What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[Dick Ramdass]

"I love dykes! DYKES! CHINA!"

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Why don't you get on your motorcycle, and join your bully brothers at the bar in the desert, and get stung by a scorpion?

or

[4:30 PM] Colin: Hate to break it to you man, but lesbians don't have penises. They're not really a big fan of them either. LOL.
[4:33 PM] Chris: My Lesbian Soul links better to them, and the Ugly Growth is easy to conceal under my skin. And satisfactory a Tribadism is easy with a piercing on my taint where my clit is, city boy.

[4:48 PM] Chris: And your forehead is so bald, the sun could reflect off of it and blind everyone in its shaded brown light; Blinded By Poo Light!

I Actually have a Lesbian Woman Friend who felt Very Much Attracted to Me. I just might email her and ask her out for Pleasant Conversations, and maybe some Tribadism Afterwards.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"We must all pray for Trump's death!"

 

[Beatnik Bartholomew]

"Frickin' frackin' fuckin' haters!"

 

[biledriver]

"I'm cherokee, NOT a vampire!"

 

[Lazy Man]

I have a touch of OCD, from the autism.

 

[NeedWaterAndMilk]

"I recycle my own semen."

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"I recycle my own semen."

And then on the same video: "It's a good idea"

 

[NeedWaterAndMilk]

And then on the same video: "It's a good idea"

so many good ones in it, "yes i do masturbate, im not shamed to admit it"

 

[troon patrol]

"I learned from my mistakes."

 

[Borbie Dahl]

Among which! Or the incessant stress sighing that naturally just comes outta Chris.

 

[Steven Aryan Universe]

"Every page, every word, on the discussion page... is a crook."

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

" This does not even deserve a captain's log introduction.... BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS!!! "

 

[Darksy DePhil]

I miss when Chris used to say "Kick the Autistic"

I always imagine a little Chris being kicked around like a ball in a playground when i read it

 

[troon patrol]

Chris: That whiny, high-pitched, nasally voice of his!

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I miss when Chris used to say "Kick the Autistic"

I always imagine a little Chris being kicked around like a ball in a playground when i read it

Kick the Autistic unironically needs to become a real thing already

 

[NateHiggers88]

"I approached with erect elation"

 

[biozeminadae1]

And, by the way, that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored that is Megan!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

And, by the way, that is not Crystal whose eyes are censored that is Megan!

That he felt the need to censor the eyes so nobody would recognize -anyone- on that barely humanoid crayola-diarrhea always gets me. That, and that he believes that a black rectangle effectively conceals someone's identity.

I often say that Chris is the kind of moron who would genuinely be surprised to find out that Clark Kent was actually Superman.

 

[biozeminadae1]

That he felt the need to censor the eyes so nobody would recognize -anyone- on that barely humanoid crayola-diarrhea always gets me. That, and that he believes that a black rectangle effectively conceals someone's identity.

I often say that Chris is the kind of moron who would genuinely be surprised to find out that Clark Kent was actually Superman.

And why would he even censor it if he's going to reveal the identity anyway? I don't understand why he wants a sister named Crystal. In one of his videos where he plays with some blocks or whatever, he has a daughter also called Crystal. WTF?

And she's like 10 times smarter than her brother, who's a retard or something. What's up with his self-hatred(and hatred of his own sex)?