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This embarrassing PR disaster couldn't have happened to a nicer studio 
Mulan (2020) - Chink War Movie
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Honka Honka Burning Love
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Does anyone have that image of the giant
emote made out of smaller ones? Because uhhThat is required for this.
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Yea, Just Some Guy did a video on it.
I haven’t seem the film, but is the whole film spoken in English? Is there a Chinese dub like the animated movie had?
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I'm always convinced that modern day Disney is really just a poor sport about anime kicking its ass from the curb and back and takes any shitty chance to potshot low brow jokes or take that moments to the medium in its shows and movies. Which would likely explain why there's no "Japanese Disney Princess", and god forbid that'd ever happen, Disney would rather have takes of princesses on dissolved city states and empires of Europe than that. Even the Nazis get the embodiment of Nazi Germany as a fat valkyrie in Education For Death as a Disney Princess.
It's refreshing to see how karma is a bitch in this instance. Try your commiefornia wokeshit now, assholes.
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Wokeness on the outside, Uyghur slaves on the inside. This is perfect, literally the representation of Disney in a nutshell.
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women can do anything a man can do.......................................................... if they have magic ching chong powers
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Next you'll tell me Africans can do anything every other race on earth can do if they had magical space rocks.
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As soon as this live action was announced I knew I'd never watch it, after seeing how people have been talking about it I'm fine standing by that decision. I'm just glad the pitch meeting guy is getting more awful movies as fodder for his skits, the disney live actions have had a great track record for awful.
All these live action remakes just seem to suck the soul out of the original films that just oozed it. They always seem to remove what made the originals so entertaining too, be it by fucking with the characters, sucking out the colors, or making the plot needlessly convoluted. It just seems to be a problem with Disney in general now, a lot of their recent works just make me go "where's the fun?" at how devoid they feel. I don't think it's even just outgrowing their movies because I can go back and watch their older works, the vast majority still hold up. Even looking back at all those Disney channel original live action movies, for how cheesy and awful they could get, most of them were still highly entertaining to watch.
One of my favorite things about the original Mulan, besides that great music and Mulan's character, was the relationship between her and her father. You could just feel the love between them, like that scene between the two of them after Reflection is just so precious with him trying to comfort her. Mulan's decision to take his place makes perfect sense, both to save her beloved father and to "prove" she could be useful to the family in some way even if she failed in the traditional sense (ex. her abysmal matchmaking session at the start of the movie).
All these live action remakes just seem to suck the soul out of the original films that just oozed it. They always seem to remove what made the originals so entertaining too, be it by fucking with the characters, sucking out the colors, or making the plot needlessly convoluted. It just seems to be a problem with Disney in general now, a lot of their recent works just make me go "where's the fun?" at how devoid they feel. I don't think it's even just outgrowing their movies because I can go back and watch their older works, the vast majority still hold up. Even looking back at all those Disney channel original live action movies, for how cheesy and awful they could get, most of them were still highly entertaining to watch.
One of my favorite things about the original Mulan, besides that great music and Mulan's character, was the relationship between her and her father. You could just feel the love between them, like that scene between the two of them after Reflection is just so precious with him trying to comfort her. Mulan's decision to take his place makes perfect sense, both to save her beloved father and to "prove" she could be useful to the family in some way even if she failed in the traditional sense (ex. her abysmal matchmaking session at the start of the movie).
I will actually laugh my head off if they somehow find out that Disney was using the captives from the concentration camps as cheap labor on set.
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Sensor Tower, an app download research firm, tells Yahoo Finance that downloads of Disney+ spiked 68% from Friday, Sept. 4 through Sunday, Sept. 6, compared to one weekend prior. Consumer spending in the app also spiked 193%, which can obviously be attributed to customers paying the $30 ‘Mulan’ fee. (That fee is not for a one-time rental; the movie gets added to your Disney+ library for re-watching.)
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I got you.Does anyone have that image of the giant
That is required for this.
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Time for Disney's Twitter account to be spammed with this clip.
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Those downloads are definitely real people and not bots owned by Disney to create fake hype to their stock owners.
Though speaking percentage wise might mean that the numbers are really low, because the consoomers who like Disney already downloaded the app months ago, and I don't know what there is to buy in-app besides this shit film.
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My man, nearly all of the remakes have been making bank. Never underestimate the power of normal people who don't give a shit about internet drama.
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So that must explain why Big Hero 6 quickly abandoned the really interesting concept of underground robotic fighting rings because that'd be too much like anime for them to swallow.
And people give me the stink eye whenever I tell them I really did not like that movie because it was nothing more than a hybrid of Marvel and How to Train Your Dragon but it failed to understand what made HTTYD so popular.
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I hate that movie. Nice animation but SO lazy.
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Yeah, as much as I have utterly embraced the "cackle madly and shitpost like a nigger in the face of all the horrible bullshit the world throws out" mindset, disney literally using concentration camp labour for a shitty live action remake and getting praised by media goons for the result being both woke and original is so goddamn despicable that the evil aspect might actually outweigh the hilarious absurdity of the whole situation.
And the fact that absolutely fucking nobody among the mobs of self proclaimed "anti fascist" and "anti capitalist" revolutionaries out there on the streets are directing any of their riots or property destruction against the empire of rats demonstrates just how full of shit every single one of them is, and how sorely deserving they are of the fate they so cheerfully ignore and enable being inflicted on the uygher-niggas.
I know that this sort of "prop up literal dictators and profiteer off the slave labour they provide you" schtick aint new for corporations, but the fact these same corporate entities present themselves as stunning and bravely woke for painting themselves with rainbows and tweeting fashionable hashtags and throwing money at the most trendy edgewoke shitbag demagogues they can find, and they get wall to wall fucking praise for doing so from the media and subhuman celeb and influencer drones for doing so, truly sickens me to my very soul.
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If it was the regular case then I would agree, but Mulan is based on an overlooked Disney film that was also catered massively to Chinese. Any gains from the west would probably be pretty small compared to the budget.
I tried to watch the film but gave up when they introduced the group of 20-something making insane gadgets in their lab. University gave me zero tolerance to the trope of the wunderkid who can do anything with zero effort.
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I’ll never forgive BH6 for deciding against putting the roller derby geishas into the final product.
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Smh, why would you even put it in the credits? It would be an entirely different matter if some internet autists sleuthed out the Xinjiang connection after much researching of production locations and following the money trail, but to put it in plain view and on public record in the film's credits is just asking for trouble.
All I can think of is that the Chinese government mandated it as one of the conditions for their cooperation in facilitating the film's production and release. Maybe they thought this would be a PR coup in the West to counteract the Turkic kebabs' manipulative narrative of concentration camps and ethnic cleansing.
On the other hand, maybe this episode can redpill some lefties and consoomers about the existential threat posed by the Turkic kebab separatist movement to the harmonious social order of the People's Republic.
All I can think of is that the Chinese government mandated it as one of the conditions for their cooperation in facilitating the film's production and release. Maybe they thought this would be a PR coup in the West to counteract the Turkic kebabs' manipulative narrative of concentration camps and ethnic cleansing.
On the other hand, maybe this episode can redpill some lefties and consoomers about the existential threat posed by the Turkic kebab separatist movement to the harmonious social order of the People's Republic.