chris it takes some real bravery to say that

From Chris: Thank you dad, I will miss you when you are gone

From Bob: wipe those tears from your eyes my son, aslong as your live your life andbe happy my spirit will live on in you, why I heard your types can even adopt now. Think of that someone who never had nobody now has two loving parents, who the hell could see a problem with that.
 
Probably not my fav quote but an underrated one is where he writes that he will cosplay as himself ("talk about self-respect").
 
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"I'd care to comment, but you know what? I'd just prefer to marvel on nature and its revels."-Chris, the Romanticist

"✌Kawaii!!~~✌"-Chris, after smearing a chocolate cake over his bare ass while making fart noises.
 
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Probably already been mentioned, but my favorite thing is when he's trying to be "normal" and still comes across like a total loon. Using common phrases incorrectly, adding "and such," that sort of thing. He talks like an alien trying and failing to mimic human speech. There was one job application he filled out where he mentioned he has "elbow-grease strength" and I don't know why it gets me every time I think about it but it does. Same when he says he will consider moving Mary Lee Walsh up on his "scale of respect." It's just so hilarious the way he can't grasp common language and what is okay to say to other people in an official setting. Autism truly has no off switch :biggrin:
 
Probably already been mentioned, but my favorite thing is when he's trying to be "normal" and still comes across like a total loon. Using common phrases incorrectly, adding "and such," that sort of thing. He talks like an alien trying and failing to mimic human speech. There was one job application he filled out where he mentioned he has "elbow-grease strength" and I don't know why it gets me every time I think about it but it does. Same when he says he will consider moving Mary Lee Walsh up on his "scale of respect." It's just so hilarious the way he can't grasp common language and what is okay to say to other people in an official setting. Autism truly has no off switch :biggrin:
Thats just how you talk in Cwcville you troll
 
I still wonder what was his goal by showing he had sex with a half and half? How in any way would that reinforce his straightness?

I don't think it was to reinforce his straightness. It was to show how cool he is and how he doesn't really hate darkies. That's all.

More recently, I think that 'You frickin'...frickin'...FUCKIN'...HATERS!!!' from the latest TF2 livestream deserves a mention.
 
This one always gets me chuckling:

So... y'all didn't get as much as ya got, ya dang, dirty trolls.”

Where Chris is bragging about the fact that even though the trolls might have gotten hold of his privately distributed DVD, they didn’t get THE DIRECTORS CUT of the DVD and “got less than what they bargained for”.

Ah, good ol’ classic Chris-Chan that just rolled over any troll fuckery with autistic reasoning like that!

It’s from this captain’s log:


Earlier in the video Chris appears to be starting to get a clue:

And I even throw in the question about him ever actually going out to Australia and having his forced way with my past Australian gal pal who died in the Australian brush fires. I mean, there's—if this guy never existed, he never went to Australia.


And I actually question his relation to the bee-yotch troll, Vivian Gee! I question that.


Chris’s high pitched “I QUESTION THAT!” never fails to make me LOL.
 
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