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[Naamaleipuri]

When I was in high school I was somewhat friendly with a few "EXTREMELY" weeb girls because I also love manga and anime. A few of them were pretty normal but there was this one extremely crazy chick. Now one of my best friends at the time was this really damn good looking guy, like what you'd call a perfect twink. The crazy chick started stalking him and taking photos of us together when we were just hanging out, a few times even out of school. Not only did she spread rumors about us, she honest to god wrote fiction about us and shared it with her friends. Not did she completely ruin my last year of high school (which is why I dropped out, went to work and finished my studies a year later through evening school), but also ruined my damn good friendship with the guy. Because he, quite understandably, blamed me for the whole fiasco.
Even back in the pre-2010s, internet bred some really crazy people.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

One time I laughed once at a Chuck Lorre sitcom, it was mostly because somebody in the room also had a loud ,wet fart during a groaner of a joke.

I'm still ashamed.

 

[AprilRains]

One time I laughed once at a Chuck Lorre sitcom, it was mostly because somebody in the room also had a loud ,wet fart during a groaner of a joke.

I'm still ashamed.

Of all the things you have to be ashamed of, you pick that one.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Of all the things you have to be ashamed of, you pick that one.

Yeah,I was too lazy to leave the room when they put on "The Big Bang theory." Next time I'll clone the remote and put on something proper, like a blank screen.

 

[FuckedUp]

I'm ambidextrous in most things. I was originally left-handed, but was forced to do things with my right hand, so I ended up being able to use both hands with similar skill. While I'm comfortable using either hand for most activities, I tend to prefer one over the other in certain activities since I have more finesse in my right hand, but I can get more strength out of my left hand.

I'm naturally right-handed, but my "other" hand seems to be unusually good. I write with my left hand for "anonymous" feedback forms and it looks like I have dysgraphia, but it's still legible.

 

[Max Doof]

I'm naturally right-handed, but my "other" hand seems to be unusually good. I write with my left hand for "anonymous" feedback forms and it looks like I have dysgraphia, but it's still legible.

From what my parents said I was supposedly left handed but when I was a kid I broke my arm so I was forced to use my right when it was still casted. I don't know how true that is but I tend to believe it since on some occasions my left feels more stable and comfortable doing certain tasks except when writing.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I suck at anything requiring balance. As a kid the balance beam on playground obstacle courses always flummoxed me unless I did it cheatily by going sideways. I didn't learn to ride a bicycle until I was in my twenties. Attempting a tightrope would almost certainly result in me becoming a pink smear on the ground.

 

[Chan Buddhism]

I've never played Oblivion or Morrowind. Managed to play Daggerfall on my phone for a bit, though.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I drunkpost about 75% of the time I'm on this site.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I laugh way more at my stupid photoshoops than I should.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I'm not a morning person. Before 9am is early for me and no matter how many times I wake up to get ready for work, my brain is in slow-mode and my stomach feels "blah".

 

[Ducky!]

I breed exotic fish and used to have piranhas until one broke my arm when I was feeding it

I speak 6 languages too which I suppose is interesting

 

[Mage of Conquest]

I think too much for my own good. Sometimes I think about the more serious topics in life such as why we're here or what is the endless void that is the universe. I love psychology and how the mind of an individual works. Sometimes people come to me and ask for advice, which is a constant concern to me because they'd be better off speaking to a professional than someone who's constantly deep in thought.

And I'm currently struggling with trying to stop myself from thinking. Hell, even through meditation I think about stuff. Is there a medical condition for this? I hope not.

With all that being said, I always apeak before I think.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I remember a lot of my early life in incredible detail but I can't remember recent things like what I just ate a moment ago. For instance my Dad is amazed at the clarity with which I can recall the first time I walked on my own but I am horrified when I try to recall how I drove to work yesterday and somehow can't recall any single step in the process of doing so.

 

[Coffee Druid]

I used to work as a pirate.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm someone that can hold my liquor very well, but weed just completely destroys me, which sucks because I'd like to partake a bit more, but I can't seem to build up a tolerance.

 

[c-no]

I can't stand most types of beer save for one specific type I had back in Ohio. And it's likely all other alcohols will just taste like nail polish of various kinds.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

I'm probably in the top 5 for the most worthless and pathetic faggots to have ever used this site.

 

[felix el gato]

I have an amazing memory. I have my credit cards all memorized so if I’m ever in a pinch (or too lazy to get up and find it), I can just pick it out of my head. It doesn’t take me long either.. I learnt the pokémon rap in like 15 minutes and taught myself ESL (just the alphabet ofc) in an hour.

 

[Crankenstein]

The ending of Care Bears The Movie 2 when the Forever Young song plays makes me cry. I am a grown man and did not see the movie as a child.