Digi's videos have officially turned to corner into becoming entertaining. Digipedo says so many unintentionally hilarious things that you would only really get to laugh at if you follow his lolcow story.
Highlights include:
"It's gotten harder and harder for me to muster up any legitimate anger towards anime, no matter how supposedly bad or even tahxic it may be"
Does anyone call any anime toxic?
"I've been working as a CREATIVE INDUSTRY PROFESSIONAL for 8 years now"
You could've fooled us Digi.
"I understand that having goals like 'I'm gonna create a masterpiece by the time I'm 40' ... is not very likely because you're probably not smart enough to pull it off"
Is Digi experiencing a midlife crisis before he's 30?
I was under the impression that he believed his AssWar series and other videos were masterpieces. Maybe Digi has snapped out of the drug-haze long enough to reflect on how insignificant his content is. The funny thing is, Digi could've been making his "masterpiece" all this time. Nothing was stopping him from working on a huge side project in his spare time while he worked on main channel videos, but he decided to spend that free time making bottom of the barrel vlogs for his side channel, shitty music, (((ironic))) light novels, and putting himself in the aforementioned drug-haze.
"I made the case that you have so little time on Earth to dedicate to consuming media that you will almost certainly miss out on great things if you waste too much time with bullshit"
I don't think you should ever bring up this point again, Digi. According to yourself 15 seconds ago, you have never made anything worthwhile. I think a lot of your subscribers have already caught on to this sage-like wisdom and that's why you get about 10% engagement with your subscribers. It's truly baffling that Digi say this statement while simultaneously shitting out all the content he does,
"I watched this movie with my husband, Digibro, and he immediately identified with the socially-awkward main character as being exactly like himself"
Digitroon sadly did not don a falsetto when mentioning (((her))) (((husband))). Digi continues to call May his husband even though they aren't married which is very funny if a bit pathetic. Of course this statement prompts comments like the one below. The happened to show up as the top comment for me even though it did not have the most likes. Based YouTube?
Funnily enough, the commenter is also a bigger YouTuber. He has 200k subscribers but he's only released 1 video in the last 2 years. Birds of a failure flock together? Also funny that this guy admits to only watching 1 out of 10 Digi videos every few months. This is the level of engagement Digi has with his audience.
Digipedo signs off at the end with a 2 minute list of his current cashgrabs. (patreon, khantent, fiverr, onlyfans)
While I found this video to be pretty funny, all of the funny quotes from Digitroon ended after like 5 minutes.
Hello World Sucks
So he's back to voicing his own scripts??? This nigga is schizo as fuck, Don't do drugs, kids.
The likliehood that both Digi and May have realized that people hate May's narration is unlikely due to Digi's recent
sperging over Twitter. I think they're still rationalizing that May is going to do all of the videos about current anime while Digi is going to do these self-masturbatory videos like this and his "anime director I admire the most" video where he gets to spend a majority of the video talking about himself. I didn't watch the Shirobako video so I don't know if it fits with this.
I also just wanted to throw in that the banner and profile pic that (((digibro))) uses for their onlyfans is so god awful. I get that it's supposed to be "unzipped" but maybe they could've kept your branding consistent as to not confuse anymore of their audience than they already have.
Also does
mean that they only have 80 subscribers on onlyfans? If this is the case then they make $400 a video before onlyfans takes their cut (and before those damn taxes
) assuming that they haven't given out any discounts which we know they have.
