DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Third_World_Detractor]

 

[Fapcop]

How autistic is Phil exactly?

Now I’m not saying that the whole “ear infection” charade is anywhere close to real, but if he seriously thought he was getting an ear infection from his headphones (LOLOL!) then he could always... Idk... Take them off?

This has been months in coming after all, according to Phil. Who BTW used to scoff at people using their tiny headphones instead of using “real” surround sound from the television.

 

[UncleTusky]

How autistic is Phil exactly?

Does this:




Answer your question?

And if that doesn't, remember this is a man who didn't know how to use weed killer or do his own laundry at the age of thirty-four and almost burned down his McMansion because he and Leanna didn't realize dryer lint needs to be cleaned out. My shitposting powers suggest he's about a 7.5 on the scale of normie to CWC.

EDIT: For a non-smartass answer we're talking about somebody who didn't even realize gout could be treated for five-plus years and probably has not had a dentist's visit in ten, maybe twenty, years. Phil has no concept when it's appropriate to see a doctor and we have documented very well that he's not going to dip into his gacha funds for preventative care.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DSP should obviously stop using headphones, not only did they cause him to bald, they're giving him ear gout too. What's next, the headphones gave him a herniated disc, post-nasal drip and the droopy retard mouth as well?

 

[PieceofShet]

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WHAT
THE FUCK?
You dont use qtip after every shower (which is once per week in his case) to get water out, I never ever heard of this. WTF is wrong with him?

You should use qtip very rarely. PROTIP: If your ear is soo dirty, you can feel it sticking, use olive oil DROP. Not spray, DROP. I was deaf for one ear cause i pushed stuff deeper with qtip. Olive oil drop changed my life.

 

[Very Honest Content]

The sinking realization dawning on him that Phil is only a highly compensated self-employed person really makes a stream satisfying after any of these medical days off, it also underlines the sheer level of entitlement he still possesses into mature adulthood stemming from his spoiled only child upbringing too. He really considers himself owed that money for not making any content to consume live for his audience, he just doesn't want to accept he's got to jump through the hoops for his wheelchair supporters to throw their cash at him, no it's the money that he should have gotten and now has to be made up to keep funneling to Scopely--I mean shopping for food and daily bills, excuse me.
He is literally ass chapped that he's, in his mind, missing half a grand in money he totally should have right now until he whales on his mobile gacha addiction to make it go into the financial black hole of constant spending. The charge backs, although criminal technically, also exacerbate the situation and make his pouting super apparent as the topping on the cake, probably a better topping than Kat got on her birthday deserts yesterday, unless she secretly really likes bejeweled with sweatymanjpegs too, I suppose.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Cross off q-tips then.............

The sinking realization dawning on him that Phil is only a highly compensated self-employed person really makes a stream satisfying after any of these medical days off, it also underlines the sheer level of entitlement he still possesses into mature adulthood stemming from his spoiled only child upbringing too. He really considers himself owed that money for not making any content to consume live for his audience, he just doesn't want to accept he's got to jump through the hoops for his wheelchair supporters to throw their cash at him, no it's the money that he should have gotten and now has to be made up to keep funneling to Scopely--I mean shopping for food and daily bills, excuse me.
He is literally ass chapped that he's, in his mind, missing half a grand in money he totally should have right now until he whales on his mobile gacha addiction to make it go into the financial black hole of constant spending. The charge backs, although criminal technically, also exacerbate the situation and make his pouting super apparent as the topping on the cake, probably a better topping than Kat got on her birthday deserts yesterday, unless she secretly really likes bejeweled with sweatymanjpegs too, I suppose.

Reading your post, something hit me like a skateboard in a riot........I wonder if he actually thought he'd get money back if he won bankruptcy. He certainly acts that way.

 

[lavrentiyberia]

WHAT
THE FUCK?
You dont use qtip after every shower (which is once per week in his case) to get water out, I never ever heard of this. WTF is wrong with him?

You should use qtip very rarely. PROTIP: If your ear is soo dirty, you can feel it sticking, use olive oil DROP. Not spray, DROP. I was deaf for one ear cause i pushed stuff deeper with qtip. Olive oil drop changed my life.

I always wonder how many dozens… hundreds… thousands of astonishing things like ‘I use a q-tip to remove excess water from my ears after a shower’ there are that we've never heard about from the guy. How many completely retarded things does he do everyday based on absurd beliefs that he's never shared with anyone?

 

[Fapcop]

Does this:


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Answer your question?

And if that doesn't, remember this is a man who didn't know how to use weed killer or do his own laundry at the age of thirty-four and almost burned down his McMansion because he and Leanna didn't realize dryer lint needs to be cleaned out. My shitposting powers suggest he's about a 7.5 on the scale of normie to CWC.

EDIT: For a non-smartass answer we're talking about somebody who didn't even realize gout could be treated for five-plus years and probably has not had a dentist's visit in ten, maybe twenty, years. Phil has no concept when it's appropriate to see a doctor and we have documented very well that he's not going to dip into his gacha funds for preventative care.

Don’t forget his super adult, autistic schedule.

If a nuke fell on the west coast tomorrow at noon, Phil would be on his early stream a few hours later regardless. (Without a doubt trying to milk it for $$. “Obviously we need funds to rebuild, so any tips would be appreciated guys!”)

And the following Tuesday, he’d take his usual day off, trying to find a supermarket in the rubble to do his grocery shopping in. Cause that’s his day off, and real mature adults have one day a week where they do all their grocery shopping.

 

[UncleTusky]

Reading your post, something hit me like a skateboard in a riot........I wonder if he actually thought he'd get money back if he won bankruptcy. He certainly acts that way.

I agree, and it might be helpful to think of it from his perspective: He stopped paying MidFirst about a year before filing bankruptcy and stopped paying his credit cards three or four months before filing, so actually getting it approved changed nothing. It just meant the banks wouldn't crucify him for tens of thousands in missed payments. Given his attention span and sense of entitlement I am willing to bet he already thought the new normal with no second mortgage or CC payments (with ballooning gacha spending to compensate) was unbearable by the time the discharge was approved, which brings us back to "getting it approved changed nothing".

 

[The Tractor]

Phil whining about how sick he is or how much pain he is in never gets old. Manchild extraordinaire.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I always wonder how many dozens… hundreds… thousands of astonishing things like ‘I use a q-tip to remove excess water from my ears after a shower’ there are that we've never heard about from the guy. How many completely retarded things does he do everyday based on absurd beliefs that he's never shared with anyone?

How does one even get "excess water" in their ears while showering? Its a shower, not a swimming pool.

The Q-Tip thing once again reminds me that Phil is on track to win a Darwin because of these little oddities. He's ignorant and stubborn, thinks he's knows better than and disparages those who actually do, and likely hasn't killed himself yet because he never ventures more than 1000 feet from his bed. Even then, he's poised to die like those Asian guys that end up croaking in cyber cafes. One of the little things he does that he doesn't realize is dangerous because the only other person he interacts with spent her childhood being told demons were real is going to lead to his demise.

"No you retard, its cold outside. I'm going to warm up my car in the garage like a normal person, idiot. That's why you warm the car up in the first place, you know nothing kid."

I mean, Phil, you're going to win a Darwin anyway, because you're genetic garbage and even your insane wife won't carry your abomination.

 

[der rademacher]

Guarantee he would immediately decide that the vest goal was a separate $100 goal from the music goal. Then he would continuously hit both goals and double his income. Then he would play exclusively games with good music he could paywall. Then people would complain and he would go on an unhinged rant that it wasn't HIM paywalling the music, it's the GREEDY RECORD COMPANIES. Then eventually the $200 would become the new floor and he would tack something else on. He really should - Lord knows his retards are going to keep asking "how high?" every time Daddy Phil says "jump!"

Of course he would. I mean the stream clearly cannot start until the music goal has been hit, if his ring of autists what to hear some 90s pop-punk songs over the pig complaining about... nearly anything the game has to offer. The vest goal on the other hand is meant to be hit near the end of the stream, as a reward for his chill, ahnest content (and as a kind of clock-out already buzzer).

Expect a return of many games he played without music out of content ID claim angst, if he should read this shit and adapts the idea. And if he gets away with it. Who am I kidding, it's the DarkDave autist expo audience. Of course he'd get away with it.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I dont recall if phil ever played the original tony hawk games, i know he played 5. Should be interesting to watch. We all played them in 2002 so we know where everything is lol. He won't know where any of secret tapes are chat will have to tell him.

 

[Paladin Derich]

How autistic is Phil exactly?

He is definitely on the spectrum. He refuses to deviate from his routine, even if the deviation works to his benefit.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I dont recall if phil ever played the original tony hawk games, i know he played 5. Should be interesting to watch. We all played them in 2002 so we know where everything is lol. He won't know where any of secret tapes are chat will have to tell him.

Don't worry, Mr. OG Gamer will certainly pretend that he was a hardcore fan of the originals, just like every established game franchise he plays. Phil will compensate for the lack of music by parroting random trivia he read off Google.
A game's unique tone and aesthetic is never more important than his insatiable desire to feel like he's the most interesting person in the room.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

He'll probably even drop some bullshit like "I used to skateboard all the time when I was a bodybuilding valedictorian..."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

WHAT
THE FUCK?
You dont use qtip after every shower (which is once per week in his case) to get water out, I never ever heard of this. WTF is wrong with him?

You should use qtip very rarely. PROTIP: If your ear is soo dirty, you can feel it sticking, use olive oil DROP. Not spray, DROP. I was deaf for one ear cause i pushed stuff deeper with qtip. Olive oil drop changed my life.

I use hydrogen peroxide, works wonders for dirty ears and gets that earwax out easy if you can feel that you've got too much of it.

He'll probably even drop some bullshit like "I used to skateboard all the time when I was a bodybuilding valedictorian..."

"So back in the day when I was winning international Street Fighter tournaments while also moonlighting as a bodybuilding adult and action film star UFC fighter..."

 

[The Ancestor]

Still catching up the last ten pages but I will give him the benefit of the doubt if his ear infection is swimmers ear. I had that twice as a kid and the second time it was from just showering, and it did go from one ear to the other, then both.
It fucking sucks

 

[Brother Wind]

I use hydrogen peroxide, works wonders for dirty ears and gets that earwax out easy if you can feel that you've got too much of it.

This whole thing is astounding, I've had a lot of problems with my ears. Like I'm prone to causing myself all of these problems he is supposedly having. But, like you know I have figured out how to not do that. I keep a stock of supplies to fix it when it happens. And it happens a lot less now then it did as a kid. In fact the only times it does happen are when I go full NEET when I'm snowed in.

The point of this powerlevel is because you'd think Phil, as a mature intelligent adult wouldn't have the same problem happen twice in less than a year. That he would be prepared and now understand how to avoid the problem, because it's really quite avoidable. I cannot stress that enough. I have the worst luck with my ears, and it really only happens if I don't take care of them. So, I guess this means he is just a stupid know nothing kid.