🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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This is a great idea for nectar. That is, using po’s channel to read out a convo with Matt V. during Ralph’s time slot.

The only thing I’d change is using Attention Whore February to play Matt. This fagget gloms on to drama anywhere he can find it on shows big and small... from Opie & Anthony to shitposting streams of under a 100 viewers.

I cringe every single time I hear his voice.

Plugging the replies into DecTalk or any number of tts programs would be better and funnier.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
Even Adolwulf, the nobody former Warski associate, pulls more than Gator. He's got 76 viewers.
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Flamenco & Gator are hosting Adolwulf, who doesn’t even have 1k followers. This is there way of sharing the active engagement. I guess that is why they don’t call out Ralph, they like his followers. If they had more in common with Vaush’s followers they would be hosting him.
 
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Fslur said:
Flamenco & Gator are hosting Adolwulf, who doesn’t even have 1k followers. This is there way of sharing the active engagement. I guess that is why they don’t call out Ralph, they like his followers. If they had more in common with Vaush’s followers they would be hosting him.
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They do host Ralph sometimes.
 
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CeeShape said:
When I first posted I was told it was not really accepted to criticize the father, it almost feels like godwinson is treating vickers like a saint, refusing to even say he raised her badly, which is a bit strange, why can godwinson or others not criticize a guy who clearly has some issues? Is it because he is going after a common enemy so we cannot criticize him?
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The simple answer is because it's not entertaining. I don't think anything else needs to be said.
 
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Circumspicious said:
He's jumping the gun. Phantom hasn't agreed, Turk hasn't agreed and most importantly Vickers hasn't agreed.

EDIT: Clarification: he's jumping the gun re: the timeslot, hoping to do it tonight.
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You fucking heathen. We all need to believe, to have Faith, and then the nectar will flow

 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Question, is Ralph legally married to nora or it was just common law? Because divorces usually takes a few years to finalize.
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If I remember both ER and Ade said they were, justice of the peace situation and marriage records are apparently protected in VA. If it was a common law situation, Virginia does not have common law marriage I don't think, and I doubt they would meet the living together requirements to do so anyway. I believe Nora primarily lived in the UK and would stay in the U.S. a month here or there at a time.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
You fucking heathen. We all need to believe, to have Faith, and then the nectar will flow

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Godwinson saying he's got the mother and father
guess we'll see if it's real or not
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Question, is Ralph legally married to nora or it was just common law? Because divorces usually takes a few years to finalize.
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afaik they can be quicker if its amicable or in this case youd have to deal with international transport to really quibble over anything. i think its far more likely they did the young person thing of marrying emotionally but not legally

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i do believe, fuck it, i want to leave this mundane filthy world and see the more pure timeline autists like jmk see where gaytor actually died in Vegas for Ralph and was replaced with a speak and spell, where godwinson betrayed ppp with the help of aliens to restart the np2 cabal. i want to ascend and leave this monotony for the quixotic nirvana
 
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High Tea said:
  1. Would he do something about the fake id?
  2. Does he know who messed up his website?
  3. Has he considered doing anything within the court system, going the JF gf's parents' route of declaring Faith unable to make her own decisions - especially if there are possible medical concerns?
  4. Has he tried talking to ER's mother over the situation, parent to parent?
  5. Does he know why they travel so much?
  6. Has he considered having ER lay out his finances for him, to try to get proof that his daughter actually would be taken care of? Is it the sporadic income or lack of things like insurance, retirement and benefits that bothers him?
  7. What is his main concern about the situation - health, fiscal concerns, age, temperament, politics, company he keeps, living situation or a combination?
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To be fair regarding No. 5, Richmond to DC is not a very long drive.
 
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Takayuki Yagami said:
To be fair regarding No. 5, Richmond to DC is not a very long drive.
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And yet still too far for Ethan "the family man" ralph to abandon his dead as fuck show to make on average ten dollars more a day flipping burgers for Faith and the guntling abomination they want
 
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