🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I might need a new avatar. Replacing the stale corona with a couple meth crystals and Matt with the Gunt is a good start.
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Yeah, I do.

Up to 11th of Aug, and unfortunately witnessed the NSFL Gunt sex tape. Lol ralph has a tiny peepee, they look like those small Chinese sausages.
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What an absolute fucking sped. Wish I was there to witness this... holy fuck. I'm going to continue reading later, usually I'll be a lazy niggger and ask for a summary... no spoilers this time.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
What parodies should I write about the Gunt?


Everybody wants to groom young girls (parody of everybody wants to rule the World)

I'm going to groom you up (Parody of never gonna give you up)

What is Gunt (Parody of What is Love)

Tearing up my Gunt (parody of tearing up my Gunt)
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None of these. You need to clean your room and wash your benis.
 
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JoseRaulChupacabra said:
Vickers (Matthew or Mama, doesn't matter) vs The Gunt for Knoxville 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Every major IBS Arc should conclude with an autistic attempt at IRL fights, cringe fan meet ups, failed runs at IRL streaming, subsequent fallouts, and further damaged online careers. Then another IBS Cycle can begin.
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Imagine Ralph losing an IRL fight to Mrs V. First he goes to jail trying to fight a female cop, and then loses a fight with his child bride's mother.

 
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SickNastyBastard said:
Why the fuck would anyone larp being an officer?
I swear to fucking christ, none of these fags would last in a grunt unit. They all think the only hardcore dudes go SF/Rangers. None of these dicks have a clue. Infantry is 1% of 1%, that blue chord you get means something.

Nope, its always some Delta Force Operator doing secret squirrel shit.
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Please don't use f word with the Lord's name
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Didn't see it in the last few pages, so here are a few links.

YouTube channels run by Shannon (a lot of content no one ever watches):
The Gator Gamer
GATOR
Gator Time Archives
Bitchute:
The Gator Gamer
Tiwtch has already been posted (and has no content)

Also, checked stuff I'd saved over time and found a tweet saying the exact same thing he said recently about changing 'fields', only this is from when he was trying to distance himself from the show along with Zidan:
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Fat fuck:
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Gator was also (briefly) a semi-regular (co-host?) on Heel Turn I think around the time Richard Spencer took over the show (or right before), I imagine it wasn't for his ice cold takes but because they wanted to take advantage of the fact that he was on a more popular show at the time. Not sure if that content still exists anywhere.

Edit: Forgot to add this screenshot from Shannon's Patreon (archive since he's probably going to edit it as soon as he sees this) which sitting at 12.14$ at the moment:
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The GIFs those are what i needed thank you

Eatmyass1488 said:
Holy delusional. Does Shannon think he can pick up chicks by saying he's a co-host on the Killstream? How often does he mention it IRL?
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I am also curious about his MeetMe profile, i signed up for it yesterday but it seems that profile of his is no longer in use. i really wanted to know what he put down in there

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"Heya hot stuff, you ever hear of a guy called Mister Metokur? Well I've talked to him, like five times."
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Woah Woah slow down there buddy, things are starting to get too hot here, i feel like i am melting here (sorry i really wanted to make that pun)

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Am i the only one who kinda hates gaytor? He unironically makes me MATI sometimes. He's like a little child wearing a tuxedo print shirt, smoking a rolled up paper as a cigare who accidentally stumbled into Bohemian Grove. He is a reddit normie with zero personality, nothing he says is interesting or informative. i don't understand what he is doing in wignat circles.
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I can't say i hate the guy, but i can say i am not a big fan of him. especially when he enables the gunt, i think he is just an awakard 20 something year old trying to find a friend group. if he gets away from the online circle and focuses on himself and his job and education he maybe able to find someone. but the more he stays near the gunt the worse it will be for him. GATOR I KNOW YOU READ THIS GET AWAY FROM THE GUNT AND DO THINGS TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE, YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND THE ANIME WAIFU OF YOUR DREAMS
 
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Exciting news: for those of you who have played "Where's Peasant Ralph?", the expansion pack is out now with ten brand new puzzles. Enjoy!



Where's Pirate Ralph?
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Look at the pictures below and see if you can find him!


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A special word to known lurkers Ethan Ralph and Shannon Gaines: I hope you've enjoyed playing! :gunt: 🐊
 
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One last thing about gator that i want to know but also say, during my search i realised most of his profiles if not all his profiles do not have an email address anywhere on his profiles. No organisation in this day and age will allow you to sign up without an email address or a phone number in most circumstances.
The reason i bring this is up is because like his username i believe gator maybe using the same email address for all his profiles which may link to his real life name if he has submitted any paper work with that email address. If you manage to find his email address you maybe to do a reverse email search and see what sort of fruit it bares

Also from what we know is that his name is meant to be "shanon gaines" but this was given to us by zoom (if i am not mistaken) is this name accurate or could zoom have gotten the name wrong? I am questioning this in case if we have been looking into the wrong areas.

Also does anyone know which state he lives in?
 
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