DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lady Adjani]

Surprised to see his next begathon begin so soon, Dave has been raking in mad cash these last couple of months and hasn't bought anything worthy of note.

 

[Nixxit]

So, let me get this straight: He watched The Greatest Showman, a musical, while supposedly half deaf ?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

#SaveThePig

Similar number I've seen before. How odd!

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Phil is a Google doctor now, I love it. I hope he looks more into it, so we get the "Could be cancer, or a tumor." scare, because the slightest cough on Google is a fucking cancer or tumor.

Also, lmao really mate?





>cost up to
Always go for the absolute highest possible number to beg, why go any lower. This is the 1st result you get.



Knowing this right wanker, he would will fundraise an absurd amount of money for surgery or medical bills. But in reality find some mexican doctor he has a discount coupon for, just so he can pocket 90% of the money in true Wings of Redemption fashion.

 

[gh0stzero]

Knowing this right wanker, he would will fundraise an absurd amount of money for surgery or medical bills. But in reality find some mexican doctor he has a discount coupon for, just so he can pocket 90% of the money in true Wings of Redemption fashion.

And then he'll fundraise for his trip to Mexico.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

"And those idiots on those detractor forums *thumb* keep calling it 'the new saga'. It's not a fucking saga, it's my actual physical health you morons! These people are such low-lifes that they would come up with slander when I was LITERALLY sick!"

A month later.

"I had to lie about taking time off with my wife Kat *thumb* on her birthday for our safety! I never said the detractor forums were wrong, I just said it was stupid detractor nonsense! They'd rather say I should be HONEST ALL THE TIME instead of keeping my family safe. Okay. These people are mentally ill. They're such low-lifes!"

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

#SaveThePig

Similar number I've seen before. How odd!

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Is that enough to unlock the 12-star throbbing manpussy Bobby Heenan card?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

So, will this lead to a 'save the eardrum begathon' or will he pretend it never happened and berate whoever brings it up the way he usually does when people mention something he's trying to memory hole?

 

[tzgnilki]

he wants $18,000 to pay for his honeymoon

 

[LyteSydeByll]

DSP entering his own surgery arc lol
Good thing he saved all the money from his vest streaks now he can afford surgery!


Oh wait nevermind his PayPal is negative after blowing the vest money on WWE champion event over the weekend.

 

[Iron Hamster]

then we'll still laugh at you for being so bad at lying, that even Pinocchio is less obvious when he lies than you are.

I laugh now because he is so shit awful at making up stories.

Chargebacks, ear surgery, multi streak goals on a single stream (what). Dsp is really hitting new lows recently.

Vest streak over yet again. Is he ever going to truly get that sham off the ground?
And Mr.I'mdoingeverythingIcanonmyend, all you have to do is put the money back into the paypal account from your bank account. Non-problem solved. But you know this already.

So he's attempting to recoup 2 days of fucking off plus whatever he alleges the chargeback total is.

 

[Fapcop]

Wonder if Phil goes through with the whole ridiculous “ruptured eardrum surgery” saga, or if he’s only trying to soften up his wheelchairs for his upcoming stream.

As the DMCA saga revealed, there’s a pretty deep reservoir of sympathy bucks for Phil from his regular non-whale viewers.

(He earned hundreds of dollars in small tips just basically sitting and bitching about Twitch.)

A surgery saga would be hilarious, though you know he’d never show any proof because “Datractors!”

 

[strandedcastaway]

I have to admit, at times it's impressive there are enough people who will give hundreds of dollars to a guy working a vest streak angle (where the amount of money raised each day is the total focus and even an idiot can see how much Phil makes each day) AND the "my PayPal is in the negative" angle (so where'd all the vest streak money go?), AND "I'm too sick to work" angle (while constantly tweeting throughout the day, listening to musicals when he can't hear, etc.) all at once. None of it has ever made sense and yet it's continued for months now.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Just a dumb riff on DSP being a Terminator esque begging robot.

Needs a drop shadow, I found it amusing once I deciphered it though.

It's been a few months since Phil mined the "King of Suffering" vein for wheelchairbux, but expanded unemployment benefits have been cut and all the stimulus check monies should have been close to distributed, still he'll double the tips goal on the return stream I bet because Marvel properties have a built in fanbase to draw off, which will help him more than actually having an ear issue yet again.

 

[Freshtodeath]

The eardrum saga is perfect scam cause its something viewers can't actually know if its true. Where did all the money go? i know where it went but let's be honest like where the fuck did it go? Does DSP even have a primary care doctor? He gonna show up out of blue to a new physician and they will see his throat goat and blown ear drum and be like holy shit

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

He's reaching Richard levels of beg at this point. Depending on how you define stealing money from disabled kids, he may already be there. Will end the same way too; DSP will get the surgery, despite it being fixable with warm water and a syringe because he doesn't know basic hygiene, then still not get his hearing back.

It's not a physical condition, his brain isn't developed enough to deal with processing senses while failing at the most simplistic of puzzles. DSP's body shut down the ability to process sound as he never listens to anyone and free a bit of bandwidth. His brain is being throttled.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Worst case scenario DSP has to actually go to doctor and have the wax cleaned from his ear lmao or buy a home kit and squirt liquid in there. If he actually pretends he's getting ear surgery that is nuts but its prob just wax.

 

[Comma]

All these carefully placed tweets, hinting at lost income and unexpected big bills combined with the vest streak/tips goal, all meant to make sure his pay pigs stay conditioned into dumping their allowances/stimulus checks into DSP's PayPal account because he was unable to do his daily routine of reminding people to give him money while streaming. That's some next-level guilt-tripping right there, folks.

On the other hand: can you really blame him? There are people ready to dump stacks of cash into his account at the literal snap of his fingers at any given time.

Because that's the saddest part of it all: the guilt-tripping on Twitter will actually work, and he knows it.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

There's always a new problem just on the horizon with D Scam P. Didn't someone link an article to "Sick systems" or how you always keep people manipulated and under your control earlier? It mentioned how there always needs to be a new problem and constant uncertainty to keep the sick system going. This is exactly what GriftSydePhil is doing now.

 

[Phillybuster]

a ruptured ear drum requires weeks to recover and unless it's serious, it won't require surgery.

He found the excuse for his honeymoon vacation, didn't he. Bruh moment achieved.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Something something

Probably just too drunk