Probably already been mentioned, but my favorite thing is when he's trying to be "normal" and still comes across like a total loon. Using common phrases incorrectly, adding "and such," that sort of thing. He talks like an alien trying and failing to mimic human speech. There was one job application he filled out where he mentioned he has "elbow-grease strength" and I don't know why it gets me every time I think about it but it does. Same when he says he will consider moving Mary Lee Walsh up on his "scale of respect." It's just so hilarious the way he can't grasp common language and what is okay to say to other people in an official setting. Autism truly has no off switch