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That's what I reported on one of my post about two weeks ago (in regards to OIC making the claim that the streak won't go past 300).

OIC donated 52 subs, stopped being responsive in chat around 8:30PM+

He probably fell asleep and fucked the pig's streak.

OIC was there, he was even telling chat to chill that he was going to fund the streak.
 
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The vest streak will continue till the end of the year
Well, that certainly didn't age well.
 
Ok, I wasn't the only one seeing that DSP's face is becoming rounder with a more noticeable double chin. Also, he hasn't shaved too, makes you think. Either Kat is cooking too many potatoes or eating out more often or Kat left and he is eating unhealthy and not grooming himself. If I recall Phil gained weight, drank more, and shaved less when PandaRee left him. So I wouldn't be surprised during Christmas Phil reveals a new girlfriend and said that they broke up mutually. Then months later say that Kat cheated on his ass with Tyrone, and say she was lazy and never cooked good food, but his new gf is his TRUE soulmate.
It'll be interesting to see who volunteers to be the next soulmaid. I mean, it would have to be a wheelchair or someone with no self-respect.
 
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Popping off already.
Just wait until we're halfway into that gin bottle tonight.

I can’t even...

The pig is literally acting like it wasn’t the work of one or two whales that literally were funding the Scam Streak at this point. This is pure gold. Nobody fucking cared about the “positivity” around the Vest, Phil. Your chat was shitting on the streak consistently to the point you threatened and did ban a few dozen people for constantly bringing and/ or making jokes about the vest.

This nigga is literally detailing his income “issues” on Twitter. Didn’t he say he would stop bringing up issues about money once he had his bankruptcy granted? What a scummy piece of shit lol.
 
I'd actually enjoy seeing Phil stoop lower than ever, coming back next stream and saying something like "so guys, apparently I got an 82 dollars tip some hours after the stream had ended. Since it was closer to the last stream than this stream, the vest streak was saved!".
This was absolutely what he was waiting around to do at the end but I guess the incessant neighing of his horse-wife got to him and he had to go give her a salt lick after finally ending his stream.
 
Looking at the possibilities:

  1. OIC did zonk out of streams before, so I can believe they went AFK.
  2. OIC actually expended his Phil's money on the sub goal earlier.
  3. Phil's whales, like the animals they're named for, are smart enough to know how to yank his chain for attention. OIC gets to be The Guy and can buy Phil off again Wednesday. Whales will bite him back.
  4. Phil tapped/grossed out all of his whales with the uptick in begging goals, and we saw an honest-to-gods breaking point so none stepped up.
  5. All of the above.
 
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