🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[FM Bradley]

Rather than wanting to hear a response from Ralph (which we all know would be an incoherent mess), I'm really curious as to what Gator or Andy's thoughts are on the interview. As third party observers to the mess, I want to know what their defense is for Ralph bringing so much suffering and heartbreak to an innocent family.

I would totally hate to see tonight's broadcast of Twisted Tits with Candy Tardski and Seig Kheiler raided by people taking them to task for being Guntguards and have 60% (EDIT: as opposed to the normal 30%) of the show devoted to them sperging, banning, exp-puh-puh-puh-laining "the rules," and generally being little cunt faggots about the chat in front of the ten viewers left, nine of which are chat mods.

Really, Andy and Kyler, you are two of the worst little bitches in the world and go fuck yourselves and your faggot 480p autismfest.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Call your mom, Kiwi's

I treat my parents very well and they do the same in return. It legitimately hurts to read the last few pages of the thread. As much as she's a mentally ill screw up, I just want her family to be together again. I can't imagine how much pain they are going through.
As for @theralph, you're less than dirt. You are completely irredeemable scum who isn't worth listening to. I wouldn't even bother interacting with you due to how uninteresting you are. You have fucked up on such a scale that eternal damnation is the only thing you have in the future. Enjoy your personal Hell on Earth and embrace your limited freedom as it will all slip away as if it was sand in a storm. The walls are caving in on you, but there's no escape for you.

 

[Jester69]

Is someone already ripping an archive?

The stream is $5 patreon tier exclusive content. Please do not reupload or I will be forced to flag you down. Thanks Godwinson for this epic content! $$$

 

[Pixis]

Ralph will increase his attacks on the Vickers with backup from gator and dax and make things even worse.

You really think he's going to respond to this? It my opinion that he's going to pretend this didn't happen to not draw any attention to this absolutely devastating interview. There's no way he could ever respond to this that makes him look even slightly okay.

 

[Cow Poly]

I’m angry. How dare you Rad Roberts... fucking fat piece of shit!

You made her mom cry.

Same goes for you Faith! Call your mom and apologize. Tell her you love her. Fucking mentally ill roastie cunt.

I’ll take my top hats now.

 

[Kingu Cinnamon]

Warski might take this opportunity to add some distance between him and ER.

That would require Andy to have his once in a blue moon brain blasts and his IQ to temporarily raise to normal human standards such as what we saw with his anti-loli stance.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Once again Ethan Ralph BTFO.
How many Ls can the gunt take before the skin tears
And we know Ethan's skin is paper thin already.
Fuck you Ethan, you West-Memphis felon.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

You really think he's going to respond to this? It my opinion that he's going to pretend this didn't happen to not draw any attention to this absolutely devastating interview. There's no way he could ever respond to this that makes him look even slightly okay.

Either that or he'll double down because he feels like he was called out and he has to meet every challange or he's a bitch.

I’ll take my top hats now.

We make tophats out of hearts around these here parts.

 

[FM Bradley]

I’ll take my top hats now.

Want some of mine?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I treat my parents very well and they do the same in return. It legitimately hurts to read the last few pages of the thread. As much as she's a mentally ill screw up, I just want her family to be together again. I can't imagine how much pain they are going through.
As for @theralph, you're less than dirt. You are completely irredeemable scum who isn't worth listening to. I wouldn't even bother interacting with you due to how uninteresting you are. You have fucked up on such a scale that eternal damnation is the only thing you have in the future. Enjoy your personal Hell on Earth and embrace your limited freedom as it will all slip away as if it was sand in a storm. The walls are caving in on you, but there's no escape for you.

I dont really think she's redeemable at this point, the community she grew up gave her money to college, not some stupid ass lemons donated by retarded white nationalist, her 80 year old grandma offered her a place to live so she can go to college, not some ghislaine 80sgirl and her diddler boyfriend. This girl have the fucking nerve to call her life toxic when there's people who would love to have the opportunities she just shitted over, and for what? A 35 year old fatass who wouldn't live past 45.

Did the gunt guard disrupt us?

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

2488 page get

Edit: the original 1488 thread happened on July 31st. Here we are again, September 7th, 1000 pages further. 38 days is all it took to expand on such a scale . Good work all around, to Gator and Ralph, Fai Fai, Bibble, JMK, Rand, all of you make the magic happen.

 

[MeltyTW]

well if ethan's body or career last until then Ralph is planning to eat with warski in portugal ..... yes really hes going to fly out of the country to further gorge his gunt

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Tonight was full of kino, but mostly big feels. What we need now is some inspiration from impostor Ralph to remind us that it will all work out in the end.

To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The pettiness that is now upon us is but the passing of Gunt - the bitterness of manchildren who fear the way of women in gaming journalism. The E-fame of grifters will pass, and morbidly obese invalids die, and the lemons they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as the cows lash out, kino will never perish…

Guntguards! Don’t give yourselves to slobs - fags who despise you, grift you, who moderate your chats, tell you what to type, what to tweet and what to donate! Who bore you, diet you, treat you like simps, use you as their personal army. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - stunted men with stunted minds and stunted hearts! You are not fags! You are not simps! You are NEETSamurai! You have the love of nectar in your hearts! You don’t sperg! Only the unloved sperg - the unloved and Shannon. Guntguards! Don’t gayop for faggotry! Gayop for kino!

 

[Pixis]

Either that or he'll double down because he feels like he was called out and he has to meet every challange or he's a bitch.

This could happen too. He really does have a fucked of sense of everything having to be about machismo. I think it will also depend on if people poke and prod him about it, as well.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

This could happen too. He really does have a fucked of sense of everything having to be about machismo. I think it will also depend on if people poke and prod him about it, as well.

Gary from the channel Nerdrotic was in prison too and he talked about how every challenge had to be met or you were eternally bitchmade, Ralph was in jail for 6(?) months so I am not sure how hard this was imprinted on him but he doesn't seem know when to stop.

 

[John McAfee]

Either that or he'll double down because he feels like he was called out and he has to meet every challange or he's a bitch.

He's filming the second sextape as we speak.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

He's filming the second sextape as we speak.

I genuinely doubt she has let him fuck her since the first one.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I honestly wonder what faith thought about the sniff heard around the world was shared on her family's business page?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Here is a clip of Matt Vickers. Sounds like the same voice to me. It's real, ladies and guntlemen.

https://youtu.be/LBTyA3H4XBA

Props to you Vetti for finding this and confirming so early into the interview. Didn't know Mr Vickers had a YouTube channel, but the voice definitely checks out and he confirmed on Twitter. That's some great detective work bro!

 

[Hüftpriester]

I believe the odds for a pillstream this week just went up dramatically lads. Maybe we'll get it on 9/11??

Just imagine ralph mixing drinks in his mouth, constantly looking down at his phone in despair and eventually drifting off as Ryan Dawson babbles endlessly about the grand zionist conspiracy. That would be possibly too much nectar for me to handle at once.