Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Peep Plops]

The absolute fucking state of these faggot goons simping for the manipulate narcissistic clown show that is Bogan and permavirgin mods coming to her defense. Just burn the whole thing to the ground LowT before Jeffrey and his cadre of wacky faggots permanently wrest control.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

I hope the sale goes through and then Jeffrey's pet C-SPAM lunatics get him raided by the FBI, who are so disgusted by the degeneracy of goons that they just smash the servers with sledgehammers.

News headline: “One Secret Service officer dead, two injured in credible threat investigation turned shootout, suspect also dead at scene”
Goons: “Turns out we were the puckins all along”

 

[Brad Gray]

this is how democracy dies...to the sound of thundering applause

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

SA community is just going to further convince themselves Logan must be some golden cow victim in all this because kf posters think she's trouble.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Lol Jeffrey upgraded 5er's probe to a month?! His carefully supplied reasoning, 'it's a bad post'? Courtney Love is the new mangosteen it seems.

If only Lowtax followed in Kurt Cobain's footsteps.

 

[MidUSA]

SA community is just going to further convince themselves Logan must be some golden cow victim in all this because kf posters think she's trouble.

But isn't she also a super-nazi for having a Kiwifarms account and appearing on fuhrer-null's youtube channel?

It's gonna be difficult to keep up with the ever changing narrative on this I feel.

 

[dreamworks face]

For at least half a year, SA’s staff had been making a massive show about how SA’s old approach to customer relations was obsolete and they were transparent and fair and sensitive and open and caring and kind and shit now. It amuses me greatly to see them drop the act so abruptly and fall back into the traditional “we don’t care, gibs money” mode of Something Awful leadership.

Well don't worry, super 133t haxor JEFF K OF YOSPOS (totally NOT LOWTAX) is on the case.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

But isn't she also a super-nazi for having a Kiwifarms account and appearing on fuhrer-null's youtube channel?

It's gonna be difficult to keep up with the ever changing narrative on this I feel.

To keep up with the narrative, just review what people in the Leper's Colony are getting banned for saying.

 

[White Devil]

To keep up with the narrative, just review what people in the Leper's Colony are getting banned for saying.

That the emperor has no clothes.

 

[northstar747]

Oh god

 

[Marissa Moira]

Oh god

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The grammar and punctuation are all correct and that's roughly a page. That's got to be the most effort he's put into something in quite a long while.

 

[Brad Gray]

I have a feeling this blockbuster website sale will go through any second now!

 

[Brad Gray]

The grammar and punctuation are all correct and that's roughly a page. That's got to be the most effort he's put into something in quite a long while.

uh its a copy paste

 

[break these cuffs]

I don't think we'll ever find out unless Lowtax himself spills it. One thing I know for certain though, Jeffrey is overpaying at any price.

We could get some indication if Rich starts paying his back taxes. It's a longshot, I know. We'd have to adjust for his addiction and gross incompetence, but the "enough to start over" comment leads me to believe Rich is at least thinking about paying taxes with the money. Now whether or not he'd ever actually pay them is another issue entirely. He wouldn't pay them. Could the government have put out liens on Something Awful? I know they can do it with physical business assets like a storefront, but does Rich hold any copyrights or trademarks registered to SA that they could take the money for after the sale?

The MO court cases for back taxes don't show that the liens are levied against anything specific like a home or car, and we found out he rents and leases, but state they're for:

Deeds shall be a lien against all real and personal property of the debtor(s) listed above and all real and personal property acquired by manner after the filing of this lien.

Does this give them carte blanche to take the proceeds from the sale of anything he owns?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Logan isn't just Courtney Love; she's also a dime store Millenial Cleopatra, destroying first Lowtax then Jeffrey like Caesar and Mark Anthony.

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Oh god

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This Sauron-assed bitch writing a fanfic starring himself as 'da gud guyz', when if we're using the LotR metaphor here, we're at the scene where Jeffrey is Isildur and taking three fucking months to say, 'no, I don't think I will.'

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The sale will never happen. Lol at Jeff getting cucked forever from owning his tranny forum.

 

[Brad Gray]

that was a GBS post from yesteryear, he is getting all weepy and nostalgic in his wine haze

 

[Marissa Moira]

The sale will never happen. Lol at Jeff getting cucked forever from owning his tranny forum.

What if Jeff is a lowtax sock?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

What if Jeff is a lowtax sock?

Running a second forum account for Lowtax is way too much work.