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[Beluga]

Kev-Kev admits his deviant tendencies keep him up at night:
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I don't know what "ff omegaverse" means and for once I'm happy to remain ignorant.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

I don't know what "ff omegaverse" means and for once I'm happy to remain ignorant.

Omegaverse is a shitty genre which originated in fanfiction but has recently begun creeping into self-published smut as well. It's based on debunked misunderstandings of wolf pack hierarchy. Basically humanity is divided into three classes: betas are normal people, omegas are super submissive and regularly go into heat causing them to give off irresistible pheromones, and alphas are supreme chads who go wild and feral at the scent of an omega. Almost always reserved for gay pairings. Typically involves a lot of fucked up secondary fetishes like m-preg, rape/non-con, slavery, brainwashing, violent abuse and even furry shit like knotting so I am not surprised at all that Kevin is a fan. Kevin wants to be the omega in a tranny on tranny Omegaverse story. You're welcome.

 

[Beluga]

Omegaverse is a shitty genre which originated in fanfiction but has recently begun creeping into self-published smut as well. It's based on debunked misunderstandings of wolf pack hierarchy. Basically humanity is divided into three classes: betas are normal people, omegas regularly go into heat and give off irresistible pheromones, and alphas are supreme chads who go wild and feral at the scent of an omega. Almost always reserved for gay pairings. Typically involves a lot of fucked up secondary fetishes like m-preg, rape/non-con, slavery, brainwashing, violent abuse and even furry shit like knotting so I am not surprised at all that Kevin is a fan. Kevin wants to be the omega in a tranny on tranny Omegaverse story.

I wish I hadn't read this and stayed ignorant

 

[cuddle striker]

I'm shocked that anyone still thinks these exist.

I know one or two. You'd never know from the outside that they were the same universe as the shit happening in this thread. They're quite a bit older though, they had to get therapy and jump through hoops back in their day.


if I saw that shit in the morning I would panic immediately. the hair just makes everything else more frightening

 

[Constellationzero]

I don't understand how you could take a pic of yourself with a hairline like that and think "Yeah, this looks totally fine and I want to share this with the internet."

Because any kind of constructive criticism anywhere on the internet is booolying--and you can't say anything BAD!

 

[Lyre]

I don't know what "ff omegaverse" means and for once I'm happy to remain ignorant.

Ff might be shorthand for final fantasy but based on his comment im gonna assume he means f/f omega verse which just means he's trying to normalize dick girls more and is too lazy to add in the slash (based on him wanting a "sapphic" alpha to knot him)

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

I don't understand how you could take a pic of yourself with a hairline like that and think "Yeah, this looks totally fine and I want to share this with the internet."

The same way they tell everyone they’re not only women, but better than cisscum women.

 

[BiggerChungus]

It still gets me how in his first picture he's just a regular nerd-looking dude, someone you wouldn't think was strange at all if you walked by them. Then he becomes a weird pudgy wrinkled sweaty babyfur tranny and it just makes you wonder where it took that big of a fucking turn.

 

[Miss Misery]

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

 

[ValVenus]

Cheese Wedge appears to have broken his butt....or something who knows at this point

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Cheese Wedge appears to have broken his butt....or something who knows at this point

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I don't even want to imagine.

Spoiler: Here's some speculation tho

I remember reading some horror story about a limey who decided to troon out when midlife crisis hit. So wifey and him flew to Thailand where a crotch butcher told them to fuck off at the last possible moment before the operation. Turns out ol' poof had wifey drill his ass to oblivion, so his rectum and pelvic area were literally too weak to handle the operation.

boi might also have haemorrhoids, possibly prolapsed. Or rectal polyps. "trauma" would suggest some fucked up shit, though - maybe a Bad Dragon lost in his flesh tunnel. Either way, this was a logical endpoint to the cheese wedge dick degeneracy.

 

[one_time_user]

he probably shat out whatever germs he swallowed when he stuck his tongue in the festering amhole and rotted his asshole

 

[Puddleduck]

Why the frick would anyone even pay to see Wedge's stuff? He's not even particularly attractive for his "type", there's bound to be free alternatives people can find who are better looking...

 

[FruitFever]

Cheese Wedge appears to have broken his butt....or something who knows at this point

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Uh Oh, my asshole is blown the fuck out, better scoop out my dick!
These people, I swear.

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

I don't even want to imagine.

Either rectal perforation or prolapse, and it sounds like the damage is permanent. Also regular administration of enemas isn't healthy, and can lead to perforation on its own. But homosex is perfectly normal and love is love, right?

Edit: fags mad

 

[sperginity]

I don't even want to imagine.

Spoiler: Here's some speculation tho

I remember reading some horror story about a limey who decided to troon out when midlife crisis hit. So wifey and him flew to Thailand where a crotch butcher told them to fuck off at the last possible moment before the operation. Turns out ol' poof had wifey drill his ass to oblivion, so his rectum and pelvic area were literally too weak to handle the operation.

boi might also have haemorrhoids, possibly prolapsed. Or rectal polyps. "trauma" would suggest some fucked up shit, though - maybe a Bad Dragon lost in his flesh tunnel. Either way, this was a logical endpoint to the cheese wedge dick degeneracy.

it is probably a fissure (a tear in the sphincter). That is usually the injury sustained from rectal trauma. Minor fissures can try to heal on their own, but you have to leave it alone. If it gets worse or is a deep fissure they have to do surgery. Hemmorhoids wouldn't prevent someone from using enemas unless it was really severe or weirdly positioned, in those cases the doctor will usually band them or remove them surgically. He also might have incontinence problems, or a rectocele.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Cheese Wedge appears to have broken his butt....or something who knows at this point

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I can't have ass sex so I'm going to give myself a fistula instead.
do it faggot

 

[In the Sick of It]

Is it possible that his anal hook contraption did this? That would be hilarious.

 

[Enoby Way]

Sounds awful as you say, to the point where I would forgo sex altogether in that scenario. Regardless, those options are things that I could actually do in the real world, AGPs can't fuck themselves, so they are stuck either succumbing to these urges and ruining their lives and those around them, or practicing some good old fashioned repression (self-control). I think alot of the subjects on this site would have a lot less problems if they practiced this, though there would be a lot less content for us to laugh at.

Yeah, the thing about repression is it works really well, right up until it doesn't. How well does abstinence-only education work out for teen pregnancy rates? Look at all the prominent gay-bashers who end up caught in the middle of sucking off another dude through a bathroom glory hole. I genuinely think this is why most troons are middle-aged men. They've held it in and done really well at controlling themselves for 20-40 years and then just snapped, because repression makes you go crazy.

Props to Kevin for only lasting 15 years max, I guess.

Rod Fleming told an interesting story in one of his videos. A trans prostitute he knew told him that she and many other fellow trans prostitutes kept a wardrobe of larger clothes for their (male) clients to dress in, as many of them wanted to have sex while wearing feminine clothing. There was a saying among the prostitutes that there was a two-year period of time from any client requesting this service to them trooning out. Once they acted on any part of it it went downhill from there.

And yes, if everyone suddenly became a lot more self-controlled we would have WAY fewer lolcows to milk, perhaps none XD

Edit: oops, didn't realise how many posts had been made since this convo. Ah well. Something something Kevin is a degenerate.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Wow, what a fuckin' week it's been. This is such a magical thread. Should the ranch doc ever come out, can we PLEASE have some kind of cozy hours stream party where we watch the thing together? Make Null host it as penance for being such an unreliable baby bitch with the podcast.