🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Fake News Anchor]

Mama Vickers is right about that. Hens always care about their chicks - no matter their age

He thought no man could abort the retort, little did he know...

 

[Mulp]

God damn listening to Mrs. Vickers crying is heartbreaking. Is it honestly worth it to get Faith back? The more information they devuldge on her, the less sympathetic I feel towards her. It's just fucked.

I feel the same way. People would kill for parents like Faith.

 

[Had]

Call your mom, Kiwi's

SHE LOVES YOU DAMN IT

 

[TERF respecter]

Don Sargones influence is everywhere. I'm scared. Deleting everything I ever said about him now before a Romanian hitman appears in my house. I am now a #20YearPlanBeliever #WWG1WGA

 

[Postal Pippa]

I feel the same way. People would kill for parents like Faith.

I know I would shit. Id kill Gunt to have a mom like Mrs Vickers. This is all just so fucked. Jesus.

 

[Circumspicious]

Vickers confirms it's them. I stand corrected, you blessed schizos.

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Holy fuck. This changes everything.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

Right, I get that every 18-year-old ever is a retard and the Vickers want to think the best of their daughter, but I'm sure that most of us can't even imagine causing such pain and emotional damage, as well as financial harm, to parents, siblings, extended family, and family friends.

Parents and quality of rasing can only do so much. Faith is absolutely no victim who was caught in the white waters of fate.

 

[Glade Candles]

Faith is every teenager from a stable home that wants to paint her parents as abusive monsters to make excuses for her being a shitty person. The difference is instead of running off with a "part-time" drug dealer named Scooter who mops up behind the 7-11 on weekends, she's with Ethan Ralph and all of the complications that come from that.

But even those shitty people don't take it out on their kid siblings.

I respect the hell out of you, Mr. and Mrs. V. I hope your family is made whole again, however that happens and whatever form it takes.

 

[John McAfee]

I wonder if Ralph will make a statement.

 

[Atomic Ant]

I would like to present this to Mr. Vickers for all the corn he has brought to us.

He definitely deserves the Ethan Ralph service ribbon

 

[Mulp]

I know I would shit. Id kill Gunt to have a mom like Mrs Vickers. This is all just so fucked. Jesus.

You and I are two peas in a pod. I would trade my parents for Faith's in a heartbeat.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Fuck Faith Ralph.

She doesn't even deserve to be called a "Vickers".

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

I wonder if Ralph will make a statement.

I don't know how he'll damage control this. It's beyond fucked.

 

[Perspicacity]

Mrs. Vickers sounds like a such a sweet loving lady, really pulls the heartstrings. Faith please make up with you're parents and go home, I promise you won't even remember what Ethan looks like in a few years. Get the help you clearly need and move on with your life.

 

[Moist Unguentine]

I wonder if Ralph will make a statement.

Hopefully an incoherent one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Vickers confirms it's them. I stand corrected, you blessed schizos.

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Oh fuck. All those voice cracks. Holy shit now I'm actually kind of sad.

I'm at a loss for words. Hang in there Mr. and Mrs. Vickers.

 

[MeltyTW]

I wonder if Ralph will make a statement.

He's already aborted his show even though it risks a guest, he kisses the ass of guests hard enough to be willing to lose paypiggies, and callers etc etc. He's watching the stream. He just woke up from a three-day weekend bender, he always crashes so hard hes still in the hotel a day after he was supposed to leave ala knoxville, and its Godwinson giving PO views to air out why Ethan is a piece of shit and emasculating him on air while Mrs Vickers lays the smack down not only on him but on his corpse-mom as well.

Im going to play prophet and assume he finally feels the need to address the "slander" with "lies" and substantiating nothing that he claims, only repeating some variation of ITS NAWT TROOO

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I wonder if Ralph will make a statement.

Second tape inbound.

 

[Trusty Patches]

you could really hear the contempt in her voice when she describes ralph

 

[Noproblemo]

Ralph listened to all this while munching on Nando's. Quite comfy.